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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #540 on: January 29, 2026, 12:46:44 PM »
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"still watchin." Except now it's about Jamie and this thread.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #541 on: January 29, 2026, 05:54:15 PM »
Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
Dane Sucks But THis Sucks Too..SO Does no one Calling For His Deportation Unsolicited
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #542 on: January 29, 2026, 06:14:26 PM »
How long until no one does a hit piece on the industry for not donating to cody davis gofundme

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #543 on: January 30, 2026, 07:31:05 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #544 on: January 30, 2026, 08:54:56 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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God i really want to believe you are actually Jax Taylor so badly.
True but we all know the only skated on VPR was tom Schwartz. (I’m married that’s why I know this)

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #545 on: January 30, 2026, 09:41:51 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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God i really want to believe you are actually Jax Taylor so badly.
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True but we all know the only skated on VPR was tom Schwartz. (I’m married that’s why I know this)

I'm married too and not ashamed to admit i love the original VPR. I've seen Tom Schwartz kickflip.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #546 on: January 30, 2026, 09:50:32 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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God i really want to believe you are actually Jax Taylor so badly.
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True but we all know the only skated on VPR was tom Schwartz. (I’m married that’s why I know this)
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I'm married too and not ashamed to admit i love the original VPR. I've seen Tom Schwartz kickflip.
I quote stassi to my wife constantly.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #547 on: January 30, 2026, 09:52:27 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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Dane Sucks But THis Sucks Too..SO Does no one Calling For His Deportation Unsolicited

If your only job is skateboarding and you get caught trying to fuck kids you deserve all the bad things that come to you.
The only reason Dane even said sorry was cause he got called out. Dude is a predator. How many girls haven't come forward? For all we know he could have actually fucked some underage girls. There are people that deserve to be here. He isn't one of them.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #548 on: January 30, 2026, 10:03:27 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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Dane Sucks But THis Sucks Too..SO Does no one Calling For His Deportation Unsolicited
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God i really want to believe you are actually Jax Taylor so badly.
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True but we all know the only skated on VPR was tom Schwartz. (I’m married that’s why I know this)
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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Dane Sucks But THis Sucks Too..SO Does no one Calling For His Deportation Unsolicited
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If your only job is skateboarding and you get caught trying to fuck kids you deserve all the bad things that come to you.
The only reason Dane even said sorry was cause he got called out. Dude is a predator. How many girls haven't come forward? For all we know he could have actually fucked some underage girls. There are people that deserve to be here. He isn't one of them.
Dane Is A POS And I Dont Give A Fuck If Has To Leave The Country But Weaponizing The Gestapo Is Bad... Cant Believe You Have To Hear That From Me Of All People
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #549 on: January 30, 2026, 10:09:55 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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Dane Sucks But THis Sucks Too..SO Does no one Calling For His Deportation Unsolicited
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God i really want to believe you are actually Jax Taylor so badly.
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True but we all know the only skated on VPR was tom Schwartz. (I’m married that’s why I know this)
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I'm married too and not ashamed to admit i love the original VPR. I've seen Tom Schwartz kickflip.
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I quote stassi to my wife constantly.
Yesterday my diehard bravoholic wife (who is aware of the Jax account here lmao) sent me an IG post made by one of Dane’s grooming victims (will try to embed below but we all know how that tends to go)



Not the overlap I expected

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #550 on: January 30, 2026, 10:10:44 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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Dane Sucks But THis Sucks Too..SO Does no one Calling For His Deportation Unsolicited
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God i really want to believe you are actually Jax Taylor so badly.
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True but we all know the only skated on VPR was tom Schwartz. (I’m married that’s why I know this)
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I'm married too and not ashamed to admit i love the original VPR. I've seen Tom Schwartz kickflip.
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I quote stassi to my wife constantly.
my wife is midway through a rewatch right now and if i hear lala say "my man" one more time i'm going to throw something at the tv screen

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #551 on: January 30, 2026, 10:44:45 AM »
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Not reading through this to see if it’s been posted, but from my source at Zero, Dane lost his warehouse gig or whatever and his visa was based on being employed to skate. Deadass Chris Cole’s ex wife called ICE on this man.
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Dane Sucks But THis Sucks Too..SO Does no one Calling For His Deportation Unsolicited
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God i really want to believe you are actually Jax Taylor so badly.
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True but we all know the only skated on VPR was tom Schwartz. (I’m married that’s why I know this)
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I'm married too and not ashamed to admit i love the original VPR. I've seen Tom Schwartz kickflip.
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I quote stassi to my wife constantly.

Stassi was a treasure to American television screens for many years.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #552 on: January 30, 2026, 04:50:50 PM »
“Oh boy lemme post a link to an IG story that only exists for 24 hours that will likely be deleted 47 seconds after it was posted!”

