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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #272 on: January 20, 2026, 12:27:03 PM »
https://robbrink.com/blogs/skateboarding/dane-burman-is-a-predator?fbclid=PAb21jcAPcuHdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA81NjcwNjczNDMzNTI0MjcAAaf7UZOo63ZE-tgVO8-E04uR1XpJz3GQUL-eEHlo4G79wos8vqUrT4gjUa1nwQ_aem_prihAtOz2anHXnW3IoDymg

Fuck Dane Burman and Jaime Thomas
Reading that made me sick.

I haven’t bought anything Blackbox since James Hardy’s shoe in 2014, but now I don’t want to buy anything from any company that uses Neckface’s art.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #273 on: January 20, 2026, 12:33:12 PM »
Neckface is a pedo and the industry loves him for it

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #274 on: January 20, 2026, 12:52:52 PM »
Dane had an 18 year old girl who was flow for zero and vans living with him for a few months around 2021, 2022.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #276 on: January 20, 2026, 01:23:13 PM »
https://robbrink.com/blogs/skateboarding/dane-burman-is-a-predator?fbclid=PAb21jcAPcuHdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA81NjcwNjczNDMzNTI0MjcAAaf7UZOo63ZE-tgVO8-E04uR1XpJz3GQUL-eEHlo4G79wos8vqUrT4gjUa1nwQ_aem_prihAtOz2anHXnW3IoDymg

Fuck Dane Burman and Jaime Thomas

God this makes me feel sick. As someone of a similar age as Yasmin, I remember having even local older skaters moving like that to girls I knew back then. This article made me feel for her, I’m glad she took the power back and hope that it helps turn the tide on this sort of shit.

It also really put into perspective how long this guy has been at it and how long these pathetic, freakish, pedo-simps have been protecting him. This guy is well and truly beneath all of us, what I total waste of a soul. I hope he gets what he deserves.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #277 on: January 20, 2026, 01:38:41 PM »
Where you at @Isuck ?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #278 on: January 20, 2026, 01:50:50 PM »

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #279 on: January 20, 2026, 02:19:12 PM »
I think I just made Bronk go private by reading and being able to count and have access to a map.

Btw, Dane is fucking gross.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #280 on: January 20, 2026, 02:40:27 PM »
Burman is nasty af. Fucking disgusting pig. Fuck Jamie, Dane and Zero.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #281 on: January 20, 2026, 02:51:34 PM »
Jamie has ALWAYS been a kook.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #282 on: January 20, 2026, 03:09:19 PM »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #283 on: January 20, 2026, 03:14:16 PM »
Good thing Jamie and predo Dane are roomies now.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #284 on: January 20, 2026, 03:33:49 PM »

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #285 on: January 20, 2026, 03:51:27 PM »
I know Danes (plus zero and Jamie Thomas) personal Instagram has limited commenting due to the mess they’ve gotten themselves into
But Dane is also a big bad biker boy now and has an Instagram for it that does not have limited commenting. It is @plumosacycles if anyone else wants to call him a skinner

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #286 on: January 20, 2026, 05:58:25 PM »
Hasn’t been announced but Jamie booted and & fired the pedo. Sucks it took this damn long

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #287 on: January 20, 2026, 06:58:46 PM »
Hasn’t been announced but Jamie booted and & fired the pedo. Sucks it took this damn long
even if this is true (which I highly doubt), he won't announce it anywhere because then he would have to address the James Cole situation too
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Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #288 on: January 20, 2026, 07:12:28 PM »
Wasn’t their speculation on here Jamie was doing all those fallen trips to SE asia for underage sex tourism?
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #289 on: January 20, 2026, 07:22:31 PM »
Dane of Zero




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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #290 on: January 20, 2026, 07:33:57 PM »
…I can see him on Boonies 

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #291 on: January 20, 2026, 07:36:46 PM »
Say what you want about no one but getting Chris Hansen to give Dane and Jamie a shout out is fucking hilarious

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #292 on: January 20, 2026, 07:48:26 PM »
'Stepping away' hahahaha homie had previously mentioned he had never messaged a minor hahahahahhahahaha

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #293 on: January 20, 2026, 09:12:35 PM »
Damn and to think I actually used to like Dane’s skating. Dudes a major kook

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #294 on: January 20, 2026, 09:17:52 PM »
Dane of Zero





Sounds like he's going to focus.
I would skate a Najaf board if it was a nice shoe and my size.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #295 on: January 20, 2026, 09:22:29 PM »

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #296 on: January 20, 2026, 09:34:44 PM »

How appropriate

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #297 on: January 20, 2026, 09:55:09 PM »

How appropriate

Jamie entering his Live Laugh Love era with this Cab level unc posting right here.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #298 on: January 20, 2026, 09:58:26 PM »

How appropriate
this will be probably the extent of any sort of announcement from his end

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #299 on: January 20, 2026, 10:00:56 PM »
Wasn’t their speculation on here Jamie was doing all those fallen trips to SE asia for underage sex tourism?

As much as I don't like Jamie this kind of speculation is ridiculously serious and stupid. It's more likely they went to SEA because of untapped spots/it's cheap/or something to do with being closer to shoe manufacturers