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oski is a certified goat
« on: March 13, 2024, 05:42:11 PM »

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2024, 06:58:36 PM »
No arguments from me!
(And this footy is after him coming back from a gnarly knee injury)

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2024, 07:10:30 PM »
He’s as tall as a goat

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2024, 06:41:55 AM »
Beautiful skateboarding.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2024, 06:48:48 AM »
He’s as tall as a goat

He can probably scurry up a mountain like a goat too. Crazy balance and ZERO fear

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2024, 06:50:07 AM »
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He’s as tall as a goat
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He can probably scurry up a mountain like a goat too. Crazy balance and ZERO fear

Thread title should be changed to include the word "actual".

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2024, 08:20:03 AM »
This fool would absolutely get a running start and butt heads with you when competing for a potential mate

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2024, 08:36:54 AM »
This fool would absolutely get a running start and butt heads with you when competing for a potential mate

Instead of horns he would superglue some lurpivs to his cranium

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2024, 08:48:18 AM »
One of the heaviest park posts I've seen in a while, hectic!

That bigspin mid line, too much control by Oski

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2024, 08:55:46 AM »
Must admit I haven't been much of a fan. BUT: alone those two simple ollies up and down the gap were absolutely beatiful.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2024, 10:43:48 AM »
he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2024, 10:47:47 AM »
he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
lol that wasnt just some ordinary skate park though. no one else would even skate that, it blows my mind how/why sooo so many things like this get built for 0.0001% of the skateboard population gnarly enough to hit it  ;D

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2024, 11:10:20 AM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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lol that wasnt just some ordinary skate park though. no one else would even skate that, it blows my mind how/why sooo so many things like this get built for 0.0001% of the skateboard population gnarly enough to hit it  ;D

Its literally just a QP

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2024, 11:29:36 AM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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lol that wasnt just some ordinary skate park though. no one else would even skate that, it blows my mind how/why sooo so many things like this get built for 0.0001% of the skateboard population gnarly enough to hit it  ;D
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Its literally just a QP

With a metric shit ton of vert.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2024, 12:54:45 PM »
This is true professional skateboarding right here. By my definition:

The thing that differentiates a professional is taking on a large obstacle and putting themselves in considerable danger (helmet off). That elevates the trick beyond the capability of the average joe and makes it video part worthy. Only a professional could land something down El Toro and walk away without life changing injuries. That's why they gain our respect
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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2024, 01:06:49 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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lol that wasnt just some ordinary skate park though. no one else would even skate that, it blows my mind how/why sooo so many things like this get built for 0.0001% of the skateboard population gnarly enough to hit it  ;D
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Its literally just a QP
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With a metric shit ton of vert.

dont want to play it down . - love to watch Oski - and happy he is back skating 100%
But he grow up in his local Malmö Stapelbäddsparken - with exactly that wallride spot.
This spot is build and screaming for Oski.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2024, 01:21:30 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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lol that wasnt just some ordinary skate park though. no one else would even skate that, it blows my mind how/why sooo so many things like this get built for 0.0001% of the skateboard population gnarly enough to hit it  ;D
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Its literally just a QP

El Toro is literally just stairs.
Wilshire? Pft, just a fuckin rail.
Mega ramp? What the hell, uh have you ever seen a kicker before? Geeze.
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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2024, 01:52:25 PM »
he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.

You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2024, 02:08:38 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.

That brings up an interesting thought..

Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2024, 02:19:40 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
[close]

That brings up an interesting thought..

Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
borra

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2024, 02:20:49 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
[close]

That brings up an interesting thought..

Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2024, 02:22:55 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
[close]

That brings up an interesting thought..

Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop

Wasn't Bob Burnquist skating switch a lot? I don't know. Well, that's vert anyway. I'm going to do some research and report back in an hour.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2024, 02:27:52 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
[close]

That brings up an interesting thought..

Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
[close]
Unquestionably Vov
that's right!! gnarr'd

gotta watch some switch mega ramp madness now
Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2024, 03:04:49 PM »
most of his skating looks like he is goofying around and in between there are some really gnarly stuff. He can be a bit strange to watch sometimes, but I like it.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2024, 03:54:02 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
[close]

That brings up an interesting thought..

Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop

a certified GOAT.... someone who only skates one stance and only skates ramps or things with kickers up to them. Oski is a wonderful skater but not even close to being anything remotely close to THE GREATEST.

Compare him to GT. Oski is playskool skater compared to someone like Grant. Who is defintinely in the conversation of GREATEST.

Never said oski was bad. but hes not the greatest at anything.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2024, 04:19:56 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
[close]

You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
[close]

That brings up an interesting thought..

Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
[close]

a certified GOAT.... someone who only skates one stance and only skates ramps or things with kickers up to them. Oski is a wonderful skater but not even close to being anything remotely close to THE GREATEST.

Compare him to GT. Oski is playskool skater compared to someone like Grant. Who is defintinely in the conversation of GREATEST.

Never said oski was bad. but hes not the greatest at anything.

that was just a tangential question, guy

not sure what your response has to do with my bolded text
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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2024, 11:26:58 PM »
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit



In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.

 Fool has clearly never done a back 5ive in 98° heat.

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2024, 12:30:42 AM »
No shade to Oski, but it seems you’ve never seen 1:31 in



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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2024, 01:47:03 AM »
he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You can say same most of transition riders

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Re: oski is a certified goat
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2024, 04:03:33 AM »
so awesome so cool to see UAE investing in skateboarding. Its autocratic oil coffers provide a great haven for those considered "criminal" by soy democratic states, and with such dazzling materialistic elegance built off the back of confiscated passports to entertain them. it goes hand in hand with skating. fly that flag oski!