SNL Writer Jake Nordwind calls himself a “skater” on Instagram.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip while writing jokes for actors on the show that end up being told they’re not funny by the people with TikTok brains.

This is his instagram username (if you can’t see it, it’s @sk8rpunk69 💀)



Whaddaya think?

[crescentfresh]

quality thread bro

[kneebone]

And people on here call the Huberman article a hit piece…

[Steely Daniel]

Dunno who that even is but he's no Tim Robinson that's for sure.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Dunno who that even is but he's no Tim Robinson that's for sure.

GOTTEEEEEM

I wanna film him skate if he’s back in NYC

[Atiba Applebum]

Don’t know why it’s so shocking.  Tim Robinson was a writer/performer on SNL back in the day and one of the Please Don’t Destroy guys reps Black Sheep skate shop on air

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Don’t know why it’s so shocking.  Tim Robinson was a writer/performer on SNL back in the day and one of the Please Don’t Destroy guys reps Black Sheep skate shop on air

Does he skate too? Or is he just a poser too?

[kookdusoleil]

Holy shit people skate? Or don’t?

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Holy shit people skate? Or don’t?

I don’t think he does 💀💀💀

[TheLurper]

who did what now?

[Free hat]

There needs to be some standards in place for who can start threads on here.

[RayLaFleur]

I think he means skating at Rockefeller Center my guy

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

I think he means skating at Rockefeller Center my guy

No ice skater describes themselves as a plain old “skater” like that

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

There needs to be some standards in place for who can start threads on here.

Can you go pick up your kid from soccer practice or something?

[Billy Bitchcakes]

This is his instagram username (if you can’t see it, it’s @sk8rpunk69 💀)

Sick dude, what’s your instagram username?

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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This is his instagram username (if you can’t see it, it’s @sk8rpunk69 💀)

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Sick dude, what’s your instagram username?

Read my name

[Billy Bitchcakes]

[HeapsCool]

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This is his instagram username (if you can’t see it, it’s @sk8rpunk69 💀)

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Sick dude, what’s your instagram username?

[close]

Read my name

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5LvoB5ur7G/?igsh=MnJlbnNwbzE1N3Nx

Aspiring SNL writer?

[JANUS]

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Don’t know why it’s so shocking.  Tim Robinson was a writer/performer on SNL back in the day and one of the Please Don’t Destroy guys reps Black Sheep skate shop on air

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Does he skate too? Or is he just a poser too?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cd6x_ObF6vn/

[JM]

Ice skaters are tough as nails. They slam hard on that cold, hard surface.

Have some respect.

[JM]

There needs to be some standards in place for who can start threads on here.

That sounds suspiciously like a challenge.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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Don’t know why it’s so shocking.  Tim Robinson was a writer/performer on SNL back in the day and one of the Please Don’t Destroy guys reps Black Sheep skate shop on air

[close]

Does he skate too? Or is he just a poser too?

[close]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cd6x_ObF6vn/

Ok I know tim Robinson skates I thought you were talking about one of the please don’t destroy guys. I wanna film tim Robinson skate so bad

[augustmoon]

Took it to the DMs like a man 👊

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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This is his instagram username (if you can’t see it, it’s @sk8rpunk69 💀)

[close]

Sick dude, what’s your instagram username?

[close]

Read my name

[close]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5LvoB5ur7G/?igsh=MnJlbnNwbzE1N3Nx

Aspiring SNL writer?

Unironically yes. I wanna go on weekend update and talk about skateboarding after the anchors talk their shit

[Atiba Applebum]

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This is his instagram username (if you can’t see it, it’s @sk8rpunk69 💀)

[close]

Sick dude, what’s your instagram username?

[close]

Read my name

[close]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5LvoB5ur7G/?igsh=MnJlbnNwbzE1N3Nx

Aspiring SNL writer?

[close]

Unironically yes. I wanna go on weekend update and talk about skateboarding after the anchors talk their shit

Unless you’re young John Mulaney, writers don’t talk on SNL or WU.   The performers (who might double as writers ) are the only ones who do

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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This is his instagram username (if you can’t see it, it’s @sk8rpunk69 💀)

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Sick dude, what’s your instagram username?

[close]

Read my name

[close]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5LvoB5ur7G/?igsh=MnJlbnNwbzE1N3Nx

Aspiring SNL writer?

[close]

Unironically yes. I wanna go on weekend update and talk about skateboarding after the anchors talk their shit

[close]

Unless you’re young John Mulaney, writers don’t talk on SNL or WU.   The performers (who might double as writers ) are the only ones who do

Writer and performer I’m an attention whore.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

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There hasn’t been any skate clips coming from this man who is obviously a poser and I still need to know if he can actually do a kickflip

[close]

you NEVER landed this or anything else baby girl keep it real
why would you do this to yourself

Says a person with no confidence to post their skateboarding on instagram. Also I landed that shit. I don’t care if it’s no comply. Suck my dick

[Haze]

SNL. More like takes a fucking L every time it airs

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

SNL. More like takes a fucking L every time it airs

It really depends on whose hosting and how stoned or drunk you are. Or if you have a sense of humor. Please go see a therapist and ask them if they can prescribe you medication for your TikTok brain.