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Was completely unaware of the situation before a Cab diss in the lame posts thread took a hard turn and people treating it as common knowledge that Cole is a wifebeater. Don't see how that shit doesn't deserve its own thread and a  couple candid comments on social media.

Apparently this is his ex talking about their relationship:


fellas, don't beat your wives

And this:
Let's not forget that in the Weekend Buzz interview, she tells a story about Cole smashing up her car while she sat inside it because he didn't get his way. Not looking good when you have to preface a story with "He's not abusive at all..." (at 6:30)


« Last Edit: May 19, 2024, 01:27:18 PM by Shtonk »

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2024, 09:13:41 AM »
Let’s not forget he was 20 and Christine was 16 years old when they first started dating

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2024, 09:33:06 AM »
Bro straight up John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt'd her
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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2024, 09:38:39 AM »
wow that is really depressing

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2024, 10:12:32 AM »
I'm glad he never got on their. Fuck zero.

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2024, 10:27:17 AM »
Fuck that guy.

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2024, 10:48:53 AM »
Very sad and shitty to hear what she has gone through, but I am happy to see that she is beginning to heal.
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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2024, 10:49:30 AM »
That interview about her car being smashed, her reaction, and the hosts reactions are extremely unsettling.

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2024, 10:50:30 AM »
Unfortunately in this industry you need to do a lot worse and be a bad guy like Johan to see any consequences

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2024, 10:58:36 AM »
wow that is really depressing

Yeah fucking hell - that attacking the car story told by her on that WB is madness.


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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2024, 11:00:26 AM »
Unfortunately in this industry you need to do a lot worse and be a bad guy like Johan to see any consequences

Human suffering shouldn’t have a scale

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2024, 11:15:35 AM »
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Unfortunately in this industry you need to do a lot worse and be a bad guy like Johan to see any consequences
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Human suffering shouldn’t have a scale

No, it shouldn't. Unfortunately, Cole was still an industry darling at the time so he was protected. Plus, skating doesn't have a great history with women who skateboard and are in the industry - why would it care much for what happens to their wives?

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2024, 11:25:08 AM »
put his whole ass documentary into another perspective



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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2024, 11:36:49 AM »
Was completely unaware of the situation before a Cab diss in the lame posts thread took a hard turn and people treating it as common knowledge that Cole is a wifebeater. Don't see how that shit doesn't deserve its own thread and a  couple candid comments on social media.

Apparently this is his ex talking about their relationship:
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fellas, don't beat your wives
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And this:
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Let's not forget that in the Weekend Buzz interview, she tells a story about Cole smashing up her car while she sat inside it because he didn't get his way. Not looking good when you have to preface a story with "He's not abusive at all..." (at 6:30)


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wheres the cab diss?

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2024, 11:58:18 AM »
its crazy how 9 years ago, a story about smashing a significant other's personal property worth thousands of dollars, did not raise any red flags with the viewers.
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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2024, 12:03:13 PM »
its crazy how 9 years ago, a story about smashing a significant other's personal property worth thousands of dollars, did not raise any red flags with the viewers.

Can't speak for everyone but I remember it sounded fucking mad to me back then.
Although admittedly, with the passage of time I had convinced myself it wasn't a story told by her but rather something either rumoured or that Cole said himself. Not that that changes it much, but honestly rewatching it now and it's Christine telling the story it seems all the more disturbing.

I have no knowledge about the other details - i.e other instances of (physical) abuse / coming close to killing her so I can't comment on that other than to say it made me feel sick reading it.

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2024, 12:17:19 PM »
Was completely unaware of the situation before a Cab diss in the lame posts thread took a hard turn and people treating it as common knowledge that Cole is a wifebeater. Don't see how that shit doesn't deserve its own thread and a  couple candid comments on social media.

Apparently this is his ex talking about their relationship:
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fellas, don't beat your wives
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And this:
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Let's not forget that in the Weekend Buzz interview, she tells a story about Cole smashing up her car while she sat inside it because he didn't get his way. Not looking good when you have to preface a story with "He's not abusive at all..." (at 6:30)


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That weekend buzz was the worst piece of skate material I’ve ever seen.  They really just talked about penis size for 5 minutes?

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2024, 12:19:38 PM »
Calling someone a wife beater is pretty serious. She doesn't mention physical abuse at all in her post. Anyone got evidence he laid hands on her?

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2024, 12:37:32 PM »
Calling someone a wife beater is pretty serious. She doesn't mention physical abuse at all in her post. Anyone got evidence he laid hands on her?

Yo it literally doesn’t matter because he was abusive, full stop, as evidenced by posts in this thread. Abuse is abuse. Wouldn’t surprise me if he beat the shit out of her too but it doesn’t matter because he was still abusive in a myriad of other ways. Now kindly shut the fuck up.
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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2024, 12:47:09 PM »

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2024, 12:49:41 PM »
What was jamies account again?

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2024, 01:02:33 PM »
Wow, breaking the windshield of the car while she is still in it cause he doesn't get to go skate. That is out of control. Breaking a windshield is fucking gnarly.

If this is a story she tells as if it is a good humor misunderstanding, I can only imagine what else went on that she didn't want to talk about.

Finally, did Mikey's wife say that this is Mikey's favorite story and he tells it like he was there? Like, Mikey leads off his free-market church group with stories about spousal abuse being awesome?
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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2024, 01:04:47 PM »
This is so disgusting. Fuck Chris Cole! I remember after that Weekend Buzz episode she came on here defending him about that and their age difference. Sad

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2024, 01:07:13 PM »
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Calling someone a wife beater is pretty serious. She doesn't mention physical abuse at all in her post. Anyone got evidence he laid hands on her?
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Yo it literally doesn’t matter because he was abusive, full stop, as evidenced by posts in this thread. Abuse is abuse. Wouldn’t surprise me if he beat the shit out of her too but it doesn’t matter because he was still abusive in a myriad of other ways. Now kindly shut the fuck up.

I think he means in context of the thread title, not the validity of her post.

Edit: nvm he one of those people
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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2024, 01:08:11 PM »
@Isuck - time to show the kind of man you are

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2024, 01:09:11 PM »
And here I thought that his arm steeze was the most disgusting thing about Cobra Cole.
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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2024, 01:21:47 PM »
fuck that guy

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Re: Chris Cole beat and abused his ex wife and Zero loves him
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2024, 01:22:09 PM »
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Calling someone a wife beater is pretty serious. She doesn't mention physical abuse at all in her post. Anyone got evidence he laid hands on her?
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Yo it literally doesn’t matter because he was abusive, full stop, as evidenced by posts in this thread. Abuse is abuse. Wouldn’t surprise me if he beat the shit out of her too but it doesn’t matter because he was still abusive in a myriad of other ways. Now kindly shut the fuck up.

We are truly in the age of outrage.