Can we talk about Bobby's commentary on the Static series?

[TelethonJohn]

So if you’re from New York, you just have the right to be angry and mean to everyone?

 :'(

I wish I was from New York. I’m from stupid Fremont and all I get is cheap bahn mi and Costco hot dogs.

I was bummed to read that Munchner Haus closed.

[Tireeedd]

So if you’re from New York, you just have the right to be angry and mean to everyone?

 :'(

I wish I was from New York. I’m from stupid Fremont and all I get is cheap bahn mi and Costco hot dogs.

cheap Bahn Mi seems like the move

[Stoprockboi]

Josh lives in the richest part of brooklyn

[Dad Board]

So if you’re from New York, you just have the right to be angry and mean to everyone?

 :'(

I wish I was from New York. I’m from stupid Fremont and all I get is cheap bahn mi and Costco hot dogs.

Imagine if Costco food court had a Bahn Mi. It would either be amazing or absolute garbage, no inbetween

[GAY]

Bo-bby.. Bo-bby.. Bo-bby..
Bo-bby..
Bo-bby.. Bo-bby.. Bo-bby..
Bo-bby.. Bo-bby.. Bo-bby.. Bo-bby..

Psssh. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
Yo.. Bobby
Yo, yo, RZA Bobby
Yo, yo, RZA Bobby
B-Bobby, yo
Hit the bodega for a 40 ounce son, Garcia Vega
Two bags of chips, and one pack of Now & Laters
Flame tucked down to my nuts, on my last buck
Only thing keep a nigga calm is a good fuck
Loose-leaf cigarettes be dipped in wet
Chicken of the seas get trapped inside my net
With their clothes off, son when the gun goes off
I'm bound to play Napoleon, and blow a nose off -
Your Sphinx; your stumble rap style, your flow's off
Like Kunta, tryin to run with his chopped toes off
Unchallenged sword I yield the storm rider
Clip full of ruffled-tip fast-actin long fire
Four hundred grain cartridge, with steel casin
Those who can't draw the crowd is still tracin
The mic is cast to the floor and shapeshifted
Heavy as the hammer of Thor you can't lift it
So tense, bitch there's no defense
This four-four inch'll make you jump the fence
Right eye squinted; I speak brok-len english
Stumble off the cold four-oh of Olde English Wu brew
Two-two inside the shoe
No describin what this heat, in my jacket could do
I teach, seeds to read, never reach for the weed indeed
Bow down to the great Bob Digi Digi
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(Bo-bby..) Yo, it must be Bobby
(Bo-bby..) Oh, no, it must be Bobby
(Bo-bby..) Oh, no, it must be Bobby
(Bo-bby..) Oh, no, it must be..

I keep rice soaked in coconut milk mixed with tofu
Sit in the sun six hours then I charge up like Goku
Dragonball Z; imagine you're raggin me
That's like walkin through a Blood hood flaggin a C
Not, tryin to tell you how much weight we carry
It may get, every snake in the tri-state buried
Plus, Feds had one add, sayin I gun traffed
I sold twenty million records bitch; some laugh!
Fresh shafts of morning dew on Nancy Drew
Sherlock Holmes crime sleuth couldn't figure the Wu
You loaf of bread head, keep a sober head
One point five mill a year's my overhead

(Bo-bby..) Yo, yo, it must be Bobby
(Bo-bby..) Yo, yo, it must be Bobby
(Bo-bby..) Oh, no, it must be Bobby
(Bo-bby..) Yo, check, yo