SCREENSHOTS PEOPLE HOLY FUCK.

That being said, all this info coming out is a huge bummer but also a very necessary outing. We should always be calling out skaters (and people in general) who are a danger to others, especially industry heads who have control over peoples literal careers.

Good on y’all for keeping this thread updated and relatively on topic even if 70 percent of the god damn links go to a deleted post lol.
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #553 on: January 30, 2026, 05:54:41 PM »
Minding your own business is cool too

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #554 on: January 31, 2026, 03:42:18 AM »
Minding your own business is cool too

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #555 on: February 03, 2026, 02:59:13 PM »
https://robbrink.com/blogs/skateboarding/the-robert-no one-problem


Feel sorry for any victims who go through this guy. never seen anyone impose them selves like this

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #556 on: February 03, 2026, 03:02:27 PM »
https://robbrink.com/blogs/skateboarding/the-robert-no one-problem


Feel sorry for any victims who go through this guy. never seen anyone impose them selves like this
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #557 on: February 03, 2026, 03:10:10 PM »
no one doing anything he can think of to get ahead of giftedhater’s video….oh, everything other than taking real accountability ofc

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #558 on: February 03, 2026, 03:22:26 PM »
From his article:

"“The Lurper”: Ex-writer for Jenkem and Slap regular who published that I “self-diagnosed my autism and was a trust fund baby with no real job.” Like Murrell, I informed Little Lurpy I’d remove the blog if he made a proper retraction, but that never happened. Just a few months ago, an old friend of his informed me that Lurper is supposedly the “trust fund baby,” as his father is allegedly extremely wealthy. Then the years of him dogging me on Slap all began to make sense—the art of projection 101.

I’m creating a public archive of content from the hidden “Temp Gnar” part of the Slap forum most people can’t access. Inspired by @HesSoMid, there will also be an archive with photos of Slap users and their (not just about me) trash talking. The photos originate from the Slap forum, posted by the users themselves and no doxxing will occur."


Robert, shut the fuck up.

While I'm glad you're trying to take a modicum of accountability for your documented idiocy, we've interacted with you here over the years and it's clear you haven't changed and are still the self centred, self serving idiot that liked to shit up discussions of actually important topics by focusing upon yourself, trying to elevate your pov with a view to eliciting a sympathetic position or response.

You were being "dogged" on SLAP for that reason alone.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #559 on: February 03, 2026, 03:46:06 PM »
Crazy he brought up the Jah Loy tape. That’s pretty fucked he saw it and didn’t do shit, and I do understand not being able at the time to figure out how to handle it, but seeing it then working on the documentary with jah just goes to show that maybe he is just trying to make up for wrongs hes done in the past with his current run of social justice warrior stuff

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #560 on: February 03, 2026, 03:55:15 PM »
Crazy he brought up the Jah Loy tape. That’s pretty fucked he saw it and didn’t do shit, and I do understand not being able at the time to figure out how to handle it, but seeing it then working on the documentary with jah just goes to show that maybe he is just trying to make up for wrongs hes done in the past with his current run of social justice warrior stuff
Doubt it, when it comes to "promoting" himself on meme pages as he mentioned, there's some questionable pages, ones that promote pretty transphobic and homophobic content, that he has been seen chumming it up with in the comments because they gave him a shoutout or chose to post about him positively, and this was within like just the last few months. So, with that said, Brinkles it seems as if you've got a golden rule: shitty people need to be called out, unless they choose to ally with you or benefit you in some way (like Nyjah), then their shittiness can be excused, that is until you get called out on it or know you're gonna get called out on it, if that happens you just address it then; got it.
He probably got word on all of the talking points GH's gonna have in the upcoming video and found out his relationship with Nyjah was one of them, so he figured he'd just address it first. I doubt he'd have ever brought it up otherwise. The guilty only address their guiltiness when they know others know they're guilty.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #561 on: February 03, 2026, 04:06:15 PM »
If only people put this much effort and hate against the IRS, skateboards would be $50 again

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #562 on: February 03, 2026, 04:06:30 PM »
The beginning felt slightly sincere but by the end it really felt like trying to get ahead of this GH video by trying to put it all on the table, although smug and self centered at times. Here's some takeaways I'd like for him to address via his insta stories or someway because i know he's here now and reading:

The Andrew Muller story, by far the worst you've ever gone at someone who simply made the comment "the story I'm hearing is that Br*nk threatened to sue high speed so now it's gone". Even in that phrase you can tell he's speculating like everyone else did at the time and you were loving that people thought it was you because you were boasting about it at the time by sharing anyone that came to that conclusion on your insta stories, so don't give me this shit that it was such a lack of research opinion because you were loving the that story depending on who was saying it. That sentence alone did not warrant the huge smear campaign you did on him for multiple days which included you photoshopping his wedding photo, seriously not cool and fuck you for that one, he actually deserves an apology from you.

