The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread

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Different time in the 80s and 90s... wouldn't be surprised if dudes were messing with minor skate bettys back in the day...

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They 100 percent were

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Didn't Mike Carrol go on record about such an incident? I remember reading it on here and being appalled by how fucked up it was.

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I think you might be thinking of teenage mike fucking an adult who hung around emb and gave him the clap. Kind of the complete opposite of what your saying.

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The Hurricane Helen stories make it sound like they were both underage, but who knows. It resurfaced on Slap a couple  years back.

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=10329.0

It came up in his epicly later'd: https://youtu.be/C_m5BiivSAg?si=40xw_HzaWCgS4t9r&t=350

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Wish Kelch still played on slap

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Hoooly shit. I only knew the interview, not the Slap thread. Five posts in that thread is already fucking monstrous. I don't really understand how we are laughing this off in nostalgia but going all pitchfork on Jamie and Burman. Please explain how this Hurricane Helen thread makes you wish Kelch still played on Slap? His first post makes me wanna punch him to a pulp.

I mean Dane is a pedophile and Mike Carroll isnt

[too fakie]

I’m confused about the Dane and Jamie being roommates thing.  Isn’t Jamie married?

I honneslty don’t follow the goings on at zero very closely but I was pretty sure he’s been married forever.

Bro is in the doghouse after the legacy run of poor financial decisions that include not selling Black Box at its peak, owing a factory so much money that he had to give them the Fallen trademark, and putting what’s left of his savings into Warsaw. It’s like dude is addicted to gambling only instead of blowing it on the Super Bowl he’s doubling down on himself.

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

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I’m confused about the Dane and Jamie being roommates thing.  Isn’t Jamie married?

I honneslty don’t follow the goings on at zero very closely but I was pretty sure he’s been married forever.

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Bro is in the doghouse after the legacy run of poor financial decisions that include not selling Black Box at its peak, owing a factory so much money that he had to give them the Fallen trademark, and putting what’s left of his savings into Warsaw. It’s like dude is addicted to gambling only instead of blowing it on the Super Bowl he’s doubling down on himself.

The Zero name is tarnished now anyway. He really should’ve just sold it and sailed off into the sunset. Moral of the story: sell out.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

[AsianVegan]

I haven’t gone all the way back in the thread but I remember Burman being weird and a creep around girls that hung around Waterloo in Sydney, back in the old Skateboard.com.au forum times. I’m sure Sydney crew were there and would know better than me

[Hqjdncm]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

Rip

[Billy Bitchcakes]

Forest has mid-50s white guy in Instagram comments of a sponsored post that features an attractive woman rizz

More Guy who comments on porno subreddits energy

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Yasmin Benoit on her experience with Dane

[Unhappy Coccyx Bone]

Re Zero:

https://youtu.be/h242eDB84zY?si=9ua8rd8aVbFi89ZX

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

[Cuban_Lynx]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

[Lame_Fella]

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Check out Zero’s stories!
They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

That last statement about speculation just sounds like they’re gonna try to bully you out of saying anything. They’d have been better off just not including that at all.

[ok boomer]

finna ask why he didn't land the leap of faith

[GnarAlarm]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

More than that I read it as a slimy, backhanded way to cast shade and doubt on the current accusations.

I read it like a teenager saying "OMG bruh fine I'm so frickin awful, I'm LITERALLY the WORST person EVER! Does anyone else have any complaints about me because I'm soOoOoOo terrible?!?!"

[Audrey II]

translation= please dont post about the shitty people we employ, help us keep it quiet by emailing directly

[TwisT]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

I bet Jamie didn't expect to be hit with a Forrest bomb. He should just hit up the team group chat and ask everyone if there's anything else he should know about. Every TM should right now

Glad Franky, Dylan and Gabbers got out of there.

[Meekin]

Yasmin Benoit on her experience with Dane

shnikes

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

is this the same email address jamie uses for stuff like this?

[let’s go home]

translation= please dont post about the shitty people we employ, help us keep it quiet by emailing directly

They must be really desperate at this point. I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to bribe people to keep their mouth shut.

[Murge]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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I bet Jamie didn't expect to be hit with a Forrest bomb. He should just hit up the team group chat and ask everyone if there's anything else he should know about. Every TM should right now

Glad Franky, Dylan and Gabbers got out of there.

Don’t forget Tom k. Glad he escaped.

[Abyss1]

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translation= please dont post about the shitty people we employ, help us keep it quiet by emailing directly

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They must be really desperate at this point. I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to bribe people to keep their mouth shut.

Im not on Socials but I hope they get flamed in the comments, fuck sending an email...is this 2010

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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I bet Jamie didn't expect to be hit with a Forrest bomb. He should just hit up the team group chat and ask everyone if there's anything else he should know about. Every TM should right now

Glad Franky, Dylan and Gabbers got out of there.

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Don’t forget Tom k. Glad he escaped.

So happy for them. I always liked Gabbers but him skating for Zero was a dealbreaker for me. Now he's on Thames I can enjoy his skating without having nauseas.
Fuck you Jamie for being a enabler of worse than shit human beings.

[MikeCyclopsfromNASA]

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Check out Zero’s stories!
They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

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is this the same email address jamie uses for stuff like this?

Jamie on some foot fetish shit with this photo

[ChuckRamone]

He sent pics of himself wearing a bra to an underage girl? That is weird af.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

I haven’t gone all the way back in the thread but I remember Burman being weird and a creep around girls that hung around Waterloo in Sydney, back in the old Skateboard.com.au forum times. I’m sure Sydney crew were there and would know better than me

The man was on a generational run of DM'ing girls on Instagram over the past decade. Never bothered to check for ages or whether they had boyfriends. Just a fiend.

[Carl P]

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Check out Zero’s stories!
They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Rip

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

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That last statement about speculation just sounds like they’re gonna try to bully you out of saying anything. They’d have been better off just not including that at all.

Hilarious to do this, those emails are going to end up in the abyss or not be monitored entirely.

[Blind Fisherman]

So, who wants to spam them with goatse pictures? Disingenuous actions to mitigate actual harm done deserve to be treated as such.

Fuck Jamie, James, Dane and Zero. You reap what you fucking sow.

[PalaceButtPlug]

didn't jamie cause a divorce because he fucked tommy guerrero's brothers wife or something?

of course he wants to help his squad keep their fuckboy behavior hidden in the past just like he prefers

probably why he and the brand overly bible thump

[Whowants_pennies]

didn't jamie cause a divorce because he fucked tommy guerrero's brothers wife or something?

of course he wants to help his squad keep their fuckboy behavior hidden in the past just like he prefers

probably why he and the brand overly bible thump

I thought the story was he slept with Tommy’s wife and that’s why he was banned from thrasher

[Lostintime]

Jamie went to SF and kooked it so hard only to play the victim and  flee to SoCal.