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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2024, 07:16:45 AM »
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Gabriel Summers deserves better than Zero.
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Confirmed that Gabriel summers actually hates Dane Birman. We should turn this into a Gabriel summers on Hoddle thread.

Hear he’s going to passport, Gabriel deserves waaaayyy better, the Cole situation dwarfed his part, and that shit was ridiculous, it’s fucking criminal that dude doesn’t have a legit sponsor, zero def ain’t it
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2024, 07:33:43 AM »
yo noseplant do you even skate? you post 10 times a day (!) on this skateboarding forum and every single post is about cole and em. i understand that they all have done very upsetting and concerning shit but the way you’re going about it is pretty weird

also there’s this podcast called vent city with not one but two female co-hosts, nobody is stopping other women from starting their own podcast either but there’s only like 5 to 10 skate podcasts out there and even then people really only tune in to 2 of them. i understand your point but i’m thinking there’s not more of them because the time you have to put into making a podcast is probably not worth it

as for the nine club - i’m guessing there’s no female co-hosts on there because crob would probably feel awkward as hell and barely speak

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #62 on: August 08, 2024, 08:33:25 AM »
Skate companies and skate podcasts still operate in a very outdated bro culture, boys club, way and that's how something like Trasher posting that horrible Dane clip flies. It's like Packer talking to Michael Scott, just laughing it up.

Even AI knows this stuff. "Estimated Male-to-Female Ratios for Top Skate Companies":

    Birdhouse: Primarily male-dominated, with a likely ratio around 90:10 (male) for sponsored skaters.
    Chocolate: Similar to Birdhouse, with a possible ratio around 85:15 (male).
    Girl: This company has been more progressive, but the ratio is still likely around 80:20 (male).
    Zero: Historically known for a hardcore, male-dominated team, with a ratio likely around 95:5 (male).


Zero had Elissa and Mar Dal. AI cant factor in the quality of the skater compared to just the amount of girls on the team.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #63 on: August 08, 2024, 08:40:00 AM »
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Skate companies and skate podcasts still operate in a very outdated bro culture, boys club, way and that's how something like Trasher posting that horrible Dane clip flies. It's like Packer talking to Michael Scott, just laughing it up.

Even AI knows this stuff. "Estimated Male-to-Female Ratios for Top Skate Companies":

    Birdhouse: Primarily male-dominated, with a likely ratio around 90:10 (male) for sponsored skaters.
    Chocolate: Similar to Birdhouse, with a possible ratio around 85:15 (male).
    Girl: This company has been more progressive, but the ratio is still likely around 80:20 (male).
    Zero: Historically known for a hardcore, male-dominated team, with a ratio likely around 95:5 (male).

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Zero had Elissa and Mar Dal. AI cant factor in the quality of the skater compared to just the amount of girls on the team.

That was Toy Machine, not Zero. Ed is very progressive.  EDIT: My bad she did skate for zero too later.  Still, this was about ratios.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #64 on: August 08, 2024, 08:53:36 AM »
god you guys are pussies, I seem to remember Jeremy Rogers back tailing a rail naked and it being posted in thrasher and his mental health and career is fine...

You can say that again!

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #65 on: August 08, 2024, 08:54:02 AM »
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Skate companies and skate podcasts still operate in a very outdated bro culture, boys club, way and that's how something like Trasher posting that horrible Dane clip flies. It's like Packer talking to Michael Scott, just laughing it up.

Even AI knows this stuff. "Estimated Male-to-Female Ratios for Top Skate Companies":

    Birdhouse: Primarily male-dominated, with a likely ratio around 90:10 (male) for sponsored skaters.
    Chocolate: Similar to Birdhouse, with a possible ratio around 85:15 (male).
    Girl: This company has been more progressive, but the ratio is still likely around 80:20 (male).
    Zero: Historically known for a hardcore, male-dominated team, with a ratio likely around 95:5 (male).

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Zero had Elissa and Mar Dal. AI cant factor in the quality of the skater compared to just the amount of girls on the team.
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That was Toy Machine, not Zero. Ed is very progressive.  EDIT: My bad she did skate for zero too later.  Still, this was about ratios.

I honestly forgot about her stint on zero, and I had that lipstick board
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« Reply #66 on: August 08, 2024, 09:02:55 AM »
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Skate companies and skate podcasts still operate in a very outdated bro culture, boys club, way and that's how something like Trasher posting that horrible Dane clip flies. It's like Packer talking to Michael Scott, just laughing it up.

