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Another Board Company
« on: February 19, 2024, 03:54:24 PM »

This time from Ryan Decenzo. Name isn't good.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2024, 03:56:42 PM »
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Professional quality skateboards made to push the limits & designed by Pro Skateboarders.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2024, 04:03:34 PM »
I don’t like how cent is pluralized when the next word starts with s. Rolls off the tongue weirdly.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2024, 04:11:47 PM »
shitty name and ai art, this brand is definitely going places

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2024, 04:13:18 PM »
Every other skater is going to carry and promote their own ‘brand’ at this rate what the fuck is going on😅

‘So yeah guys I like monkeys on the banana phone pushing the limits for pro skaters, fucking 2 cents yes!’

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2024, 04:21:35 PM »
 I hope Raffi sues.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2024, 04:21:49 PM »
Seems like a great fit for him.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2024, 04:31:22 PM »
Looks like the team is Ryan Decenzo, Tyson Bowerbank, and Trae the Tank based on the followers. I have zero clue who is clamoring to get a board associated with these three.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2024, 04:33:01 PM »
blank boards just become more attractive everyday

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2024, 04:36:14 PM »
That graphic... yikes. Typewriter facing backwards, inconsistent # of fingers, all sorts of random objects...

At least pretend you're trying


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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2024, 04:37:42 PM »
There was a small company in Portland a couple years ago called two cents and I’m pretty sure they had a monkey graphic

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2024, 05:05:11 PM »
Why doh? What the monkey doing with that banana? He ain’t posting on slap? Is  he talking to it? That’s crazy dawg. What the thing in front of the monkey? This look like some Ai graphic. No one cares about two cents. What the fuck you can buy with 2 cents? This ain’t the dust bowl Dorothea Lame.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2024, 05:07:21 PM »
Haha stupid monkey
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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2024, 05:15:20 PM »
Some kid is going to get that as his first board. Such a shame. Skateboarding needs to hurry up and die to cleanse its bowel.
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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2024, 05:24:18 PM »
Looks like the team is Ryan Decenzo, Tyson Bowerbank, and Trae the Tank based on the followers. I have zero clue who is clamoring to get a board associated with these three.

Damn. Not even throwing a sponsorship to his brother Scott?
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2024, 05:34:01 PM »
Man NOBODY is gonna buy this

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2024, 05:38:18 PM »
That gross giant logo. I’m disappointed. I was primed to support whatever decenzo was gonna do.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2024, 05:41:23 PM »
Looks like the team is Ryan Decenzo, Tyson Bowerbank, and Trae the Tank based on the followers. I have zero clue who is clamoring to get a board associated with these three.

Its Ryan, Tyson, Trae and Caleb Aldorasi….dude who got on Darkstar right before the whole Dwindle thing happened. I think TJ Rogers was going to be a part of it originally as well.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2024, 05:41:28 PM »
Ryan's a legend but the fact that he's never been able to create a "cool" enough image of himself to even get a good board or shoe sponsor, make's it insanely unlikely his company will be successful. It's also a pretty bad time in skating to be starting a board company in general

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2024, 05:56:07 PM »
There was a small company in Portland a couple years ago called two cents and I’m pretty sure they had a monkey graphic
I remember 35th North carried some of their boards

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2024, 06:16:28 PM »

This time from Ryan Decenzo. Name isn't good.


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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2024, 06:21:47 PM »
“Another Board Company” would genuinely have been a better name, then you could at least claim the lack of any effort is ironic

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2024, 06:39:41 PM »
I like Ryan Decenzo but this aint it... He might need better homies

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2024, 06:40:31 PM »
That graphic... yikes. Typewriter facing backwards, inconsistent # of fingers, all sorts of random objects...

At least pretend you're trying


Gives me suspicions this was AI generated

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2024, 07:36:39 PM »
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That graphic... yikes. Typewriter facing backwards, inconsistent # of fingers, all sorts of random objects...

At least pretend you're trying
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Gives me suspicions this was AI generated

The lamp is the biggest one for me. It doesn't look like anything. Although, the phone cord does wrap in a linear fashion (except for the random bit on its arm.)

Can he read

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2024, 07:48:27 PM »
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That graphic... yikes. Typewriter facing backwards, inconsistent # of fingers, all sorts of random objects...

At least pretend you're trying
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Gives me suspicions this was AI generated
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The lamp is the biggest one for me. It doesn't look like anything. Although, the phone cord does wrap in a linear fashion (except for the random bit on its arm.)

It’s 100% AI. Look at that weird layer of what I assume is supposed to be smoke overlaying the image, specifically the bottom part. Absolute garbage.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2024, 07:59:12 PM »
It has no lower body below the desk, but we should see it. And yeah, the hands and backwards type writer - it's 100% AI art.

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2024, 08:01:12 PM »
God, I hate Canadian skateboarders and I am one

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2024, 08:15:39 PM »
they follow trae the tank

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Another Board Company
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2024, 08:20:07 PM »