The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread

[augustmoon]

Jamie had to have knows about this for at least a decade.  Hilarious how he’s acting all high and mighty now that it might actually effect his bottom line

[GoneWithTheSchwinn]

Jamie is a bottom for sure.

[Sandwich Marty]

Jamie is a bottom for sure.

Why do you mean by that

[Cuban_Lynx]

Jamie had to have knows about this for at least a decade.  Hilarious how he’s acting all high and mighty now that it might actually effect his bottom line

[GardenSkater77]

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Jamie had to have knows about this for at least a decade.  Hilarious how he’s acting all high and mighty now that it might actually effect his bottom line

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WWJD—What would Jamie do

[Allen.]

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Tommy Gunz is an example why you don't dedicate your career to Zero. A long career of skating to your best abilities and has to sell old boards to get by. Jamie is terrible at getting his riders shoe deals and showcasing marketable personalities outside of zero.

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I feel for Tommy and Tony. They’ve spent 20+ years dedicated to JT’s brands, Tony not turning pro until like 2015 when the brand had already lost a majority of its relevance. I think Tommy could get on as a legacy pro somewhere but Tony’s just stuck.

Tony who

[Mallie]

JT must hate that his brand is a stepping stone company.

...to a sex pest registry?

[Lame_Fella]

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Tommy Gunz is an example why you don't dedicate your career to Zero. A long career of skating to your best abilities and has to sell old boards to get by. Jamie is terrible at getting his riders shoe deals and showcasing marketable personalities outside of zero.

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I feel for Tommy and Tony. They’ve spent 20+ years dedicated to JT’s brands, Tony not turning pro until like 2015 when the brand had already lost a majority of its relevance. I think Tommy could get on as a legacy pro somewhere but Tony’s just stuck.

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Tony who

Cervantes.

[ghost of barry white]

Can almost guarantee Dane will still be on all the Zero seshes, even if he’s no longer on the team.

Just as predicted. Not even a week later, the zero guys Tommy Sandoval and Adam Marunski all skating with Dane hahaha.

https://imgur.com/a/Qs8PKQd#EF4iT4e

[Randy Random]

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Can almost guarantee Dane will still be on all the Zero seshes, even if he’s no longer on the team.

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Just as predicted. Not even a week later, the zero guys Tommy Sandoval and Adam Marunski all skating with Dane hahaha.

https://imgur.com/a/Qs8PKQd#EF4iT4e

Where is Dane?

[Fongstarr.]

I like Tommy Gunz too. Even like social media standards, he really doesn't have a lot of followers (49K) considering I think he was one of the biggest huckers at his time. I am sure during the Black Box days, he got good money but lord knows how he's getting by now.

[cherry]

I like Tommy Gunz too. Even like social media standards, he really doesn't have a lot of followers (49K) considering I think he was one of the biggest huckers at his time. I am sure during the Black Box days, he got good money but lord knows how he's getting by now.

Pretty sure he works for his dad’s construction company. He has a wheel on satori maybe that’s worth a couple hundred a month lol

[MR102889]

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Can almost guarantee Dane will still be on all the Zero seshes, even if he’s no longer on the team.

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Just as predicted. Not even a week later, the zero guys Tommy Sandoval and Adam Marunski all skating with Dane hahaha.

https://imgur.com/a/Qs8PKQd#EF4iT4e

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Where is Dane?

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Filming the iPhone angle

That's the homie, Shadow. That isn't Dane.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

Remember when they would obviously photoshop Adrian Lopez to be the same height as everyone else in the mystery team ads back in the day?

[Allen.]

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adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

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Remember when they would obviously photoshop Adrian Lopez to be the same height as everyone else in the mystery team ads back in the day?

The other shop of that ad was too good

[Magnolia]

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Can almost guarantee Dane will still be on all the Zero seshes, even if he’s no longer on the team.

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Just as predicted. Not even a week later, the zero guys Tommy Sandoval and Adam Marunski all skating with Dane hahaha.

https://imgur.com/a/Qs8PKQd#EF4iT4e

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Where is Dane?

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Filming the iPhone angle

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That's the homie, Shadow. That isn't Dane.

My b

[rawbertson.]

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adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

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Remember when they would obviously photoshop Adrian Lopez to be the same height as everyone else in the mystery team ads back in the day?

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The other shop of that ad was too good

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Forgot which thread someone said shecks is next on zero but here this is

[Greg Lurkzka]

How could you look at everything that’s came out recently and think “zero would be a great move for me!”

[Sandwich Marty]

Forgot which thread someone said shecks is next on zero but here this is

Slappy gives me bad vibes

[Cuban_Lynx]

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Forgot which thread someone said shecks is next on zero but here this is

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Slappy gives me bad vibes

He deleted it already.

[too fakie]

How could you look at everything that’s came out recently and think “zero would be a great move for me!”

What else is left? Back on Plan B?

[Randy Savage]

Idk why you guys always single out zero skaters for being broke lmao there ain't no money in skateboarding period now everyone's working 9 to 5s theirs like a handful of guys actually getting money just skating.

[Chalupa]

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How could you look at everything that’s came out recently and think “zero would be a great move for me!”

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What else is left? Back on Plan B?

Birdhouse, Disorder, Flip, Vinyl

[Massivebellend]

Could see him on krooked

[MikeCyclopsfromNASA]

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Forgot which thread someone said shecks is next on zero but here this is

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Slappy gives me bad vibes

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He deleted it already.

Sinclair posted Sheckler’s on half an hour ago.

[SatanicPanic]

Idk why you guys always single out zero skaters for being broke lmao there ain't no money in skateboarding period now everyone's working 9 to 5s theirs like a handful of guys actually getting money just skating.

They were notorious for not paying people even when there was money in skating.

Zero is basically the Boonies' at this point. All the known sex pests are going to go there, convert to Jesus, do ads for Black Rifle Coffee Company and scream that everyone is hurting their feelings. Can't wait for the Russell Brand guest board.

[Greg Lurkzka]

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How could you look at everything that’s came out recently and think “zero would be a great move for me!”

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What else is left? Back on Plan B?

Better off without a board brand than be associated with zero these days

[Makaveli]

Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.

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Forgot which thread someone said shecks is next on zero but here this is

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Slappy gives me bad vibes

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He deleted it already.

They deleted it and reposted without the zero board. Permission denied by the chief.