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Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« on: March 12, 2024, 07:01:30 AM »
Believe me or not, tell me it doesn’t make sense.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2024, 07:08:06 AM »
Please explain your claim, we need diagrams, pie charts and a spiderweb flow chart.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2024, 07:09:36 AM »
big if true, id buy a board

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2024, 07:21:29 AM »
It doesn't make sense

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2024, 07:22:46 AM »
It doesn't make sense

Okay but did Hjalte leaving Polar make sense?

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2024, 07:24:06 AM »
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It doesn't make sense
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Okay but did Hjalte leaving Polar make sense?
Are you wishful thinking or do you have insider information?

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2024, 07:24:56 AM »

Must be false, and I know nothing.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2024, 07:49:31 AM »
They only thing I do wish for, is not getting through a ten page thread of people explaining how cool hardbody is

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2024, 07:53:33 AM »
They only thing I do wish for, is not getting through a ten page thread of people explaining how cool hardbody is

Cool by association

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2024, 08:07:16 AM »
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They only thing I do wish for, is not getting through a ten page thread of people explaining how cool hardbody is
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Cool by association

Cool for giving us more 7.75 options.
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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2024, 08:51:02 AM »
not mad at it

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2024, 09:02:24 AM »
Help! Help! I’m drowning in OP’s overwhelming sea of deetz.

I checked the Hardbody IG and it’s private. I didn’t need another reason to hate this NYC hyper-cool guy bullshit brand but there ya go.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2024, 09:59:53 AM »
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They only thing I do wish for, is not getting through a ten page thread of people explaining how cool hardbody is
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Cool by association
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Cool for giving us more 7.75 options.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2024, 10:19:26 AM »
whats is hardbody? a supplement company?

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2024, 10:24:50 AM »
Since their short sleeve button ups are $225 I’m scared what a deck will cost.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2024, 10:27:46 AM »
This has the potential to be the biggest move from a midwestern brand to NYC since Aaron Rodgers. Just hope Jake doesn't try to film an opening clip while holding an American flag.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2024, 10:29:54 AM »
Side note Durao jenkem interview was tight
check my music

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2024, 10:30:01 AM »
bet his lips are soft tho

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2024, 10:38:34 AM »
Believe me or not, tell me it doesn’t make sense.

Being honest, as much I like Hjalte and Durao; I don't think Hardbody its gonna last too much, what can a two men team offer over the other brands? Not much really

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2024, 11:38:24 AM »
They only thing I do wish for, is not getting through a ten page thread of people explaining how cool hardbody is

That was pretty much just me. I'm typing up another 1000 word post rn just for you

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2024, 11:45:26 AM »
The polar team is in town and left a spot as we arrived. There was a focused Hjalte hardbody deck at the spot. I shit you not haha

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2024, 12:00:52 PM »
if this was true i would happily start regarding hardbody as a real brand

but its probably not

if i'm wrong, i'll buy a hardbody deck in penance

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2024, 12:12:20 PM »
Is hardbody associated with stingwater?

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2024, 12:17:39 PM »
This shit just sounds almost nasty at this point.
Sound like a vitamin sales man with abs.

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2024, 12:20:10 PM »
Is hardbody associated with stingwater?

Stingwater is Daniel Kim and maybe someone else, not 100% sure. Durao has done tons of shit with them since the beginning but I don't think it's the same people doing the Hardbody, which seems to be the guy behind the 'Dany' video (his name is escaping me but I still hope he thinks I'm cool). So in summation, some overlap but not the same people running them.
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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2024, 12:21:43 PM »
id be bummed if that was true, quasi is cool guy but not too cool guy, fits jake johnson perfectly and it's not like they're pressuring him for clips

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2024, 12:24:52 PM »
Hard Johnson

nothing's been the since same

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2024, 12:25:06 PM »
$80 screen-printed shirts

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2024, 01:22:50 PM »
sting water is firewater and hardbody is dead ass new york

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Re: Jake Johnson on Hardbody
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2024, 01:39:02 PM »
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They only thing I do wish for, is not getting through a ten page thread of people explaining how cool hardbody is
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That was pretty much just me. I'm typing up another 1000 word post rn just for you
lol right. Have a gnar.