The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread

[roba]

dane gon wake up to 16 missed calls from noseplant

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The whole Zero team is going to get kicked off Zero sooner or later it's seeming like.

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Feels like there's a good satire headline in this somewhere. Or at least a terrible pun.

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Zero team riders

I saw a zero ad last month of some guy in Cariumas. It's already over for Zero, they just don't know it yet.

[Texas_Tone]

I’m all for systemic change and bumping the status quo, but posting some dudes phone number so people can harass him is fried, by all means if he’s doing something shitty he should be held accountable by his peers, but this is straight fucked, delete that shit

[Patrick2G]

Slap used to be just for fun, I swear.

[tuesday]

Slap is starting to shtink.

[noseplant]

dane gon wake up to 16 missed calls from noseplant

That was funny. I wouldn't though, not at this point in my life. Maybe when I was 15. Now, an investigative journalist might because I always see on local news "We tried calling the alleged perpetrator but they didn't accept our call."

Definitely don't think it's cool either to post something like that here. Just makes slap look bad.

[xrossings]

i feel bad for all the dudes that are AM for zero doing all this crazy shit for fuck all

[Crust]

I’m all for systemic change and bumping the status quo, but posting some dudes phone number so people can harass him is fried, by all means if he’s doing something shitty he should be held accountable by his peers, but this is straight fucked, delete that shit

[rawr1922]

Brandon Burleigh deserves better

[Theme For A Jackal]

Brandon Burleigh deserves better

He's been waving the american flag around a bit too much for my liking but dude is exciting on a skateboard, same with Kanaan Dern

[7YearsOnEarth]

Yo wtf now we're just doxing people? Also we're 4 pages deep and I've yet to see a screenshot or detailled description of the alleged pedo behaviour. Sliding into grown women's DMs isn't anyhing that deserves a court of public opinion. The nudes thing is fucked tho.

The Cody stuff should be enough. Dane is a shithead bully creep no matter how you slice it.

The thing Jamie is either not realizing or being too stubborn/arrogant to act on is that there is more coming his way regarding the Cole stuff. He is going to look really bad.

The idea that Dane is still on Zero despite the years of allegations on top of the Cole situation is just so stupid no matter how you slice it.

Things are piling up for Jamie and they will continue to. The best thing he could possibly do right now is dump dane, make a real statement about everything (Cole, Dane, himself) and just disappear for a while.

At the end of the day Jamie is a proven protector/enabler/supporter/employer of multiple dudes accused of multiple shitty things. Things he knew about, heard about, did nothing about.

Any non-psycho human would have already distanced themselves from Dane and made a more legit statement on the entire thing. He's either really fucking stupid or so fucking full of himself that he thinks he is somehow immune to the repercussions and effects of what will happen when the Christine interview eventually drops.

No, he doesn't "have" to do anything. No one does. But he's making a statement by not making one. And he knows it.

Jamie just flat out sucks as a human being. No way around it.

[noseplant]

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Yo wtf now we're just doxing people? Also we're 4 pages deep and I've yet to see a screenshot or detailled description of the alleged pedo behaviour. Sliding into grown women's DMs isn't anyhing that deserves a court of public opinion. The nudes thing is fucked tho.

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Jamie just flat out sucks as a human being. No way around it.

I hate defending Jamie at this point but I do believe he is trying, which is all anyone can do. I still agree with what you said about going public, dropping Dane (unless he has footage of him doing all this supposed "work on himself").

Hopefully those posts by JT doing yoga 6 days a week is to work on himself, not to creep on yoga women.  I think like with any major argument, there has to be at least some wiggle room or everyone will just be too defensive to do anything constructive.

[work_lurker]

4 pages deep and I believe we've established Dane belongs in horny jail, but I don't know if he qualifies for real jail just because of the DM slides and booty pic likes.

If somebody has some juicy proof or terrible actions, post that shit. Otherwise we should all just focus this thread.

Dude admitted he's done some shitty things but he's working on being better. What more do we want?

[7YearsOnEarth]

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Yo wtf now we're just doxing people? Also we're 4 pages deep and I've yet to see a screenshot or detailled description of the alleged pedo behaviour. Sliding into grown women's DMs isn't anyhing that deserves a court of public opinion. The nudes thing is fucked tho.

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Jamie just flat out sucks as a human being. No way around it.

I hate defending Jamie at this point but I do believe he is trying, which is all anyone can do. I still agree with what you said about going public, dropping Dane (unless he has footage of him doing all this supposed "work on himself").

Hopefully those posts by JT doing yoga 6 days a week is to work on himself, not to creep on yoga women.  I think like with any major argument, there has to be at least some wiggle room or everyone will just be too defensive to do anything constructive.

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The problem is that Jamie has a long history in the industry of being a greedy, self-absorbed prick. Everyone has stories and it isn't really a secret. None of this is new. And if he was "trying" then Cole would have been gone in 2022 when Christine spoke to him and asked for help for the good of Chris, herself and her kids.

If this were the first time Jamie was accused of crappy, selfish, money-first behavior it might be different, but its not.

[lurker_and_poster]

People are too fast judging people, if judging woud be
so simple - you don’t need to flip burgers, work as a barista or lurk at slap - you coud  earn proper money working at court.

All you guys create your opinon  about gossip, rumors, screen shots - all this have no value.
Even a statement of a victim is not proof only a accusation. Even a witness is the weakest evidence.

don’t want protect this zero guys.
Burman i know nothing about. JT i skate with back at toy together with Ed. JT is a certified kook. Ed is pretty cool in my book.
Cole I meet at a contest even before he got the zero make over - certified kook.

