The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread

[Abyss1]

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Forgot which thread someone said shecks is next on zero but here this is

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Slappy gives me bad vibes

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He deleted it already.

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They deleted it and reposted without the zero board. Permission denied by the chief.

someone was able to get a screenshot....

[MikeCyclopsfromNASA]

Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.

It’s Christine’s fault that Dane Burman was trying to sext with minors?

[skateboarder4life]

Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.

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[Audrey II]

that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work of art

[Weededed]

that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work wipe of shart

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work of art

All I can see is Kevin from the Minions... 

[SatanicPanic]

Pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have been happy about guns

[Underpressureflips]

Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.

Dane Burman is a dangerous immigrant pedo. Real patriots know what to do.

[ChuckRamone]

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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.

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Dane Burman is a dangerous immigrant pedo. Real patriots know what to do.

His immigration status will be fine bc he's the right pigmentation for them ICE dorks.

[ineedthis]

Gabbers jumped ship at the right time.

[sexualhelon]

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that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work of art

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All I can see is Kevin from the Minions... 

So... Jesus, s, c, a minion, and a gun?

[Abyss1]

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that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work of art

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All I can see is Kevin from the Minions... 

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So... Jesus, s, c, a minion, and a gun?

my guess is its code for So Cal Minion shooter

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that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work of art

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All I can see is Kevin from the Minions... 

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So... Jesus, s, c, a minion, and a gun?

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my guess is its code for So Cal Minion shooter

San Clemente is the SC. Minions represents that he’s a minion to Jesus and the gun represents the 2A except for protesters. Jesus on the 3 knucks because the trinity of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. Hope that helps

[Abyss1]

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that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work of art

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All I can see is Kevin from the Minions... 

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So... Jesus, s, c, a minion, and a gun?

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my guess is its code for So Cal Minion shooter

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San Clemente is the SC. Minions represents that he’s a minion to Jesus and the gun represents the 2A except for protesters. Jesus on the 3 knucks because the trinity of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. Hope that helps

thats right forgot he was from San Clemente...agreed on the 2A thats what I meant by shooter (meaning he got guns)

The Trinity -knuckles thing makes sense too

[DirtCat]

Having a minion tattoo is the only cool thing Shecks ever did

[Atiba Applebum]

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that very off center jesus knuckle tattoo really is a work of art

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All I can see is Kevin from the Minions... 

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So... Jesus, s, c, a minion, and a gun?

It’s a minion bc minions are run by Gru who was named after GRU, the Russian military intelligence, so he’s declaring that he’s a puppet/minion of Putin

[DeanMaple]

You can also read SCAT if you want

[kneebone]

All I see is MS13

[GeorgeCostanza]

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adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

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Remember when they would obviously photoshop Adrian Lopez to be the same height as everyone else in the mystery team ads back in the day?

adrian lopez looks more like gilb now in this ad than gilb does

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I still maintain that this thread needs a more scathing title...

[Atiba Applebum]

I still maintain that this thread needs a more scathing title...

Zero to 15: the Dane Burman Scandal

[Benicio El Toro]

Lol Jamie didnt even remove him from the site. Just made the pedo slightly less easy to find

Edit- all you have to do is search "pedo dane burman" on their team site and he pops right up

[Switch360flip]

Dane “let’s go skate a school yard” Burman

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adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

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Remember when they would obviously photoshop Adrian Lopez to be the same height as everyone else in the mystery team ads back in the day?

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adrian lopez looks more like gilb now in this ad than gilb does

That mystery team has to have the shortest average leg length in skate history.

[SquintinTarantino]

Not sure if it's been mentioned (haven't gone through the whole thread)....but even though the "Team" page is down, they still have a "Dane Burnam" profile on the Zero page. Maybe when this all dies down, the Chief will bless him back on the team.

https://zeroskateboards.com/pages/dane-burman?srsltid=AfmBOor0cuMcv2zyjzwEjnaUhWTL2wGmY1IRYLUxFO_Z5kKiHabmSFuL

[Atiba Applebum]

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adrian lopez is a midget too so it's ok, hes like the same height as that hydrant he fakie 360'd

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Remember when they would obviously photoshop Adrian Lopez to be the same height as everyone else in the mystery team ads back in the day?

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adrian lopez looks more like gilb now in this ad than gilb does

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That mystery team has to have the shortest average leg length in skate history.

Like those popsicles that are joined together

[SquintinTarantino]

Not sure if it's been mentioned (haven't gone through the whole thread)....but even though the "Team" page is down, they still have a "Dane Burnam" profile on the Zero page. Maybe when this all dies down, the Chief will bless him back on the team.

https://zeroskateboards.com/pages/dane-burman?srsltid=AfmBOor0cuMcv2zyjzwEjnaUhWTL2wGmY1IRYLUxFO_Z5kKiHabmSFuL

.....and it's gone

[let’s go home]

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Not sure if it's been mentioned (haven't gone through the whole thread)....but even though the "Team" page is down, they still have a "Dane Burnam" profile on the Zero page. Maybe when this all dies down, the Chief will bless him back on the team.

https://zeroskateboards.com/pages/dane-burman?srsltid=AfmBOor0cuMcv2zyjzwEjnaUhWTL2wGmY1IRYLUxFO_Z5kKiHabmSFuL

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.....and it's gone

Wait til you see their newest team rider, Bane Durman.

[kneebone]

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Not sure if it's been mentioned (haven't gone through the whole thread)....but even though the "Team" page is down, they still have a "Dane Burnam" profile on the Zero page. Maybe when this all dies down, the Chief will bless him back on the team.

https://zeroskateboards.com/pages/dane-burman?srsltid=AfmBOor0cuMcv2zyjzwEjnaUhWTL2wGmY1IRYLUxFO_Z5kKiHabmSFuL

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.....and it's gone

"still watchin." Except now it's about Jamie and this thread.

[Taffy Lee Fubbins]

"still watchin." Except now it's about Jamie and this thread.

Remix of a Sandwich Marty classic