The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread

[h00man]

Zero always sucked.

[kookdusoleil]

Is Sheckler really on? This team is so ass. I’d say go look at their roster but apparently they took the team page down. What a lineup of kooks

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didn't jamie cause a divorce because he fucked tommy guerrero's brothers wife or something?

of course he wants to help his squad keep their fuckboy behavior hidden in the past just like he prefers

probably why he and the brand overly bible thump

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I thought the story was he slept with Tommy’s wife and that’s why he was banned from thrasher

48 Blocks: At one point you were banned from Thrasher. Why did that happen and when did they finally lift the ban?
 

Jamie: I got played by this girl who was playing somebody that mattered. I should have known better and just avoided it. But I was a young dumb-ass kid. Anyway, dude was a major part of Deluxe and when he found out about me and some other heads that were mixed up in this deal—even though it was long since over—I got kicked off Indy and Spitfire. I was told by the dude that I’d never have another photo in Thrasher ever again. At first, I felt kind of like a victim. But I brought it upon myself even if it was a jacked consequence. At any rate, I got over it and used it as motivation. I went on several tours with Thrasher photographers when we were filming for Welcome to Hell and everyone would get photos in the articles except me. I got one two inch by two inch photo printed over the course of about three years. Burnett was the one that got me back in the mag. He was living in SD and working for Thrasher. He said he wanted to work on an interview. I told him, “Why bother? There’s no way they’d go for it.” But we shot a bunch of photos and the next thing I knew I was on the cover and had a whole interview. It was weird. I guess he talked Phelps or whoever into lifting the ban.

[Dj Paul]

Zero always sucked.

great videos, but fucking lame brand...shit skull as a logo, black and white...meh

tight pants, crazy ugly shit.

[Koozin]

THIS JUST IN: Adrian Lopez fucks midgets

[Massivebellend]

THIS JUST IN: Adrian Lopez fucks midgets

Whilst Jamie sits in the chair wackin off

[Lurknopost]

THIS JUST IN: Adrian Lopez fucks midgets

he just keeps getting cooler

[Cuban_Lynx]

THIS JUST IN: Adrian Lopez fucks midgets

He prefers the term 'Fun Size'

[PalaceButtPlug]

adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

[Abyss1]

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THIS JUST IN: Adrian Lopez fucks midgets

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he just keeps getting cooler

not gonna lie.. Id go gay for Peter Dinklage dude is hot

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

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That last statement about speculation just sounds like they’re gonna try to bully you out of saying anything. They’d have been better off just not including that at all.

it also seeks (imho) to discredit the recent events that unfolded as “speculation” simply because they were done through social media which is clearly not the case!

I think it’s time for this thread to have a new (and more venomous) title that includes Zero

[Cuban_Lynx]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

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That last statement about speculation just sounds like they’re gonna try to bully you out of saying anything. They’d have been better off just not including that at all.

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it also seeks (imho) to discredit the recent events that unfolded as “speculation” simply because they were done through social media which is clearly not the case!

I think it’s time for this thread to have a new (and more venomous) title that includes Zero

For real, definitely something about misleading youth

[BallDontLie]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

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That last statement about speculation just sounds like they’re gonna try to bully you out of saying anything. They’d have been better off just not including that at all.

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Hilarious to do this, those emails are going to end up in the abyss or not be monitored entirely.

"ATTN: sorry everyone for no response. The emails were accidentally sent to the spam folder"

[GuessAgain?]

Zero always sucked.

This. Funnily enough the one emo skater, who was super into Zero, at the local I grew up at was also super into under age chicks.

Zero or Fallen shit was basically a running joke growing up where I lived in the 2010s

[Owen]

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They’re asking people to email them about other team riders LOL

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

Email here to claim your compensation package (1x set of zero wheels and 2x stickers)

[benboardbreaker]

adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

hahahaaha

[TwisT]

I thought the story was he slept with Tommy’s wife and that’s why he was banned from thrasher

48 Blocks: At one point you were banned from Thrasher. Why did that happen and when did they finally lift the ban?
 

Jamie: I got played by this girl who was playing somebody that mattered. I should have known better and just avoided it. But I was a young dumb-ass kid. Anyway, dude was a major part of Deluxe and when he found out about me and some other heads that were mixed up in this deal—even though it was long since over—I got kicked off Indy and Spitfire. I was told by the dude that I’d never have another photo in Thrasher ever again. At first, I felt kind of like a victim. But I brought it upon myself even if it was a jacked consequence. At any rate, I got over it and used it as motivation. I went on several tours with Thrasher photographers when we were filming for Welcome to Hell and everyone would get photos in the articles except me. I got one two inch by two inch photo printed over the course of about three years. Burnett was the one that got me back in the mag. He was living in SD and working for Thrasher. He said he wanted to work on an interview. I told him, “Why bother? There’s no way they’d go for it.” But we shot a bunch of photos and the next thing I knew I was on the cover and had a whole interview. It was weird. I guess he talked Phelps or whoever into lifting the ban.

