Grown ass men in their 30s and 40s make fun of skater in their early 20s

[Fasttimes]

This thread has been a wild ride. @bolts the snowman you need to chill a bit. It's the internet. You're on a message board known for some shit talking. I've been posting here since around when you were born. I assure you things used to be a lot meaner. Not to say that talking shit it always ok. My guy, go skate. Go have a session. Maybe go for something that you know you are probably going to slam on. I did that a lot when I was younger and it helped me through some things. Was it the best course of action? I don't know. I'm not a therapist. But one thing I know that skateboarding taught me is that anytime I failed, it was only on me, and it was up to me to get it right the next time, or else it will hurt again. Go eat some good food, relax, skate when you can. The world is a harsh place. Sometimes you have to learn to love it because it won't always love you back.

Very well written and very true. I wish someone would have explained that to me when I was his age. I had to learn myself and you definitely stumble more.

[wildbillhiccup]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bGGDRRRxGp4&pp=ygUXSmF5IGFuZCBzaWxlbnQgYm9iIHNoaXQ%3D

[Never Bored]

 That was a captivating read and this thread should win some kind of award

[greerpark]

This thread has been a long time coming.

There was a poll recently and the median age on SLAP is like 37 or some shit FFS. Like, no shit, people on here are busy posting on a forum instead of actually skating. And I get, I'm pushing 30 and shit is hard to maintain with injuries, work, relationships, and other shit.

But the actual problem is that so often it's a bunch of people that can barely slappy a curb talking crazy shit about skaters that are actually out there skating. Sad

[radcunt]

This thread has been a long time coming.

There was a poll recently and the median age on SLAP is like 37 or some shit FFS. Like, no shit, people on here are busy posting on a forum instead of actually skating. And I get, I'm pushing 30 and shit is hard to maintain with injuries, work, relationships, and other shit.

But the actual problem is that so often it's a bunch of people that can barely slappy a curb talking crazy shit about skaters that are actually out there skating. Sad

The age old problem of NBA fans not being able to dunk or play basketball at a high level, but have the gall to follow the sport and be passionate about the players.

[big_kev_215]

This thread has been a long time coming.

There was a poll recently and the median age on SLAP is like 37 or some shit FFS. Like, no shit, people on here are busy posting on a forum instead of actually skating. And I get, I'm pushing 30 and shit is hard to maintain with injuries, work, relationships, and other shit.

But the actual problem is that so often it's a bunch of people that can barely slappy a curb talking crazy shit about skaters that are actually out there skating. Sad

Who was actually out there skating in this instance?

[Eric Dolphy]

That was a captivating read and this thread should win some kind of award

10/10 would recommend

[KinkyRailsRailed4u]

Well I was ghosted, dumped, rejected, even nearly killed by the thought of some no ass white girl with big tits telling me she didn’t wanna date me. I told her I wanted to kill myself when I was 16 because of that. I was in the mental hospital for two weeks. I was in outpatient group therapy for three months I couldn’t smoke weed. All because I fell for a stupid white girl who didn’t like me back

This is what you sound like,

"I can't lake it anymore, I'm gonna wave goodbye and krill myself, I can't get professional kelp, I have no porpoise in life. I'm mentally eel, my ex's are bass holes. Oh the hu-manatee, I crabsolutely can't lake it anymore. People are so shellfish it's turtally lame. there won't even be any conchequences, shark my words its as shrimple as that I'll sea you in hell. I couldn't even smoke reef-er, even though I'm totally shore it's whale-y bad for me"

Pathetic, grow up.

[ryu]

i was initially concerned regarding OP but i'm more concerned that i spent over an hour of my day reading this entire thread

[KinkyRailsRailed4u]

i was initially concerned regarding OP but i'm more concerned that i spent over an hour of my day reading this entire thread

Don't be, he's a real-life sex pest who plays the victim when he gets called out. He's been banned here numerous times for harassing a NYC woman who turned down his advances.

His previous banned usernames are,

el hombre nieve
the big apple
makesureyoulandbolts

I'm sure he has more of banned accounts, this was just a quick search I did using the woman's name that he's been harassing for years.

[Jehoshaphat Augustus]

I find it ironic you stole your mom's debit card to buy the "no means no" dunks
(that you rubbed on the ground to make it look like you're out there skating and not lurking)


Also this 'man' is 24 (6 years from 30) years old at home with mom who "is incompetent"
I'm sure he treats other ladies OK tho...



The emptiest can rattles the loudest

[Sick_McCrank_]

Well

Then fuck that dude!

[rawbertson.]

i was on here in my 20s , seemed fine to me  you'll figure it out eventually bud

[Dante Bichette]

This thread is an adventure.

Autism, Asian scat, stealing moms card, sexual harassment, encouragement, discouragement, Supreme.

Where else can we go from here?

[Mallie]

Where else can we go from here?

Down the pipe to mami. Nowhere else.

[Sila]

What the fuck is going on in here. Why is everyone feeding an elaborate troll

[Sleazy]

gonna leave this up here

https://youtube.com/shorts/SHvqORqJlKU?feature=shared

Made me laugh then realized it’s really this guy a few pages later. Classic slap here we come.

[Mongo Lloyd]

I find it ironic you stole your mom's debit card to buy the "no means no" dunks
(that you rubbed on the ground to make it look like you're out there skating and not lurking)


Also this 'man' is 24 (6 years from 30) years old at home with mom who "is incompetent"
I'm sure he treats other ladies OK tho...



The emptiest can rattles the loudest

No means “tell her you’re gonna commit suicide” till she says “yes”.

[Stu Pickles]

so this guy claims hes very poor, but will steal his moms debit card to buy nikes and also decks himself out in supreme head to toe.

that fuckin blows

[50mm]

Probably just gonna have leftovers for lunch, not sure though.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

don’t read too far into it, just purchase unnecessary skateboard related things like the rest of us.

Should I buy a slick, or use more wax?

[DERBY]

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don’t read too far into it, just purchase unnecessary skateboard related things like the rest of us.

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Should I buy a slick, or use more wax?

slicks r fun but wax is cost efficient

[DERBY]

anyone know what how to clean an aluminum intake manifold? what proper degreasers to use?

[rawbertson.]

damn this is prime example of social media destroying ppls minds
also wouldnt your mom obviously find out if you took her debit card? lol like she will see the transaction on her account and be like wtf? 

[GAY]

I’m an ass man and nearly 50. Gonna talk so much shit on you kids when I hit that milestone.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

so this guy claims hes very poor, but will steal his moms debit card to buy nikes and also decks himself out in supreme head to toe.

that fuckin blows

That was when she was working and I was still looking for work. I’ve been stealing her debit card since I was 9 years old. I just wanted games for the Wii now she don’t even have a debit card. Desperate calls for desperate measures.

[LeDave]

That's still so wrong man. I've never stolen from my parents in my entire life, even when I had nothing. I would never steal anything from anyone, regardless of my situation. I am sorry to hear that you had to steal to get by but that's got to change.

[Ghost Face]

That's still so wrong man. I've never stolen from my parents in my entire life, even when I had nothing. I would never steal anything from anyone, regardless of my situation. I am sorry to hear that you had to steal to get by but that's got to change.

He didn't steal to get by.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

That's still so wrong man. I've never stolen from my parents in my entire life, even when I had nothing. I would never steal anything from anyone, regardless of my situation. I am sorry to hear that you had to steal to get by but that's got to change.

It has to change once I get a job which I’ve been unable to find for a year and three months. Also if I do it again she can’t stop me 💀💀

[feeble minded]

anyone know what how to clean an aluminum intake manifold? what proper degreasers to use?

I clean my intakes with either Berryman or Sea Foam.

www.berrymanproducts.com/products/maintenance/berryman-intake-valve-combustion-cleaner/

www.seafoamworks.com/product/sea-foam-spray-intake-valve-top-engine-cleaner/