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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #600 on: February 17, 2026, 04:57:30 PM »
stink adopting this brand of virtue signalling white knight journalism to cover up his own past misdeeds makes all the sense in the world.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #601 on: February 17, 2026, 05:00:23 PM »
“Dang, Burman!” - someone probably

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #602 on: February 17, 2026, 05:09:47 PM »
Last time I was witness to a dissection that thorough was when I sat in on a lab in medical school.
Ouch!
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I was thinking it was the sequel to Tupac’s Hit ‘Em Up

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #603 on: February 17, 2026, 06:50:32 PM »
I don’t think we need to watch an almost 2 hour long video about how much of a dork Rob the Brinkle is. We already knew this.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #604 on: February 17, 2026, 08:06:55 PM »
I don’t think we need to watch an almost 2 hour long video about how much of a dork Rob the Brinkle is. We already knew this.

It’s nothing that can’t be put on 1.5x speed

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #605 on: February 17, 2026, 10:08:31 PM »
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I don’t think we need to watch an almost 2 hour long video about how much of a dork Rob the Brinkle is. We already knew this.
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It’s nothing that can’t be put on 1.5x speed

GH's voice would be even more grating at that speed.

I enjoyed this take down of juicy boy though

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #606 on: February 17, 2026, 11:17:09 PM »
Watching that video and already knowing all that information has made me realise I spend way too much time looking at Slap

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #607 on: February 18, 2026, 05:46:02 AM »
Loved GHs video but can’t help but feel weird about the battle for moral high ground.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #608 on: February 18, 2026, 06:09:38 AM »
Loved GHs video but can’t help but feel weird about the battle for moral high ground.
ITS NOT A BATTLE FOR MORAL HIGH GROUND ITS CALLING OUT AN ACTIVE AND HARMFUL ABUSER
WHOSE HOBBY IS RUINING PEOPLES LIVES… LIKE WHY IS LONGBALLS POSTING MORE ABOUT DANE? YOU CANT ULTRA-CANCEL SOMEONE, HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED, WILL HE OMLY BE SATISFIED IF DANE KILLS HIMSELF?
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #609 on: February 18, 2026, 06:47:55 AM »
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Loved GHs video but can’t help but feel weird about the battle for moral high ground.
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ITS NOT A BATTLE FOR MORAL HIGH GROUND ITS CALLING OUT AN ACTIVE AND HARMFUL ABUSER
WHOSE HOBBY IS RUINING PEOPLES LIVES… LIKE WHY IS LONGBALLS POSTING MORE ABOUT DANE? YOU CANT ULTRA-CANCEL SOMEONE, HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED, WILL HE OMLY BE SATISFIED IF DANE KILLS HIMSELF?

Dane was literally talking to a minor. DaBrinky is insane but I’m not gonna disregard that Chris was abusing Christine and Dane was talking to minors.

You right you can’t ultra cancel someone but I think there’s stuff to be learned about all this. There’s resources to help people in these types of situations.resources like the YWCA Finding help and preventing this stuff from getting worse is where DaBrinky really dropped the ball.

After watching GH’s video, that’s my biggest take away. DaBrinky set himself up to be called out because he wants control and wants people to pay the way he thinks is righteous. I think the focus should be identifying abuse warning signs and how to get help. Christine and Yasmin are examples where they couldn’t get help and if they were able to get help or talk to someone it could have been addressed sooner.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #610 on: February 18, 2026, 07:22:07 AM »
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Loved GHs video but can’t help but feel weird about the battle for moral high ground.
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ITS NOT A BATTLE FOR MORAL HIGH GROUND ITS CALLING OUT AN ACTIVE AND HARMFUL ABUSER
WHOSE HOBBY IS RUINING PEOPLES LIVES… LIKE WHY IS LONGBALLS POSTING MORE ABOUT DANE? YOU CANT ULTRA-CANCEL SOMEONE, HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED, WILL HE OMLY BE SATISFIED IF DANE KILLS HIMSELF?
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Dane was literally talking to a minor. DaBrinky is insane but I’m not gonna disregard that Chris was abusing Christine and Dane was talking to minors.

You right you can’t ultra cancel someone but I think there’s stuff to be learned about all this. There’s resources to help people in these types of situations.resources like the YWCA Finding help and preventing this stuff from getting worse is where DaBrinky really dropped the ball.

After watching GH’s video, that’s my biggest take away. DaBrinky set himself up to be called out because he wants control and wants people to pay the way he thinks is righteous. I think the focus should be identifying abuse warning signs and how to get help. Christine and Yasmin are examples where they couldn’t get help and if they were able to get help or talk to someone it could have been addressed sooner.
YOU DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION SO I WILL ASK IT IN A MORE CLEAR FASHION: WHAT DOES LONG BALLS HAVE TO GAIN BY POSTING EVEN MORE ABOUT WASHED UP DANE BURMAN AFTER HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN DROPPED FROM HIS SPONSORS AND EFFECTIVELY BLACKLISTED FROM SKATEBOARDING? WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS GOAL IS?