“Somebody who mattered” is such a weird way to phrase it.

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

THIS JUST IN: Adrian Lopez fucks midgets

[DCLOVE]

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I’m confused about the Dane and Jamie being roommates thing.  Isn’t Jamie married?

I honneslty don’t follow the goings on at zero very closely but I was pretty sure he’s been married forever.

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Bro is in the doghouse after the legacy run of poor financial decisions that include not selling Black Box at its peak, owing a factory so much money that he had to give them the Fallen trademark, and putting what’s left of his savings into Warsaw. It’s like dude is addicted to gambling only instead of blowing it on the Super Bowl he’s doubling down on himself.

I retrospectively love his nine club cause he made a whole big deal about having joined a men’s group for workaholics/chronic business failures  and not starting any new brands- only to announce a new brand like 3 months later.

[Obijuan91]

Always seems like the goth emo type vibes which is zeros brand are the ones that try to forever stay young in more ways than one.

[darren]

Jamie Thomas moral value = ZERO
Jamie Thomas net worth = ZERO

[thecomfortsofmadness]

I never got into zero in anyway except Greco, Ennio Morricone, John Allie, and EE… least of all Jamie, James, or Lopez.

Edit: also @terryurban art, the odd artist collab, and Gabbers. Clearly more than I thought.

[Atiba Applebum]

I never got into zero in anyway except Greco, Ennio Morricone, John Allie, and EE… least of all Jamie, James, or Lopez.

Edit: also @terryurban art, the odd artist collab, and Gabbers. Clearly more than I thought.

Tom K, Boserio, Frankie, John Fitzgerald, Elissa, Marissa, Mumford, rattray, Keenan, Ryan smith, Sheldon, bobier.   A lot of good ones passed through the zeroes doors, but they made sure it was a revolving door too

[Paul Cicero]

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I never got into zero in anyway except Greco, Ennio Morricone, John Allie, and EE… least of all Jamie, James, or Lopez.

Edit: also @terryurban art, the odd artist collab, and Gabbers. Clearly more than I thought.

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Tom K, Boserio, Frankie, John Fitzgerald, Elissa, Marissa, Mumford, rattray, Keenan, Ryan smith, Sheldon, bobier.   A lot of good ones passed through the zeroes doors, but they made sure it was a revolving door too

Gilbert as well.

JT must hate that his brand is a stepping stone company.

[Buttworm]

Genuinely wondering why Dane sending photos of himself wearing a bra to underage girls?

[camel filters]

Tommy Gunz is an example why you don't dedicate your career to Zero. A long career of skating to your best abilities and has to sell old boards to get by. Jamie is terrible at getting his riders shoe deals and showcasing marketable personalities outside of zero.

[Lame_Fella]

Tommy Gunz is an example why you don't dedicate your career to Zero. A long career of skating to your best abilities and has to sell old boards to get by. Jamie is terrible at getting his riders shoe deals and showcasing marketable personalities outside of zero.

I feel for Tommy and Tony. They’ve spent 20+ years dedicated to JT’s brands, Tony not turning pro until like 2015 when the brand had already lost a majority of its relevance. I think Tommy could get on as a legacy pro somewhere but Tony’s just stuck.

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

Genuinely wondering why Dane sending photos of himself wearing a bra to underage girls?

He’s not threatening, he just a little girl - was probably his mindset.

[Cuban_Lynx]

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Jamie can’t do anything right. This could be a viewed as an okay move if he didn’t add the “so we can address this responsibly and not through social media and speculation.”  You mean so it can be addressed privately and you can keep it from the public?

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We’ve investigated ourselves and found we’ve done nothing wrong.

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Email here to claim your compensation package (1x set of zero wheels and 2x stickers)

It’s wild Kalis isn’t even involved and somehow has a response that’s a million times better than any BS from Jamie. Chief could have said something similar and people would still be backing Zero, but instead decided to protect the abusers.

[Buttworm]

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Chief could have said something similar and people would still be backing Zero

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Doubt it, you guys will never stop trying to bring Jamie thomas down

Most of you won't be happy till he's dead, and then you will still talk shit on him

Hey Jamie 👋🏻
Awww feelin like the victim are we