Even AI knows this stuff. "Estimated Male-to-Female Ratios for Top Skate Companies":

    Birdhouse: Primarily male-dominated, with a likely ratio around 90:10 (male) for sponsored skaters.
    Chocolate: Similar to Birdhouse, with a possible ratio around 85:15 (male).
    Girl: This company has been more progressive, but the ratio is still likely around 80:20 (male).
    Zero: Historically known for a hardcore, male-dominated team, with a ratio likely around 95:5 (male).

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Zero had Elissa and Mar Dal. AI cant factor in the quality of the skater compared to just the amount of girls on the team.
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That was Toy Machine, not Zero. Ed is very progressive.  EDIT: My bad she did skate for zero too later.  Still, this was about ratios.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #67 on: August 08, 2024, 09:21:44 AM »
Erica co-hosted weekend buzz starting in 2012. The first show to have a female co-host.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #68 on: August 08, 2024, 09:39:27 AM »
Then it's even worse than I thought. We've gone backwards.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #69 on: August 08, 2024, 10:32:16 AM »
Then it's even worse than I thought. We've gone backwards.

its truly a tragic

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #70 on: August 08, 2024, 10:38:29 AM »
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Remember when Dane illegally posted / leaked a nude Cody Davis photo after baiting him into thinking he was texting a girl and asking to share photos?




California Penal Code 647(j)(4) makes it a crime post sexually explicit images or videos of someone online, without consent, which causes the victim to suffer serious emotional distress. Revenge porn laws prohibit posting sexual related pictures or videos online to cause a victim distress.
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Didn’t Ben nordberg do the same thing to one of
His flip team riders and brag about it on no one and Erica’s show?

yes, to Andrew Langi -- says Rune Glifberg was the mastermind:

https://youtu.be/qEX9WkvJx6k?feature=shared&t=144

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #71 on: August 08, 2024, 10:44:40 AM »
Tommy Guns always deserved better + more money

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #72 on: August 08, 2024, 12:34:46 PM »
Tommy Guns always deserved better + more money
Agreed with this. Tommy Sandoval definitely an amazing skater.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2024, 12:53:09 PM »
That Haynice show was funny and it seemed like they were really willing to put effort into it, going to malls and premiers and parks doing skits and skating. Hayley even said Thrasher wanted them to do an episode for the SOTY party one year. I dunno what happened with it. Eunice does a podcast with some friends and I think Hayley is like a firefighter or something? Still on Revive? None of the videos are up anymore which sucks. I think they were all on Krux's channel. Bozos.

Iounno what this has to do with Dane or Jamie. Didn't Baker try to do to Jamie what, essentially, Dane did to Cody? And didn't Bam do the same thing to James in the original VHS version of CKY? Think I've stumbled into some Puleo shit. Help!
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2024, 01:14:02 PM »
Not illegal by any means, but Dane Burman slid into one of my ex-girlfriends DM's while we were dating at the time and was acting like such a little douchey bitch. He was pulling the "I'm a pro skater from Australia, we should hang out soon" and then getting all butthurt when my girl shut him down.

That was about 10 years ago, I don't remember the exact language anymore, but definitely made me dislike Dane Burman pretty hard. He wouldn't take no as answer very easily. I've heard stories of him doing that to so many other girls as well. He definitely tried using his clout to get some strange.

Again, not illegal, my girlfriend was 19 at the time, but not a good look. Just a character reference on this thread I suppose.


This happened to a pal of mine but it was his ex. She made mention of him & he laughed at her.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2024, 01:23:12 PM »
You used to see Dane and Shane commenting/liking every single skater girl post on IG

What's up with these Australians lmao

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Love Shane tho. I think a lot of skaters in general do this. I have a few friends that just like every of my girl friend's photos, and they dont even know each other. Pretty whack and desperate.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2024, 01:28:15 PM »
AI isn't a magic box of answers. It does not think and it does not know anything.

It is better to think of AI as a big gigantic chart  with thousands of axises that uses probabilities to guess what word comes next in a sentence. It is a really fancy form of the predictive text we all have on our phones.

An AI company collects a ton of data, then basically quizzes the computer over and over again to help it understand what word comes next in a sentence (e.g. How ___ you? Paris is the capital of _____. ), the AI makes a big ass chart that helps it predict what word comes next. Then people create prompts that assist the AI in pulling data from the right part of the chart.

However and importantly, AI is fucking garbage with numbers at present, it easily gets overwhelmed with prompts that are poorly written or contain too much data, and there are limits to how much data it will put out. It should not be used as an expert on anything, especially skateboarding. It does not have access to info the rest of us don't when it comes to skateboarding. In fact, I'd imagine most of its knowledge comes from reddit and well reddit skateboarding is not a place I want answers from, ever.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2024, 02:50:04 PM »
Wait people are citing AI as a credible source of information?

