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funny security gaurd
« on: May 26, 2007, 12:23:14 PM »
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2007, 12:50:46 PM »
suck fucking pussy.

listening to a guy who probably still lives with his mom.
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2007, 01:38:04 PM »
How many wrestling move did he tried to pull on that kid. 



fucking nerd with handcuffs
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2007, 01:45:39 PM »
I seriously would have punched that guy. What a prick.
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2007, 01:55:45 PM »
they cuffed them for that? and why the fuck was he so intense about the get on the ground shit
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2007, 02:05:51 PM »
ABP many times but still shockingly gay.
The kid could have just split, how many people would have sat there and took that from that pissant?
Fuck motherfuckers like that.
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2007, 02:47:11 PM »
was that a gun or some fucking walkie-talkie he had while he was headlocking that kid?

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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2007, 09:43:26 PM »
why the fuck didnt those kids run?
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2007, 10:06:24 PM »
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i was thinking that too, the security like went and stood off to the side. They could have easily got away.
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2007, 10:12:29 PM »
run nigga run
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2007, 10:26:57 PM »
Ha, laugh in security guard's faces. You can just casually walk off and all they can do is pull out there flash light or call the real cops as you jet.
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2007, 10:30:20 PM »
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i was thinking that too, the security like went and stood off to the side. They could have easily got away.

seriously, those kids are idiots
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2007, 10:33:31 PM »
they have no authority. You can run and if you get caught I doubt it can be resisting arrest. fucking chump ass pussy. I hate when they start spazzing out
like a skater skates with a gun in his pocket. Give me a fucking break. Fucking geek got punked his whole life so now he thinks he's hot shit with a rent a badge.
Why tell him he can't move? It's fucking skating not a bank robbery. What a loser!
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2007, 11:47:23 PM »
Quote from: andrew4lyfe on May 26, 2007, 09:43:26 PM
why the fuck didnt those kids run?

maybe cuz they had a light and generator set up
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2007, 12:58:14 AM »
wow, that got me too bummed
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2007, 05:58:12 AM »
that was funny as fuck.that guard was straight out of taxi driver.he was a prick but why did that kid obey him?either way what  a freak. bet he gets tons of　pussy."ok, on the get on the ground.now i'll insert my regulation size penis"...
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2007, 07:53:42 AM »
What a bunch of pussies, I would have told the guy to go fuck himself grabbed my stuff and split. I bet that kook failed police academy.
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Re: funny security gaurd
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2007, 01:04:12 PM »
i hate when security guards act like cops.
i would of ran
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