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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #270 on: January 25, 2026, 07:33:41 AM »


I haven't seen any discourse yet over the unveiling of the latest team graphics for PSL. Which AI Generated team name and logo most resonates with y'all?? The two SS bolts mashed with the letter H is pretty fire, but I like the tasteful simplicity of Lithium and with it's periodic table counterpart. Tropics looks pretty ill too but Trevor looks on the verge of tears in the jersey so that's putting me off a bit.
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What the actual fuck is this? This is skateboarding in the wrong hands.

Thank god nobody will give a shit and it will fail. Please let it financially cripple Mike Mo so I never have to hear about another one of his grifts ever again.

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #271 on: January 25, 2026, 10:47:19 AM »
Which jersey have you guys spend your 70 bucks on? I'm going for Midler's. Lithium till I die. Any Soldiers fans want to have a punch up before the game?

Genius move to have all teams wear black jerseys by the way. If they'd wear different colours, and each team was easily identifiable, it would look like a generic sports event. Mike Mo knows how to keep the purity of it all.

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #272 on: January 25, 2026, 11:05:00 AM »
Team soldiers and another one with nazi runes... disgusting is the most positive i can come up with.
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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #273 on: January 25, 2026, 11:21:07 AM »
wtf theres no way thats Trevor Colden

EDIT: alright they removed it because its just Art.

Anyway, looking at the site and seeing all the statistics and "differentials" makes me hate this fucking thing. Who fucking cares, just let them play fucking skate. Mo is a fucking moron.
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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #274 on: January 25, 2026, 11:39:55 AM »
PSL: Penis Soft League.

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #275 on: January 25, 2026, 02:07:03 PM »
mike and sean malto want to turn street skateboarding into some ivy league golf club bullshit. the former pro skater turned golfer archetype is the worst.

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #276 on: January 25, 2026, 05:55:42 PM »
PSL: Penis Soft League.

I wonder what SHS stands for. That team's only got PRod for now, so...Switch Heeling Seniors? Slightly Histrionic Skaters? Some Has-been Sideshows? Squad of Hispanic Swingers? Sad and Horny Singles?

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #277 on: January 25, 2026, 06:48:38 PM »
who cares

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #278 on: January 25, 2026, 09:24:36 PM »
Maybe I just don’t understand the concept but I just see this as… why. Isn’t skating by nature individualistic?

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #279 on: January 25, 2026, 10:59:10 PM »
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PSL: Penis Soft League.
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I wonder what SHS stands for. That team's only got PRod for now, so...Switch Heeling Seniors? Slightly Histrionic Skaters? Some Has-been Sideshows? Squad of Hispanic Swingers? Sad and Horny Singles?

It’s the name of Paul, Scuba Steve, and Spanky’s skate crew from when they were all much younger and they’ve all sworn they won’t reveal what it stands for. It’s been asked in multiple interviews.

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #280 on: January 26, 2026, 09:46:07 AM »
This is not skateboarding

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #281 on: January 28, 2026, 07:33:07 PM »

Spent all that time and money renovating the Crail warehouse just to bring it back to Prods park. Not sure why they didn’t just do it there from the get go. I know most people don’t want to see this succeed, but I’m hoping for the best. At this point my expectations aren’t too high. Overall I enjoyed watching the first match though, hopefully this season is a good watch.




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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #282 on: January 28, 2026, 08:46:59 PM »
I feel bad for them having to move it.  Love the idea or not they did put a lot of work into it… was it a permit thing? 

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #283 on: January 28, 2026, 09:15:25 PM »
I know I shouldn’t laugh but , this dumbass is really about to lose his house over a game of skate.
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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #284 on: January 28, 2026, 11:32:13 PM »
fuck that guy

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #285 on: January 29, 2026, 12:37:36 AM »
I wonder what unforeseen really means in this case. Probably found out yesterday that you need permits and security measures to host a selling event.

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #286 on: January 29, 2026, 05:13:33 AM »
mike lost all his skateboard hoodies in the wash so they had to delay the event

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #287 on: January 29, 2026, 07:36:50 AM »

why they got ishod positioned like that? looks a little creepy haha

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #288 on: January 29, 2026, 01:10:40 PM »
I know I shouldn’t laugh but , this dumbass is really about to lose his house over a game of skate.
this was probably all a last ditch effort to not lose the house to begin with

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #289 on: January 29, 2026, 03:56:45 PM »
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I know I shouldn’t laugh but , this dumbass is really about to lose his house over a game of skate.
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this was probably all a last ditch effort to not lose the house to begin with

Insane to have a house you could probably pull a few mill of equity out of to either chuck in a high yield savings account and live on the interest or just rent out to some tech evangelist and instead bet it on games of skate, something the berries and x games have already failed to make money on

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #290 on: January 29, 2026, 07:51:01 PM »
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I know I shouldn’t laugh but , this dumbass is really about to lose his house over a game of skate.
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this was probably all a last ditch effort to not lose the house to begin with
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Insane to have a house you could probably pull a few mill of equity out of to either chuck in a high yield savings account and live on the interest or just rent out to some tech evangelist and instead bet it on games of skate, something the berries and x games have already failed to make money on
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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #291 on: January 29, 2026, 08:02:31 PM »
Once I saw they tore out a really fun looking crail park I knew that it would fail

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #292 on: January 29, 2026, 09:50:05 PM »
Once I saw they tore out a really fun looking crail park I knew that it would fail

I thought that a few times. They really let him get rid of that whole setup for a set of stairs? Crazy.

But also, why the fuck would you be building the concrete structure for an intended ongoing event days before it. You're not bumping in and out of a stadium like Street League. Like, should this not have been built at the end of last year?
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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #293 on: January 30, 2026, 07:26:30 AM »
Poopy shart logs

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #294 on: January 31, 2026, 12:17:01 PM »
mike mo is uncle rico if uncle rico was too insecure to throw a ball.

i wish psl luck but everything mo touches feels like a super cynical hustle on the scene that made him
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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #295 on: January 31, 2026, 07:03:45 PM »
I wonder how much money he lost on cryptos and NFT’s

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #296 on: January 31, 2026, 07:15:21 PM »
They should make the whole event around a pole jam. Let’s see you pinch a crook jamming into that, Jamie

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #297 on: February 01, 2026, 02:12:43 AM »


Vincent Milou has dropped out due to “scheduling conflicts” lmao the OUT font in all caps looks super salty and it’s a pic of his shit eating grin

Shits dead on arrival guys , the two best skaters are out and you messed up securing your course. Did anyone else drop?

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #298 on: February 01, 2026, 02:26:08 AM »
Grand Opening Grand Closing

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Re: What is PSL Skateboarding
« Reply #299 on: February 01, 2026, 04:26:16 AM »
GH said the rumor is crail is behind on rent and once the landlord caught wind of the event he said not here