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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #240 on: December 26, 2025, 12:12:46 PM »
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The way he who shall not be naed goes about all this is so unhinged, he clearly has his own personal agenda...on a very small hand i am glad he's getting these stories out there and letting victims speak, but the way he is doing just seems so off...he comes off as exploitive
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How I feel exactly. Just break the story, don't make these click bait posts to get poeple to share and comment. He's essentially exploiting all these people a second time.

Also, and I can't stress this enough. If these rumours are true, go directly to the police and file a report. Don't make instagram videos dancing around the subjet. Something similar happened in my skate community and I went to the police and filed a report for the person. The police follow up with the right course of actions and options.
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Legit, I have the same politics as him largely but it seems like he's doing this to launch his own personal brand and also the way he tries to set his followers against 'haters' in the comments is so sad. He will just chalk any criticism up to his adult autism diagnosis anyways like it's the most important thing in the world
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He’s just engaging in a bit of sex pest brinkmanship.
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I remember him following many porn star accounts on Instagram which was really sus especially because it was mainly fake breasted blond pornstars  ???
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Who amongst us have not thirst followed big fake tiddied pornstars before? Let he who is without horniness cast the first stone.
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Whilst I have not giveth a follow to these ample blossomed, flaxxen haired maidens, I have giveth many a click and split my seed in their honor. So I cast my stone from this house of glass good sir.

Dude at the park the other day had a Dane board. Was brand new. We chatted it up for a bit, he was a swell guy. I didn't have the heart to tell him he should turn his new deck into firewood. If I see him again I'll bring it up. Makes me think how most of the non-industry skate world is probably oblivious ti things like this.

What is Brinkleheimer's deal? I don't remember Cody Davis(dude rips, respect) but that was a really sad watch. What Brinkenhauser was doing in that video felt really slutty to me.  Like he was trying to lead Cody to say specific things or feel a certain way in front of the camera, not like he was just giving Cody a platform but gleaning desirable content. Like he's doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. Are the victims coming to Brankenstein for this or is he seeking them out?

Zero/Andrew Tate collab dropping January '26.
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Pretty much ABD a couple years back, but with convicted rapist Mike Tyson.




Holy smokes. I thought that was a photoshop at first glance.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #241 on: December 26, 2025, 01:56:59 PM »
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The way he who shall not be naed goes about all this is so unhinged, he clearly has his own personal agenda...on a very small hand i am glad he's getting these stories out there and letting victims speak, but the way he is doing just seems so off...he comes off as exploitive
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How I feel exactly. Just break the story, don't make these click bait posts to get poeple to share and comment. He's essentially exploiting all these people a second time.

Also, and I can't stress this enough. If these rumours are true, go directly to the police and file a report. Don't make instagram videos dancing around the subjet. Something similar happened in my skate community and I went to the police and filed a report for the person. The police follow up with the right course of actions and options.
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Legit, I have the same politics as him largely but it seems like he's doing this to launch his own personal brand and also the way he tries to set his followers against 'haters' in the comments is so sad. He will just chalk any criticism up to his adult autism diagnosis anyways like it's the most important thing in the world
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He’s just engaging in a bit of sex pest brinkmanship.
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I remember him following many porn star accounts on Instagram which was really sus especially because it was mainly fake breasted blond pornstars  ???
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Who amongst us have not thirst followed big fake tiddied pornstars before? Let he who is without horniness cast the first stone.

That's what a throwaway twitter account is for, not IG.  Plus you can see way more buttholes on twitter.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #242 on: December 26, 2025, 02:49:55 PM »
I watched elementality vol 1 the other day and honestly that Jake rupp and tosh part still stands, so good!

Wait... i did that too.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #243 on: December 26, 2025, 03:17:54 PM »
I remember he’d always like the posts of younger chicks who skated my local thought it was kind of creepy.

Also that sydneyladz account has the unofficial worlds highest ollie lol

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #244 on: December 26, 2025, 04:11:07 PM »
I DMd Erica, like a man.



This is obviously Brinks lol

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #245 on: December 27, 2025, 06:46:03 PM »
idk what kind of autists runs shreddernews but i love them.

i posted this in a chris cole thread before seeing this one, wonder if anyone else feels the same:

"Does anyone (lol) follow no one on IG?  he's kind of made it his entire personality to do this weird engagement/content creation around anything sketchy or straight up SA allegations involving blackbox.  Obviously this is an issue that needs to be amplified so it's a net positive thing, but it comes across kind of kooky."
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #246 on: December 28, 2025, 12:34:00 AM »
That mic setup tho

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #247 on: December 28, 2025, 01:43:54 AM »
The fact his whole life is in monochrome is also fuckin weird

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #248 on: December 28, 2025, 06:20:05 AM »
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I DMd Erica, like a man.