(FUCK DANE BURMAN AND CHRIS COLE TIL TUESDAY BTW NOT EXCUSING WHAT HE DID)

ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT IF YOUR BIGGEST TAKEAWAY FROM JOA'S VID IS "THIS GUY DIDN'T DO HIS DUE DILIGENCE AND POST RESOURCES" AND NOT "THIS GUY IS A FUCKING CREEPY PEST WHO USES VICTIMS AS A SHIELD AS HE GETS REVENGE ON THE SKATE INDUSTRY FOR WHATEVER FUCKING GRIEVANCES HE STILL HAS AND SHOULD BE DISCREDITED IMMEDIATELY" YOU MIGHT BE BEYOND HELP
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #611 on: February 18, 2026, 07:33:35 AM »
Go outside

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #612 on: February 18, 2026, 07:34:59 AM »
Bink posted a story saying that he believes in "transparency and accountability" whilst simultaneously disabling the comments section on his Instagram.
He had no issue with having them open while other dudes were being flamed.
What a pussy.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #613 on: February 18, 2026, 07:48:16 AM »
I think what I got out of this was that certain individuals got away with really bad behavior for a while and no one in the industry held them accountable. Unfortunately, the self appointed person making these people accountable turned out to be a really immoral person as well and took himself too seriously to the point he started attacking anyone and everyone who called out his bad behavior. Ultimately, what goes around comes around.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #614 on: February 18, 2026, 08:12:47 AM »
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Loved GHs video but can’t help but feel weird about the battle for moral high ground.
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ITS NOT A BATTLE FOR MORAL HIGH GROUND ITS CALLING OUT AN ACTIVE AND HARMFUL ABUSER
WHOSE HOBBY IS RUINING PEOPLES LIVES… LIKE WHY IS LONGBALLS POSTING MORE ABOUT DANE? YOU CANT ULTRA-CANCEL SOMEONE, HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED, WILL HE OMLY BE SATISFIED IF DANE KILLS HIMSELF?
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Dane was literally talking to a minor. DaBrinky is insane but I’m not gonna disregard that Chris was abusing Christine and Dane was talking to minors.

You right you can’t ultra cancel someone but I think there’s stuff to be learned about all this. There’s resources to help people in these types of situations.resources like the YWCA Finding help and preventing this stuff from getting worse is where DaBrinky really dropped the ball.

After watching GH’s video, that’s my biggest take away. DaBrinky set himself up to be called out because he wants control and wants people to pay the way he thinks is righteous. I think the focus should be identifying abuse warning signs and how to get help. Christine and Yasmin are examples where they couldn’t get help and if they were able to get help or talk to someone it could have been addressed sooner.
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YOU DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION SO I WILL ASK IT IN A MORE CLEAR FASHION: WHAT DOES LONG BALLS HAVE TO GAIN BY POSTING EVEN MORE ABOUT WASHED UP DANE BURMAN AFTER HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN DROPPED FROM HIS SPONSORS AND EFFECTIVELY BLACKLISTED FROM SKATEBOARDING? WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS GOAL IS?

(FUCK DANE BURMAN AND CHRIS COLE TIL TUESDAY BTW NOT EXCUSING WHAT HE DID)

ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT IF YOUR BIGGEST TAKEAWAY FROM JOA'S VID IS "THIS GUY DIDN'T DO HIS DUE DILIGENCE AND POST RESOURCES" AND NOT "THIS GUY IS A FUCKING CREEPY PEST WHO USES VICTIMS AS A SHIELD AS HE GETS REVENGE ON THE SKATE INDUSTRY FOR WHATEVER FUCKING GRIEVANCES HE STILL HAS AND SHOULD BE DISCREDITED IMMEDIATELY" YOU MIGHT BE BEYOND HELP

I don’t know what Robert hopes to gain by continuing to call out Dane. Probably doesn’t want to let it fizzle out and wants to be known as the guy calling out the skate industry.

Discredit him how? By throwing out what he brought up about Dane and Chris because he was a vile person as well?

Can I not agree with GH and also try to identify where DaBrinky could have improved?

DaBrinky is Weaponizing cancel culture with no redemption. Maybe Dane and Chris can learn and improve. Shit maybe even DaBrinky can learn and improve.

Christine said the best solution is to prevent this stuff from getting worse by identifying the red flags and getting victims help when they need it.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #615 on: February 18, 2026, 08:26:31 AM »
Blinky has gone full transparency and made his Instagram private.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #616 on: February 18, 2026, 08:34:53 AM »
One thing that really hit me during Hater's video is the pure AMOUNT of email/messaging Br0nk is capable of sending out... during the forum outage, I was kinda scrambling around trying to contact HS staff and figure out what was going on, and as to the "why" we were down, I entertained the possibility that he had threatened HS with some legal action. I'd mentioned on Reddit that I was looking into everything (as best I could as an out of state non employee) and he started hitting me up on IG as if I were definitively casting blame on him. I wound up blocking him because aside from having a full time career and life, my wife and I are caregiving for my mom... anyway, this would have been around the time of the 30-something posts about Andrew.