The sharing of texts, clearly you're having a change of opinion regarding shared texts now because there's plenty of texts you've sent to people that have been screenshotted and will probably be shared in this GH video. So for you to tell people to reach out to you via email or texts to "Work it out", its very unapproachable because people at this point know that there's risk of you sharing peoples private conversations via your Instagram, you've done it so much in the past so don't be scared now that people are going to do the same to you.

I'm glad you mention your tactics aren't the best way to bring awareness, at this point it feels like you do it on purpose, but going back to you saying by 2022 you had learned you lesson and were more mature about the Nyjah incident even though you've spent years working on his documentary, you say that but just mid last year you made a hard post with the quote "I saw the sex tape, do i have your attention now". No explanation, just simple shock factor out of an incident you claimed were more mature to handle now, really disgusting.

There's more points to bring up but why bother, you're not going to change this is you and we should all know this by now.  All this article did was expose even further how aware you've always been about your behavior and how much you love acting the way you do. Best of luck dude and please don't PM me in another one of your burners again, I wont respond.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #563 on: February 03, 2026, 04:25:22 PM »
Crazy he brought up the Jah Loy tape. That’s pretty fucked he saw it and didn’t do shit, and I do understand not being able at the time to figure out how to handle it, but seeing it then working on the documentary with jah just goes to show that maybe he is just trying to make up for wrongs hes done in the past with his current run of social justice warrior stuff
maybe he's lying and never saw it.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #564 on: February 03, 2026, 04:46:15 PM »
I wonder how bummed he’d be if he realized no one thinks about him when he’s not making a huge fucking spectacle out of exploiting someone else’s trauma.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #565 on: February 03, 2026, 04:55:36 PM »



He peddles this altruistic narrative of wanting to help people while simultaneously pandering to whatever audience he has to serve his own self-interests. He feels bad about what he put Chase Gabor through on his show, and also doesn't depending on who's commenting.

This whole article on him being the problem is 100% a reaction to whatever GH is about to drop and is the same tactic as Dane Burman's whole "I made some mistakes but I'm better now" schtick. Obviously, much different circumstances, but the same defence.

No One knowing and saying nothing about the initial Nyjah tape is a perfect example of why skateboarding needs outsiders without industry connections covering things, because it will always be social climbers that will keep their mouths shut to benefit their own career. The guy hasn't been relevant in the industry in years and is still trying to work his way to the top of the fold by any means necessary. His coverage of everything so far has been necessary, however it's so severely tainted by his own desire to be seen and heard that it's casting a shadow over the victims stories. It all feels real yucky.

Not to mention the fervor which he has in commenting and replying to posts on social media. He writes as though it's a way to drive attention to the stories, but what he doesn't realize is that he's also affecting the credibility of not just his own integrity, but that of the victims themselves.

I hope that Christine and all of the other victims covered/about to be covered are able to find a platform that isn't so concerned about being mutually beneficial. This whole saga reads more as a career revamp than a crusade. This isn't your next big scoop, this isn't your long awaited revenge on the skateboard industry. These are people with heavy, lived trauma. Do better.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #566 on: February 03, 2026, 08:19:23 PM »
what the hell is that post? Just starts randomly smearing people, and centring himself in metoo and black lives matter because he "lived through" it?

maybe one of the most awful things I've read, and I didn't even come close to finishing it

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #567 on: February 03, 2026, 09:10:54 PM »
The photos originate from the Slap forum, posted by the users themselves and no doxxing will occur.

Aw man I posted a selfie on here once like it was such a bad photo I remember that shit

Fucks sake I suppose we all have to post dece photos now for dipshit to use and he’ll still pick the worst ones cause he’s a cunt

maybe one of the most awful things I've read, and I didn't even come close to finishing it

Did anyone else read that screenshot of the article in a Carrie of sex and the city voice? His writing is terrible smh

listen to cosmic psychos

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #568 on: February 03, 2026, 09:58:43 PM »
I wonder how bummed he’d be if he realized no one thinks about him when he’s not making a huge fucking spectacle out of exploiting someone else’s trauma.

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that part, like sorry bronk but if dude can't even explain why the weekend buzz really ended everything else is just trauma exploitation

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #569 on: February 04, 2026, 12:05:36 AM »


Did anyone else read that screenshot of the article in a Carrie of sex and the city voice? His writing is terrible smh

"Big was posting mad fits, fuccboi, but across town i was having a fit, posting, and mad as fuck, boy"

It's good that he's airing out these scumbags but relitigating forum beef and being so reflexively defensive when people criticize how he's acted detracts from that work.
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what quality posts do you have under your umbrella son of a bitch