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This is obviously Brinks lol

Still kinda fucked to slander him like that and let's not forget Erica Yary stood by Cole's side publicly on an Insta post. Jamie and Dane are the topic here anf if you wanna talk about Brinkie maybe talk about why there's no better place/person to go to for reporting this kinda shit

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #249 on: December 28, 2025, 06:46:22 AM »
idk what kind of autists runs shreddernews but i love them.

i posted this in a chris cole thread before seeing this one, wonder if anyone else feels the same:

"Does anyone (lol) follow no one on IG?  he's kind of made it his entire personality to do this weird engagement/content creation around anything sketchy or straight up SA allegations involving blackbox.  Obviously this is an issue that needs to be amplified so it's a net positive thing, but it comes across kind of kooky."



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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #250 on: December 28, 2025, 08:26:56 AM »
The way he who shall not be naed goes about all this is so unhinged, he clearly has his own personal agenda...on a very small hand i am glad he's getting these stories out there and letting victims speak, but the way he is doing just seems so off...he comes off as exploitive

Agreed.  He’s literally asking people to submit Jamie Thomas gossip so he can put it on blast.  Feels very TMZ.


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #251 on: December 28, 2025, 11:10:38 AM »
Jamie next to you at the urinal be like


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #252 on: December 28, 2025, 08:05:21 PM »
Jamie Thomas told Chad Knight he was of “thoroughbred” quality upon meeting him for the first time at Vancouver Slam City

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #253 on: December 29, 2025, 01:24:25 AM »
Jamie Thomas told Chad Knight he was of “thoroughbred” quality upon meeting him for the first time at Vancouver Slam City

Oh I’m gonna use this. Cool way to call someone inbred and make it sound like a compliment.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #254 on: December 29, 2025, 12:36:04 PM »
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Jamie Thomas told Chad Knight he was of “thoroughbred” quality upon meeting him for the first time at Vancouver Slam City
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Oh I’m gonna use this. Cool way to call someone inbred and make it sound like a compliment.
Think he meant the exact opposite cus Chad is built like a football player.


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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #255 on: December 29, 2025, 12:38:17 PM »
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Jamie Thomas told Chad Knight he was of “thoroughbred” quality upon meeting him for the first time at Vancouver Slam City
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Oh I’m gonna use this. Cool way to call someone inbred and make it sound like a compliment.
he's saying Chad Knight is hung like a horse.
no one is detestable, he wanted me to spill beans on Chief, no way!

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #256 on: January 01, 2026, 07:01:20 PM »
Bumping this thread just to annoy Chief.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #257 on: January 02, 2026, 12:09:05 PM »
funk that guy

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #258 on: January 04, 2026, 08:52:41 AM »


Just Leaving this here to show you guys what’s up.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #259 on: January 04, 2026, 07:31:20 PM »


Just Leaving this here to show you guys what’s was up 16 years ago.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #260 on: January 04, 2026, 07:51:11 PM »
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Just Leaving this here to show you guys what’s was up 16 years ago.
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Such bad style holy shit

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #261 on: January 04, 2026, 08:20:54 PM »
That mic setup tho


Watchin' him get his selfie shot all prim and proper as he ogles himself and floofs his hair while dudes relay horrific trauma stories is pretty wild.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #262 on: January 05, 2026, 10:12:02 AM »
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Just Leaving this here to show you guys what’s was up 16 years ago.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #263 on: January 05, 2026, 10:38:33 AM »
I can't remember all the details, but he def shoulda sold BlackBox back then.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #264 on: January 05, 2026, 05:13:08 PM »
Fucking Keenan Dern looking like Honey I shrunk the Burman in their latest videos.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #265 on: January 07, 2026, 04:38:24 AM »
Bert Brank posting on a post on @nyjahhustonallegations asking if 'Do we think jamie prefers cut or uncut?' is just fucking weird...sorry to victims who open up to brank only for him to turn the whole thing into a meme...zero professionalism from a 'journalist'
 

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #266 on: January 07, 2026, 06:02:09 AM »
funk that guy

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This account is having quite the character arc.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #267 on: January 20, 2026, 10:44:39 AM »
Apparently Chris Hansen is involved now.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #268 on: January 20, 2026, 11:10:20 AM »

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #269 on: January 20, 2026, 11:13:55 AM »
I totally forgot Cameo existed.
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He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud