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BALARGUE

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #90 on: May 11, 2024, 04:11:11 AM »
jaeb fully rips and seems like he's having a good time doing it... what's wrong with that?

also, can someone explain where he's guilty of fake steeze?

he's not
but some think otherwise
« Last Edit: May 11, 2024, 06:29:30 AM by BALARGUE »

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #91 on: May 11, 2024, 07:48:13 AM »
Enjoying skateboarding is a dirty Jaeb, but somebody’s gotta do it

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #92 on: May 11, 2024, 08:27:26 AM »
i heard jaebs in town

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #93 on: May 11, 2024, 08:37:25 AM »

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #94 on: May 11, 2024, 10:28:25 AM »
Enjoying skateboarding is a dirty Jaeb, but somebody’s gotta do it

They took our Jaebs!!!

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #95 on: May 11, 2024, 01:01:25 PM »
“Jaebs? Never!!”

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #96 on: May 11, 2024, 01:56:55 PM »
Land hard trick feel good.

Would rather see a big smile than the Wade “not good enough” head shake or the immediate turn to push away at a million miles an hour.
Damn good on ya for making the worst possible comment on the first non OP comment

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #97 on: May 11, 2024, 02:13:58 PM »
Anyone ever jaeb for menial accomplishments? I found myself jaebing after making my bed or finishing the dishes. Felt my shoulders relax, neck turn into limp deli meat, wrists go limp, peaks of my lips meet my cheek bones, slightest erection and my eyes squint from a relaxed state. Is jaebing the constant state of existence monks aspire to achieve?

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #98 on: May 11, 2024, 06:18:22 PM »
Anyone ever jaeb for menial accomplishments? I found myself jaebing after making my bed or finishing the dishes. Felt my shoulders relax, neck turn into limp deli meat, wrists go limp, peaks of my lips meet my cheek bones, slightest erection and my eyes squint from a relaxed state. Is jaebing the constant state of existence monks aspire to achieve?
I do a lil jaeb when I encounter a shiny Pokemon on Pokemon Go

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #99 on: May 11, 2024, 07:13:05 PM »
I appreciate the cut of your Jaeb.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #100 on: May 11, 2024, 11:21:10 PM »
Play it safe folks, don't be silly! Do your part and get the jaeb today



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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #101 on: May 12, 2024, 04:39:42 AM »
I don’t  know how to pronounce his last name so all these jokes are not registering.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2024, 09:02:08 AM »
It’s called “sponsored mouth”

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #103 on: May 12, 2024, 01:22:09 PM »
Let the man cheese

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #104 on: May 12, 2024, 05:59:49 PM »
“Please Clap.” - Jaeb Bush after fakie flipping

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #105 on: May 12, 2024, 06:17:41 PM »

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #106 on: May 12, 2024, 06:26:23 PM »
“Please Clap.” - Jaeb Bush after fakie flipping


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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #107 on: May 12, 2024, 08:17:51 PM »
I don’t  know how to pronounce his last name so all these jokes are not registering.

Jaebing | Jæ•bing | verb
1. The act of falsifying relief or disbelief post-landing in hopes of convincing others to feel an actual sense of disbelief in your own abilities on a skateboard 2. A soy based facial expression emoting synthesized euphoria; commonly used by edgelords and aspiring influencers on TikTok, often associated with limp wrist hand postures, stank leg, pathological stance replacement and viral skatepark edits

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #108 on: May 16, 2024, 08:52:17 PM »
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“Please Clap.” - Jaeb Bush after fakie flipping
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This is awesome! Joe Face just posted some clips on IG of Dylan skating and his caption is “Jaebing”.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #109 on: May 16, 2024, 10:28:16 PM »
Jelqing*

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #110 on: May 17, 2024, 12:57:41 AM »
I don’t  know how to pronounce his last name so all these jokes are not registering.

Imagine how pathetic it would be coming out with something like this irl.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #111 on: May 17, 2024, 02:23:39 AM »


Jaebing is trending


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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #112 on: May 17, 2024, 04:07:37 AM »
He genuinely looks like he's having fun. I back jaebing.

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #113 on: May 17, 2024, 10:05:24 AM »
would y'll just Jaeb of!

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #114 on: May 17, 2024, 10:46:11 AM »
He genuinely looks like he's having fun. I back jaebing.

Hit me Jaeby one more time

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #115 on: May 17, 2024, 01:00:18 PM »

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #116 on: May 17, 2024, 01:52:00 PM »
Get a Jaeb

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #117 on: May 17, 2024, 02:37:33 PM »
Ben K is guilty af of Jaebing

But Kadowing isn't nearly as fun to say
Wow sorry, didn't realise I was dealing with a sick cunt here

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #118 on: May 17, 2024, 04:58:59 PM »
Get a Jaeb
I got a Jaeb for ya 😉

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Re: Jaebing
« Reply #119 on: May 17, 2024, 05:18:40 PM »
The facial equivalent of this?



I back it though, I'm in the Jaebberwocky fanclub