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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1170 on: October 21, 2018, 05:35:20 AM »
Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.

Fuck Doug Benson. Did you know he is 54 years old? Makes me like him less.

just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that

It had a print of a hoodie on it or it was a hooded t shirt? Big difference though both are awful.

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« Reply #1171 on: October 21, 2018, 05:59:10 AM »
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Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.
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Fuck Doug Benson. Did you know he is 54 years old? Makes me like him less.

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just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that
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It had a print of a hoodie on it or it was a hooded t shirt? Big difference though both are awful.

Doug Benson tells the same jokes over and over and they suck ass.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1172 on: October 21, 2018, 07:36:28 AM »
I know, it's crazy he's in his mid 50s. And still running around with his hooded sweatshirt zipped up a quarter of the way, it's embarrassing.
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He didn't even start smoking weed until he was almost 30, and then just decided to make that his whole schtick.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1173 on: October 26, 2018, 08:30:17 PM »
when you finish pooping and you look over and there’s no tp
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1174 on: October 26, 2018, 09:49:31 PM »
when you finish pooping and you look over and there’s no tp

you even watch twin peaks when you’re pooping?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1175 on: November 08, 2018, 09:52:01 AM »
skateboarders who refer to themselves as athletes



also - being constipated 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1176 on: November 08, 2018, 02:57:05 PM »
dudes that shape their eyebrows
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1177 on: November 08, 2018, 06:12:13 PM »
People who randomly sing out loud in public.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1178 on: November 12, 2018, 09:39:54 PM »
people who refuse to use apple products can blow my fucking stupid hog

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1179 on: November 13, 2018, 07:11:24 AM »
When a co worker makes a loud uuggh sound every time he goes to sit in his chair. We're in our early twenties man. It can't be that much of a struggle to take a fucking seat.

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« Reply #1180 on: November 13, 2018, 02:53:04 PM »
One armpit smells different than the other

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1181 on: November 13, 2018, 03:20:07 PM »
When a co worker makes a loud uuggh sound every time he goes to sit in his chair. We're in our early twenties man. It can't be that much of a struggle to take a fucking seat.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1182 on: November 13, 2018, 07:09:22 PM »
I haven't actually seen it, but I'm pretty certain Hamilton is some dumb bullshit.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1183 on: November 13, 2018, 07:37:28 PM »
When people peel carrots

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1184 on: November 15, 2018, 05:09:39 AM »
People who stop and stand having a conversation in the middle of the hallway, taking up the majority of the space. And slow walkers. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1185 on: November 15, 2018, 10:02:04 AM »
People who stop and stand having a conversation in the middle of the hallway, taking up the majority of the space. And slow walkers.

Somewhat related to this but people who don't walk up escalators but rather just stand there in the way.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1186 on: November 15, 2018, 10:58:07 AM »
Life is hard enough let me enjoy my magical future stairs

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1187 on: November 15, 2018, 11:35:36 AM »
i will never walk up an escalator

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1188 on: November 15, 2018, 12:04:55 PM »
When a group of people take up the whole sidewalk walking in one direction and don't move for oncoming foot traffic

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1189 on: November 15, 2018, 12:46:27 PM »
When a group of people take up the whole sidewalk walking in one direction and don't move for oncoming foot traffic

Fuckkkk so true.  When i'm on my bike in an area with no bike lanes and heavy traffic I practically have to nip at these people's heels to get them to make room!
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1190 on: November 15, 2018, 12:54:02 PM »
Why aren't you guys just barging through these groups I don't understand

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1191 on: November 15, 2018, 12:54:17 PM »
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When a group of people take up the whole sidewalk walking in one direction and don't move for oncoming foot traffic
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Fuckkkk so true.  When i'm on my bike in an area with no bike lanes and heavy traffic I practically have to nip at these people's heels to get them to make room!

Related to this is when I'm walking down a sidewalk and someone's coming toward me on the other side of the street, then when they get closer to me they move to my side and keep approaching. Drives me mad.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1192 on: November 18, 2018, 01:27:23 AM »
people who lack spacial awareness.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1193 on: November 18, 2018, 11:52:01 PM »
I'm into photography and occasionally, I venture into mini labs for various things. What gets my goat is that sometimes a staff member will engage in dialogue with me, giving me so-called 'advice.' Ive had a few instances of this and I get so sick of it. They usually tell you really basic stuff that you already know - stuff that you learned years ago (as if you're clueless.) And sometimes they'll give you false information that is clearly wrong. Like in one example, I was purchasing a 100asa negative film at one of these places and the guy at the counter says: "You realise that's an outdoor film, don't you?" Gosh really? I guess we'll just fail to acknowledge all those times Ive shot indoor interiors with 100 asa film (using a tripod and long exposures.)

And there was another time when someone at a mini lab told me that 8 x 10 inch paper is not full frame. Huh really? What about all those large format photographers who shoot 8 x 10 inch sheet film? I shoot 6 x 7cm medium format film myself and that fits an 8 x 10 paper quite nicely.

I don't usually mind going to mini labs but I wish the staff would keep their mouths shut and just allow me to get what I want inside the lab and then leave without a hassle. Is that too much to ask?

Okay rant over.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1194 on: November 19, 2018, 12:16:03 PM »
when someone tells me “god bless you” and i didn’t sneeze
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1195 on: November 19, 2018, 12:41:15 PM »
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When a group of people take up the whole sidewalk walking in one direction and don't move for oncoming foot traffic
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Fuckkkk so true.  When i'm on my bike in an area with no bike lanes and heavy traffic I practically have to nip at these people's heels to get them to make room!
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Related to this is when I'm walking down a sidewalk and someone's coming toward me on the other side of the street, then when they get closer to me they move to my side and keep approaching. Drives me mad.

This got me thinking about my bicycle commute to school. Fucking hate when I encounter a car and they motion for me to go when they have the right of way, only to ride my ass or get pissed that I'm not on the sidewalk because they don't know how to share the road.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1196 on: November 21, 2018, 11:50:19 AM »
Corey Duffels Instagram novels.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1197 on: November 23, 2018, 07:22:42 AM »
Slow fuckers who walk while looking at their stupid fucking phones during the worst hours at the metro. Asking for fast flying fucks like me to knock their phones to the ground. I got places to be, move the fuck away. They probably hate me,so it evens out.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1198 on: November 23, 2018, 10:59:59 AM »
Slow fuckers who walk while looking at their stupid fucking phones during the worst hours at the metro. Asking for fast flying fucks like me to knock their phones to the ground. I got places to be, move the fuck away. They probably hate me,so it evens out.

I agree. Move with some purpose if you're out in public and if you're not moving, get the fuck out of the way.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1199 on: November 25, 2018, 09:09:41 PM »
Fuck people who waste your time. “I’m on the way — I’ll be there soon,” should not be more than 5-10 minutes. Over an hour just makes me not want to ever interact with that person.