Does he not sleep?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #617 on: February 18, 2026, 09:40:50 AM »
One thing that really hit me during Hater's video is the pure AMOUNT of email/messaging Br0nk is capable of sending out... during the forum outage, I was kinda scrambling around trying to contact HS staff and figure out what was going on, and as to the "why" we were down, I entertained the possibility that he had threatened HS with some legal action. I'd mentioned on Reddit that I was looking into everything (as best I could as an out of state non employee) and he started hitting me up on IG as if I were definitively casting blame on him. I wound up blocking him because aside from having a full time career and life, my wife and I are caregiving for my mom... anyway, this would have been around the time of the 30-something posts about Andrew.

Does he not sleep?

Same, someone pointed out in the GH thread that said his amounts of spamming were just like Baby Reindeer which is spot on IMO

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #618 on: February 18, 2026, 10:07:52 AM »
I can’t wait for the inevitable part two
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #619 on: February 18, 2026, 10:35:47 AM »
Does he not sleep?
lil jobless rich boys never have to go to bed
never have to learn how to get along with people
...why do that when you're better than everyone and make more money than them?

all he does is go to the hand lotion store, grooms & interacts with future & past victims alike, and chills with other rich California-based, socially-acceptable predators

John Travolta is giving his nuts a good stretching as you read this




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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #620 on: February 18, 2026, 10:46:04 AM »
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Does he not sleep?
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lil jobless rich boys never have to go to bed
never have to learn how to get along with people
...why do that when you're better than everyone and make more money than them?

all he does is go to the hand lotion store, grooms & interacts with future & past victims alike, and chills with other rich California-based, socially-acceptable predators

John Travolta is giving his nuts a good stretching as you read this



The harassment tactics definitely seem out of the Scientology playbook 🤔

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #621 on: February 18, 2026, 01:22:15 PM »
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joa's overdubs really break the immersion for me, but i did sit through the whole thing
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The immersion?? This aint scorsese bro we’re watching a zoomer meme the biggest dumbass on this website
he makes Scorsese look amateur. on second thought he voiceover is an obvious artistic choice. a statement about the incongruity of epiphany and a nod to the effort required for world building of this magnitude. truly our generations guiding light. thank you Gifted Hated

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #622 on: February 19, 2026, 02:39:31 AM »
Joa's video was great, incredible research and fact finding exposing hypocritical behavior
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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #623 on: February 19, 2026, 03:48:22 AM »
this video was probably an insane amount of work and as someone who spent 30 years consuming skate media i have never witnessed any critical journalism as of such quality as GH when he gets serious about something.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #624 on: February 19, 2026, 10:49:09 AM »
Just imagine what gh's gmail, whatsapp, ig, Twitter, patreon inboxes look like as boblong⚽️⚾️ unravels

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #625 on: February 19, 2026, 01:04:46 PM »
Has Longballs made any statement or comment after GH's video?

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #626 on: February 19, 2026, 01:30:00 PM »
Has Longballs made any statement or comment after GH's video?


He posted a video of himself swallowing his long balls then pulling them out of his asshole and letting them just awkwardly dangle for what I imagine will be the rest of his life.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #627 on: February 19, 2026, 11:56:43 PM »
I always got the vibe that Rob Brlnk was a strange guy, even when I was a 15 year old kid watching Weekend Buzz. But now as an adult man I can truly realise just how depraved and perverted he is.

Those short stories on his blog and the way he wrote about Sky Ferreira as a child were quite disturbing. In no way should someone who publicly describes a 16-year old as a “V-Card holding model” after making serious paedophilic sexual innuendos be allowed to call themselves an “ally” (whatever that really means). This is really all I needed to see, GH’s video simply could’ve been a 20 second screenshot of Rob’s own “writing”, for me to form an opinion in this regard.

Skateboarding always has had a young, deviant culture. But Rob was always an older man in the industry who should have known better than to use his power and influence to stroke his ego (and seemingly, other things).

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #628 on: February 20, 2026, 05:57:15 AM »
Imagine being a 50 year old dude, engaging with this much teenybopper online drama and being at the losing end of it.

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Re: The Jamie Thomas & Dane Burman Thread
« Reply #629 on: February 20, 2026, 06:22:06 AM »
My friend sent me an this chat with RobertILoveRomanPolanksiBrink

https://streamable.com/g9o41w

He is soooooooo stupid. Joa says in the video that jamie thomas sent him the emails. its mind boggling how dumb this guy is