Scary fucking times man holy shit.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2024, 02:55:23 PM »
Wait people are citing AI as a credible source of information?

Scary fucking times man holy shit.

I meant it to be satirical not credible.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2024, 03:26:48 PM »
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Wait people are citing AI as a credible source of information?

Scary fucking times man holy shit.
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I meant it to be satirical not credible.


Nothing about that read as satire. You need to stop. People like you are the reason this forum is not credible which is why no one will take it serious about the Cole shit.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #80 on: August 08, 2024, 03:36:16 PM »
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Wait people are citing AI as a credible source of information?

Scary fucking times man holy shit.
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I meant it to be satirical not credible.

....Sooo I take it that post you made on the Cole thread about when to "cancel" someone was also satirical since a few pages you later said it was a made up right wing term?

Come on man.. stop backpedalling

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2024, 03:44:16 PM »
Gabriel Summers deserves better than Zero.


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2024, 03:45:33 PM »
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Wait people are citing AI as a credible source of information?

Scary fucking times man holy shit.
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I meant it to be satirical not credible.
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....Sooo I take it that post you made on the Cole thread about when to "cancel" someone was also satirical since a few pages you later said it was a made up right wing term?

Come on man.. stop backpedalling
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2024, 04:03:01 PM »
A few people have mentioned starting this up. So here it is.

Why is Dane still on Zero?

Why is Jamie Thomas so silent about James and Dane?

Will Jamie wait until Dane is accused of more interactions with minors to do something about it?
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #84 on: August 08, 2024, 07:44:51 PM »
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The whole Zero team is going to get kicked off Zero sooner or later it's seeming like.
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Feels like there's a good satire headline in this somewhere. Or at least a terrible pun.

Zero team riders
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« Reply #85 on: August 08, 2024, 08:04:21 PM »
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The whole Zero team is going to get kicked off Zero sooner or later it's seeming like.
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Feels like there's a good satire headline in this somewhere. Or at least a terrible pun.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #86 on: August 08, 2024, 11:06:18 PM »
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Remember when Dane illegally posted / leaked a nude Cody Davis photo after baiting him into thinking he was texting a girl and asking to share photos?




California Penal Code 647(j)(4) makes it a crime post sexually explicit images or videos of someone online, without consent, which causes the victim to suffer serious emotional distress. Revenge porn laws prohibit posting sexual related pictures or videos online to cause a victim distress.
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Didn’t Ben nordberg do the same thing to one of
His flip team riders and brag about it on no one and Erica’s show?
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yes, to Andrew Langi -- says Rune Glifberg was the mastermind:

https://youtu.be/qEX9WkvJx6k?feature=shared&t=144

Did some research you’re right it was Langi but also Luan…

I feel like rune was in his 40’s when he was doing this, that’s stupendously wack of him.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #87 on: August 08, 2024, 11:20:05 PM »
AI isn't a magic box of answers. It does not think and it does not know anything.

It is better to think of AI as a big gigantic chart  with thousands of axises that uses probabilities to guess what word comes next in a sentence. It is a really fancy form of the predictive text we all have on our phones.

An AI company collects a ton of data, then basically quizzes the computer over and over again to help it understand what word comes next in a sentence (e.g. How ___ you? Paris is the capital of _____. ), the AI makes a big ass chart that helps it predict what word comes next. Then people create prompts that assist the AI in pulling data from the right part of the chart.

However and importantly, AI is fucking garbage with numbers at present, it easily gets overwhelmed with prompts that are poorly written or contain too much data, and there are limits to how much data it will put out. It should not be used as an expert on anything, especially skateboarding. It does not have access to info the rest of us don't when it comes to skateboarding. In fact, I'd imagine most of its knowledge comes from reddit and well reddit skateboarding is not a place I want answers from, ever.

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Good to see some LLM/AI literacy in the wild, well explained dude. Keep spreading the good word.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #88 on: August 08, 2024, 11:24:41 PM »
Tommy Guns always deserved better + more money
I heard he tried working in construction and hit himself in the face swinging a hammer

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #89 on: August 09, 2024, 12:35:52 AM »
Yo wtf now we're just doxing people? Also we're 4 pages deep and I've yet to see a screenshot or detailled description of the alleged pedo behaviour. Sliding into grown women's DMs isn't anyhing that deserves a court of public opinion. The nudes thing is fucked tho.