I keep MC's puzzled keep my dogs in the muzzle
Ice cold forty ounce drink 'em down with one guzzle
Son might spit a word at a bird, see if she chirp back
Tall chocolate deluxe buttercup, off the meat rack
A chickenhead scratch the yard for worms
And roosters walk around with their heads in the perm
I be spreadin knowledge keepin my third eye polished
Never, chase for dollars to fulfill the black wallet
You must be Bellevue, son, I walk with twelve jewels
Afford anything this world could sell you
Beats that the change the style'll rearrange ya
BZA-Bobby! I'm strikin' you like Beatlemania
Yo, it must be Bobby
Oh, no, it must be Bobby
Yo, son, it must be Bobby
BZA-buh, BZA-wha', BZA-Bobby
(Bo-bby..) Fuckin' up the mic is still my hobby
(Bo-bby..) F-fuckin' up the mic is still my hobby
(Bo-bby..) Yo, yo, it must be.. doo doo!
(Bo-bby..) Yeah, yeah

(Bo-bby..) - {​*repeat to fade*}​

[PatrickSkateman]

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So if you’re from New York, you just have the right to be angry and mean to everyone?

 :'(

I wish I was from New York. I’m from stupid Fremont and all I get is cheap bahn mi and Costco hot dogs.

[close]

Imagine if Costco food court had a Bahn Mi. It would either be amazing or absolute garbage, no inbetween

It’s all in the duck liver mousse pate. No pate, no way.

[Tear Up a Trick]

I agree with everybody but Bobby more

[Crust]

That story is too good to not repost. A true classic.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201108130714/http://kingpinmag.com/longform/vivien-feil-static-iv-original-edit-josh-stewart1#D0GvzS8uc2PtR72j.97

That was amazing! Would gnar!

My favorite quote from that was Bobby on the Magenta logo:

"Vivien: Josh something that must be done is a Bobby Puleo quote book. You know the last time he saw Soy he asked him: “What are you up to, drawing leafs?” (Laughs)"

Hiliarious

[Paul Cicero]

Im from Australia so my opinion here probably doesn’t mean much, but between this clown and Ricky O it really does seem like skaters of that generation from the east coast really have a chip on their shoulders.

[Newphone]

Im from Australia so my opinion here probably doesn’t mean much, but between this clown and Ricky O it really does seem like skaters of that generation from the east coast really have a chip on their shoulders.

Those two are both from New Jersey, that’s the common thread.

It’s the most densely populated state and some (not all) people from there have a real “crabs in a bucket” mentality in their interactions with other people.  Being possisive over something they see as making them unique, say a city they moved to, or a low impact skate style, is almost reflexive to them.  Theres a perceived scarcity of resources (in this case cellar doors) and their not going let someone else have them.

[Síota]

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That story is too good to not repost. A true classic.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201108130714/http://kingpinmag.com/longform/vivien-feil-static-iv-original-edit-josh-stewart1#D0GvzS8uc2PtR72j.97

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That was amazing! Would gnar!

My favorite quote from that was Bobby on the Magenta logo:

"Vivien: Josh something that must be done is a Bobby Puleo quote book. You know the last time he saw Soy he asked him: “What are you up to, drawing leafs?” (Laughs)"

Hiliarious

Gnar'd both of you. This stuff cracks me up. Bobby Kook-o

[burner]

That story is too good to not repost. A true classic.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201108130714/http://kingpinmag.com/longform/vivien-feil-static-iv-original-edit-josh-stewart1#D0GvzS8uc2PtR72j.97

So, Magenta dudes were coming out to NY to get photos/clips of Bobby to run articles back in France/EU without Bobby knowledge, credit, pay...

"We would come to New York, film his ass, shoot photos, have shit come out in European magazines, you know whole articles about Bobby, and then he would talk shit on the internet. He’d be like: “Why the fuck are you coming over?” To film your fucking ass dude! Ha!"

And then Magenta ran clips in their video knowing full well that it would upset Bobby and knowing he wouldn't have agreed to his clips being used...

"Vivien: I was like: “No! Don’t do it.” Because I had stayed in New York for a month and I knew we’d be in trouble if we used that shit. But Soy was like: “Fuck it! You skated with the dude and it’s like what it is you know.”
Josh: So Bobby of course would have said “No”.

And then, as predicated, Bobby got really hysterically upset with Magenta dudes, and then Magenta/Josh were in NYC at some nice restaurant, and then Bobby confronts them ranting at how upset and angry he is, and Bobby's former friends all just tease him for being an angry mess...

