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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #180 on: February 01, 2025, 07:56:55 PM »
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Ahahah SLAP can't even get Dane Burman canceled now. What has become of this place?
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Has any skater actually ever been “canceled” though? I’m trying to think. Gator? People like Booblow would lead you to believe otherwise. Jason Jesse? He still seems to be lingering in the background. James has faced less than zero consequences. I can’t think of an example but it would be cool to be proven wrong.

There were a few years there where are a lot of B-listers were getting canceled. Johan Stuckey, Daryl Angel, Yonnie Cruz, Jarne Verbruggen and Al Davis all left the industry after allegations surfaced. I think Tyler Warren left the industry as well

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #181 on: February 01, 2025, 08:23:10 PM »
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Ahahah SLAP can't even get Dane Burman canceled now. What has become of this place?
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Has any skater actually ever been “canceled” though? I’m trying to think. Gator? People like Booblow would lead you to believe otherwise. Jason Jesse? He still seems to be lingering in the background. James has faced less than zero consequences. I can’t think of an example but it would be cool to be proven wrong.
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There were a few years there where are a lot of B-listers were getting canceled. Johan Stuckey, Daryl Angel, Yonnie Cruz, Jarne Verbruggen and Al Davis all left the industry after allegations surfaced. I think Tyler Warren left the industry as well
Tyler is still behind the scenes, dude just got married. his cancellation really only consisted of his clips being removed from the last Alltimers video and some dude in a motorcycle helmet trying to beat him up.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #182 on: February 01, 2025, 08:36:03 PM »
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Ahahah SLAP can't even get Dane Burman canceled now. What has become of this place?
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Has any skater actually ever been “canceled” though? I’m trying to think. Gator? People like Booblow would lead you to believe otherwise. Jason Jesse? He still seems to be lingering in the background. James has faced less than zero consequences. I can’t think of an example but it would be cool to be proven wrong.
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There were a few years there where are a lot of B-listers were getting canceled. Johan Stuckey, Daryl Angel, Yonnie Cruz, Jarne Verbruggen and Al Davis all left the industry after allegations surfaced. I think Tyler Warren left the industry as well

Ah, yes, you are correct. I remember most of those now—Daryl being abusive and I think biting the girl, Johan (and Yonnie?) knowingly spreading herpes, Al doing something creepy—but I honestly forgot about most of them as skateboarders.

I’m stoked I was wrong but am not stoked to assume that James’ higher level of popularity being what’s kept him more or less immune to this same treatment. Burman seems like a shoe-in for cancellation, though.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #183 on: February 02, 2025, 03:41:47 PM »
When I was like 15, Dane Burman kicked us out of the zero skatepark for no reason.

That’s all I got - dude sucks.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #184 on: February 03, 2025, 10:13:51 PM »
Just so we have Dane's admission of committing a crime easily accessible from now on:

https://streamable.com/uspdeb

If someone wants to reup to youtube so it can embed, go for it!

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #185 on: February 03, 2025, 11:07:20 PM »
Just so we have Dane's admission of committing a crime easily accessible from now on:

https://streamable.com/uspdeb

If someone wants to reup to youtube so it can embed, go for it!


Why not you?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #186 on: September 19, 2025, 06:56:49 PM »
I don't know if anyone will read this, but if you're a girl who was also targeted by Dane, you're not alone. He asked me for nudes when I was underage, I still have the messages on Facebook. He made me think we were friends. After I said no, he gaslighted me and made me feel really bad about it, and then ghosted me. I saw him on Instagram complaining about guys taking advantage of girls and I messaged him about what he did. He said he didn't remember but apologised. I hope that he really is changing his ways.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #187 on: September 20, 2025, 05:29:36 AM »
I don't know if anyone will read this, but if you're a girl who was also targeted by Dane, you're not alone. He asked me for nudes when I was underage, I still have the messages on Facebook. He made me think we were friends. After I said no, he gaslighted me and made me feel really bad about it, and then ghosted me. I saw him on Instagram complaining about guys taking advantage of girls and I messaged him about what he did. He said he didn't remember but apologised. I hope that he really is changing his ways.
Deeply sorry that happened to you. You put faith in someone's friendship only to be taken advantage of. I hope you got the help you needed and are able to move on. He definitely didn't forget, he just tried to minimize his wrong doings, to the person he fucked with. Which is just as bad as the act itself. For what it's worth, I'm proud of you. That took guts.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #188 on: September 20, 2025, 06:45:17 AM »
So sorry that that happened to you. I hope that you know that you’re not less of a person because of it. I also genuinely hope that you’re healing and can find comfort in knowing that the vast majority of people out there know that what he did is and was reprehensible.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #189 on: September 20, 2025, 06:09:11 PM »
What is this, like the dozenth similar story/accusation to come out about this dude? Asking random girls you don't even know to send you nudes and then throwing a hissy fit when the girl says no is just... pathetic. It just reeks of creepy loser ass "please madam, anything for a crumb of pussy" type shit. Imagine if someone like, idk, Leo Romero or David Gravette did that Philly handrail to drop instead of him, it'd be brought up all the time, but instead this loser had to be the one to do it and taint it.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #190 on: September 20, 2025, 07:13:52 PM »
i been in here yet?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #191 on: September 20, 2025, 07:39:37 PM »
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #192 on: September 20, 2025, 08:55:23 PM »
ZERO accountability