People you meet once, skate a session, had a little talk - and you know you want nothing to do with them ever again.

If only half the statements from Christine are correct she could / should get him to court.

But judging anonymous, canceling or hating with only unvalued information is like trolling.

[chpsk8]

yo noseplant do you even skate? you post 10 times a day (!) on this skateboarding forum and every single post is about cole and em. i understand that they all have done very upsetting and concerning shit but the way you’re going about it is pretty weird

also there’s this podcast called vent city with not one but two female co-hosts, nobody is stopping other women from starting their own podcast either but there’s only like 5 to 10 skate podcasts out there and even then people really only tune in to 2 of them. i understand your point but i’m thinking there’s not more of them because the time you have to put into making a podcast is probably not worth it

as for the nine club - i’m guessing there’s no female co-hosts on there because crob would probably feel awkward as hell and barely speak

 For real, noseplant has no post relating to anything else. This person is a personification of a pitched forked mob. This person should probably get out of their mom's basement and do something productive.

[launderingmoney]

Damn, revenge porn is serious. Wasn’t Cody crowd funding his dream to do nothing but skate? If that podcast where Dane admits to that is still up… Cody could probably sue the shit out of him. Maybe even get his phone subpoenaed. If he’s catfishing dudes for nudes that might just be the tip of the iceberg.

If you sued Dane Burman for his entire net worth you’d get $40, a stack of zero boards, some beat up rock band tees, and a creepy porn collection. He can keep that shit

[IWANNABEABIGDOG]

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Damn, revenge porn is serious. Wasn’t Cody crowd funding his dream to do nothing but skate? If that podcast where Dane admits to that is still up… Cody could probably sue the shit out of him. Maybe even get his phone subpoenaed. If he’s catfishing dudes for nudes that might just be the tip of the iceberg.

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If you sued Dane Burman for his entire net worth you’d get $40, a stack of zero boards, some beat up rock band tees, and a creepy porn collection. He can keep that shit

Prob some Doja cat vinyl too.

[noseplant]

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yo noseplant do you even skate? you post 10 times a day (!) on this skateboarding forum and every single post is about cole and em. i understand that they all have done very upsetting and concerning shit but the way you’re going about it is pretty weird

also there’s this podcast called vent city with not one but two female co-hosts, nobody is stopping other women from starting their own podcast either but there’s only like 5 to 10 skate podcasts out there and even then people really only tune in to 2 of them. i understand your point but i’m thinking there’s not more of them because the time you have to put into making a podcast is probably not worth it

as for the nine club - i’m guessing there’s no female co-hosts on there because crob would probably feel awkward as hell and barely speak

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 For real, noseplant has no post relating to anything else. This person is a personification of a pitched forked mob. This person should probably get out of their mom's basement and do something productive.

I'm new to the site. I have posted about the skate clothes thing but this story is why I created a SLAP account. I honestly didn't know SLAP was still around.  Defending whether I skate or not is pointless. Call me a poser, call me a social justice warrior, I don't mind. Maybe I'm both.

While I have my pitchfork back out, I would like to mention that Cole just posted another clip at P-Rod's park. If zero was getting crap for harboring questionable people, only fair to mention that Primitive is too.

I have more time to explore some other threads now that the story has gone public on Lamont's pod, where he has over 400k subs and the no one one is coming out any time.  See you in some other topics!

[srsbsnss]

i feel bad for all the dudes that are AM for zero doing all this crazy shit for fuck the thrill of itall

[Sangriawaterfall]

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Damn, revenge porn is serious. Wasn’t Cody crowd funding his dream to do nothing but skate? If that podcast where Dane admits to that is still up… Cody could probably sue the shit out of him. Maybe even get his phone subpoenaed. If he’s catfishing dudes for nudes that might just be the tip of the iceberg.

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If you sued Dane Burman for his entire net worth you’d get $40, a stack of zero boards, some beat up rock band tees, and a creepy porn collection. He can keep that shit

You’re probably right

[crabbys-ledge]

Dane Burman kicked over and destroyed a ledge built at my local skatepark. Made a mess and never cleaned up or replaced it.

[noseplant]

GiftedHater should make a comparison with the worst dudes, grouped by homies where possible, like:

    Cole/Burman
    Houston/Webb/Loy
    Way/Swindel 
    Biebel

I know I'm leaving a lot out and maybe some don't really deserve to be in the list. And at least Biebel and Webb peaced themselves out.

[Atiba Applebum]

GiftedHater should make a comparison with the worst dudes, grouped by homies where possible, like:

    Cole/Burman
    Houston/Webb/Loy
    Way/Swindel 
    Biebel

I know I'm leaving a lot out and maybe some don't really deserve to be in the list. And at least Biebel and Webb peaced themselves out.

Leaving out the original GX guys

[richard kane]

so nobody remembers danes legendary "fly 2 olso 4 bb gurl" tweet?

[rawr1922]

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Brandon Burleigh deserves better

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He's been waving the american flag around a bit too much for my liking but dude is exciting on a skateboard, same with Kanaan Dern

The Dern Bros deserve better

[quaintly]

Anyone know why Jamie was banned from thrasher ?

[PalaceButtPlug]

Anyone know why Jamie was banned from thrasher ?

probably for having a bible quote in his zero part

[Ninj2]

Anyone know why Jamie was banned from thrasher ?

He fucked Tommy Gs lady. Not very Christian of him. Kook behavior.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Anyone know why Jamie was banned from thrasher ?

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He fucked Tommy Gs lady. Not very Christian of him. Kook behavior.

I think that was way before he got born again/on C1rca