"No shower or nothing holding on to plastic bags?” It was like some full-on street bum freaking out on you"

Yeah, hilarious. No mental health issues going on here. Nice.

[HeavyAndExpensive]

God this dude sucks.

We get it Bob.

[Crust]

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That story is too good to not repost. A true classic.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201108130714/http://kingpinmag.com/longform/vivien-feil-static-iv-original-edit-josh-stewart1#D0GvzS8uc2PtR72j.97

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So, Magenta dudes were coming out to NY to get photos/clips of Bobby to run articles back in France/EU without Bobby knowledge, credit, pay...

"We would come to New York, film his ass, shoot photos, have shit come out in European magazines, you know whole articles about Bobby, and then he would talk shit on the internet. He’d be like: “Why the fuck are you coming over?” To film your fucking ass dude! Ha!"

And then Magenta ran clips in their video knowing full well that it would upset Bobby and knowing he wouldn't have agreed to his clips being used...

"Vivien: I was like: “No! Don’t do it.” Because I had stayed in New York for a month and I knew we’d be in trouble if we used that shit. But Soy was like: “Fuck it! You skated with the dude and it’s like what it is you know.”
Josh: So Bobby of course would have said “No”.

And then, as predicated, Bobby got really hysterically upset with Magenta dudes, and then Magenta/Josh were in NYC at some nice restaurant, and then Bobby confronts them ranting at how upset and angry he is, and Bobby's former friends all just tease him for being an angry mess...

"No shower or nothing holding on to plastic bags?” It was like some full-on street bum freaking out on you"

Yeah, hilarious. No mental health issues going on here. Nice.

When I said "hilarious" I was referring only to what I quoted which sounded like Bobby bantering with Soy - "You know the last time he saw Soy he asked him: “What are you up to, drawing leafs?” (Laughs)"

Just cause I think Bobby's turn of phrase is funny in that sentence, doesn't mean I condone people using clips of other's without checking with them. Which I agree of course is even worse knowing it will bother them. Or that I think it's funny if someone has difficulty navigating interpersonal grievances.

[rusty knees]

t-rex arms

[slippy]

If you have to be predatory about your spots to this point then maybe look inward and see that your skating isn't that interesting.

[Watson]

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That story is too good to not repost. A true classic.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201108130714/http://kingpinmag.com/longform/vivien-feil-static-iv-original-edit-josh-stewart1#D0GvzS8uc2PtR72j.97

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So, Magenta dudes were coming out to NY to get photos/clips of Bobby to run articles back in France/EU without Bobby knowledge, credit, pay...

"We would come to New York, film his ass, shoot photos, have shit come out in European magazines, you know whole articles about Bobby, and then he would talk shit on the internet. He’d be like: “Why the fuck are you coming over?” To film your fucking ass dude! Ha!"

And then Magenta ran clips in their video knowing full well that it would upset Bobby and knowing he wouldn't have agreed to his clips being used...

"Vivien: I was like: “No! Don’t do it.” Because I had stayed in New York for a month and I knew we’d be in trouble if we used that shit. But Soy was like: “Fuck it! You skated with the dude and it’s like what it is you know.”
Josh: So Bobby of course would have said “No”.

And then, as predicated, Bobby got really hysterically upset with Magenta dudes, and then Magenta/Josh were in NYC at some nice restaurant, and then Bobby confronts them ranting at how upset and angry he is, and Bobby's former friends all just tease him for being an angry mess...

"No shower or nothing holding on to plastic bags?” It was like some full-on street bum freaking out on you"

Yeah, hilarious. No mental health issues going on here. Nice.

Oh calm down. First of all there's nothing above to indicate that they were running articles without Bobby knowing or that there was no pay/credit, whatever.

Second of all, I think there's a general agreement that if you let someone film you or shoot photos of you the footage or the photos are going to get used somewhere.

Third of all, you're jumping to conclusions with the mental health issues line. Maybe the dude is just an asshole.