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #193 on: September 20, 2025, 11:42:40 PM »
When I was like 15, Dane Burman kicked us out of the zero skatepark for no reason.

That’s all I got - dude sucks.
Me too! He was soooo angry we showed up to skate a skatepark. Him and forest were pouting so hard and then he took to IG to cry about it even more. One of the great accomplishments of my life 
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #194 on: December 23, 2025, 07:57:08 PM »
Here we go again

Jt and zero sucks.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #195 on: December 23, 2025, 09:20:54 PM »
Seems like everyone already knew Dane was a creep. It’s only becomes a problem when some one with industry ties says it.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #196 on: December 23, 2025, 11:32:13 PM »
Where you at @Isuck?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #197 on: December 24, 2025, 07:10:54 AM »
Thrasher put out a nude photo of Cody Davis?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #198 on: December 24, 2025, 07:50:37 AM »
Thrasher put out a nude photo of Cody Davis?

Cancel everyone involved in this (except Cody)

https://youtu.be/t0rDPMcEZ1Y?si=Y82eJgoGvwqF7KPl

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #199 on: December 24, 2025, 08:38:19 AM »
Per a suggestion in the pinned Cole thread, moving this stuff here because it seems like there will be a lot more coming.

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DSid2AmEnwl/



Stating that you've never knowingly pursued anyone underage, is admitting that you absolutely, definitely, positively have pursued underage girls. Stating it twice leads me to believe there is a ticking timebomb in the mix. Dane taking the classic To Catch a Predator defense. Would love a follow up World's Best Brunch interview with Chris Hansen.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #200 on: December 24, 2025, 08:55:06 AM »
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Thrasher put out a nude photo of Cody Davis?
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Cancel everyone involved in this (except Cody)

https://youtu.be/t0rDPMcEZ1Y?si=Y82eJgoGvwqF7KPl

I don’t know, literally every party involved with this sounds SUS to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #201 on: December 24, 2025, 11:18:02 AM »
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Thrasher put out a nude photo of Cody Davis?
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Cancel everyone involved in this (except Cody)

https://youtu.be/t0rDPMcEZ1Y?si=Y82eJgoGvwqF7KPl
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I don’t know, literally every party involved with this sounds SUS to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How the fuck is Cody sounding sus? Get da fuck with your shoulder shrugging ass emoji

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #202 on: December 24, 2025, 11:40:06 AM »
they're extraditing dudes from the other side of the planet for doing that. and there is no statute of limitation on any internet crime, let alone ones that were openly admitted to and bragged about in publication. i'd be worried, dane! jamie might need to find another couch to crash on for 3 to 6 years.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #203 on: December 24, 2025, 11:55:58 AM »
Tony Vitello should be most worried out of them all.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #204 on: December 24, 2025, 01:37:52 PM »
My dentist is so stoked that he has them as patients.   

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #205 on: December 24, 2025, 03:30:14 PM »
Not that relevant, but i saw this absolute trainwreck of a board in the window of some hypebeast shop the other night. All the worst signatures





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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #206 on: December 24, 2025, 03:51:41 PM »
Can we finally get rid of Jamie Thomas too? Like why did he go to south east Asia a bunch if not to indulge in sex tourism cause he sure af didnt get any footage .
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #207 on: December 24, 2025, 05:15:43 PM »


Interesting comments.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #208 on: December 24, 2025, 05:26:23 PM »


Interesting comments.

Well, I'm convinced now. Thanks D. for clearing this out.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #209 on: December 24, 2025, 05:34:01 PM »
Burman must be squirmin’ now that this is out there.