[botefdunn]

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That story is too good to not repost. A true classic.

https://web.archive.org/web/20201108130714/http://kingpinmag.com/longform/vivien-feil-static-iv-original-edit-josh-stewart1#D0GvzS8uc2PtR72j.97

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So, Magenta dudes were coming out to NY to get photos/clips of Bobby to run articles back in France/EU without Bobby knowledge, credit, pay...

"We would come to New York, film his ass, shoot photos, have shit come out in European magazines, you know whole articles about Bobby, and then he would talk shit on the internet. He’d be like: “Why the fuck are you coming over?” To film your fucking ass dude! Ha!"

And then Magenta ran clips in their video knowing full well that it would upset Bobby and knowing he wouldn't have agreed to his clips being used...

"Vivien: I was like: “No! Don’t do it.” Because I had stayed in New York for a month and I knew we’d be in trouble if we used that shit. But Soy was like: “Fuck it! You skated with the dude and it’s like what it is you know.”
Josh: So Bobby of course would have said “No”.

And then, as predicated, Bobby got really hysterically upset with Magenta dudes, and then Magenta/Josh were in NYC at some nice restaurant, and then Bobby confronts them ranting at how upset and angry he is, and Bobby's former friends all just tease him for being an angry mess...

"No shower or nothing holding on to plastic bags?” It was like some full-on street bum freaking out on you"

Yeah, hilarious. No mental health issues going on here. Nice.

[close]

Oh calm down. First of all there's nothing above to indicate that they were running articles without Bobby knowing or that there was no pay/credit, whatever.

Second of all, I think there's a general agreement that if you let someone film you or shoot photos of you the footage or the photos are going to get used somewhere.

Third of all, you're jumping to conclusions with the mental health issues line. Maybe the dude is just an asshole.

Vivien is a smart dude with a sense of humour, he loved that shit, and you know Bob did too: he gets to have his clips in the cool euro vid and still maintain his hardass cred. What would an era be without some stories?

[BacksideWallride]

Despite chips on their shoulders or whatever their problems are with transplants, dues owed or whatever, I love Bobby and Ricky, they have good styles and Bobbys IG posts are pure gold. Straight skate rat stories or crazy numerologist patterns, both are entertaining

At least to me

[A Not At All Naughty Chemist]

Third of all, you're jumping to conclusions with the mental health issues line. Maybe the dude is just an asshole.

Have you ever seen his insta? Dude is some type of schizo at the very least

[Allen.]

That bit about Soy drawing leaves is fucking gold.

Didn’t Puleo have a guest board on Magenta? Or was it Landscape?

[Crust]

That bit about Soy drawing leaves is fucking gold.

Didn’t Puleo have a guest board on Magenta? Or was it Landscape?

They shoulda made a Magenta guest board with a graphic of Bobby greeting Soy with a speech bubble “What are you up to, drawing leafs?”.

[Ok]

puleo is top tier for me.

[Miserable Old Sack of Shit]

So this is what he's all pissed off about (2:50)?

[addie pray]

Despite chips on their shoulders or whatever their problems are with transplants, dues owed or whatever, I love Bobby and Ricky, they have good styles and Bobbys IG posts are pure gold. Straight skate rat stories or crazy numerologist patterns, both are entertaining

At least to me

do not compare or group those two together, ricky is iller by several magnitudes

[Alan]

So this is what he's all pissed off about (2:50)?

irl lol

[botefdunn]

So this is what he's all pissed off about (2:50)?

I would menace you all in front of your boos and then some, if it meant this kind of increased shelf life for my clips.

[Banned from the room]

I'd be bummed if I was from NYC. That would take all the thrill out of it I'd spend all my time doing what I do at home.

I'd like to meet Josh. I think Toa is bad ass tho

[thehogsniper]

I'm a simple man. I see "Last Post by Uncle Flea", I will click.

[cornman]

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So this is what he's all pissed off about (2:50)?

[close]

irl lol

No wonder he was pissed - those clips were embarrassing.