Roger Bagley - Jenkem Interview

[elbarto]

DEAD SKULL SURPRISE

1 medium sized onion
1 bouillon cube (beef or chicken)
1 lump of butter
1 handful of peppers, spices or other con- coction of fire.

Take the onion (skull), peel it, then dig a big hole in the top. Not too big. Stuff the but-ter in along with the bouillon and the remaining ingredients, then cap with the innards of the onion. Wrap the skull in foil. Preheat
oven, maybe 350°, for about five minutes. Put in skull, wait until it's extremely tender,
then take it out of the oven. Eat it layer by
layer, but take off the foil first.

I used to make these over the backyard fire all the time, called em Bullionions. So fuckin good.

[tweak]

I never post anymore but this thread made me want to write something.

Damn.

This situation has only helped highlight to me how hard it is to accurately judge what people are really like online (yeah I can hear you all saying "no sh!t man"). This and all the other dumb shit stupid popular skaters are doing now days (or being called out for) is just depressing, much of my happy childhood nostalgia has been slowly taken away.

Roger was the only person I could stand listening to on the nine club (outside the guests) because he actually brought something to the conversation with his knowledge of skate culture and his bitter (but realistic) views on working within the industry.
I read the Jenkem interview the other day and as I got to the part talking about guests on the show I needed to read it back a few times because it really sounded like something the opposite of what I assumed he would say (given his past remarks on the show), but then I also realised I actually know nothing about him and he in fact could just be an intolerant guy or a f#cking moron... Lets face it, he contradicted himself like four times in that interview with his take on things versus his alignments/ real world actions. 
 
This situation has only helped highlight to me how backwards and intolerant a lot of the skate culture/industry is, even those who I assumed were fairly level headed and it's sad.

[Stu Pickles]

roger if you cant see why someone being good at skateboarding doesnt give them a pass for being a piece of shit, then fuck you.

nine club sucks, havnt watched an episode since they laughed off wade D calling covid fake

[jgonzalez]

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DEAD SKULL SURPRISE

1 medium sized onion
1 bouillon cube (beef or chicken)
1 lump of butter
1 handful of peppers, spices or other con- coction of fire.

Take the onion (skull), peel it, then dig a big hole in the top. Not too big. Stuff the but-ter in along with the bouillon and the remaining ingredients, then cap with the innards of the onion. Wrap the skull in foil. Preheat
oven, maybe 350°, for about five minutes. Put in skull, wait until it's extremely tender,
then take it out of the oven. Eat it layer by
layer, but take off the foil first.

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Yo what the actual fuck? We got recipe bots now?

I hope it’s Ben Kadow

[Paul Cicero]

roger if you cant see why someone being good at skateboarding doesnt give them a pass for being a piece of shit, then fuck you.

nine club sucks, havnt watched an episode since they laughed off wade D calling covid fake

timestamp or link, please?

Also, you absolutely hit the nail on the head.

[Chavo]

DEAD SKULL SURPRISE

1 medium sized onion
1 bouillon cube (beef or chicken)
1 lump of butter
1 handful of peppers, spices or other con- coction of fire.

Take the onion (skull), peel it, then dig a big hole in the top. Not too big. Stuff the but-ter in along with the bouillon and the remaining ingredients, then cap with the innards of the onion. Wrap the skull in foil. Preheat
oven, maybe 350°, for about five minutes. Put in skull, wait until it's extremely tender,
then take it out of the oven. Eat it layer by
layer, but take off the foil first.

This recipe was in the first Thrasher I subscribed to. As an 11-year old, I wondered what I got myself into.

[BALARGUE]

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DEAD SKULL SURPRISE

1 medium sized onion
1 bouillon cube (beef or chicken)
1 lump of butter
1 handful of peppers, spices or other con- coction of fire.

Take the onion (skull), peel it, then dig a big hole in the top. Not too big. Stuff the but-ter in along with the bouillon and the remaining ingredients, then cap with the innards of the onion. Wrap the skull in foil. Preheat
oven, maybe 350°, for about five minutes. Put in skull, wait until it's extremely tender,
then take it out of the oven. Eat it layer by
layer, but take off the foil first.

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Yo what the actual fuck? We got recipe bots now?

[close]

I, Chef-Boy-Am-I-Hungry, am not a bot.

Are you Brinkatron ?

[Skarfing Material]

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DEAD SKULL SURPRISE

1 medium sized onion
1 bouillon cube (beef or chicken)
1 lump of butter
1 handful of peppers, spices or other con- coction of fire.

Take the onion (skull), peel it, then dig a big hole in the top. Not too big. Stuff the but-ter in along with the bouillon and the remaining ingredients, then cap with the innards of the onion. Wrap the skull in foil. Preheat
oven, maybe 350°, for about five minutes. Put in skull, wait until it's extremely tender,
then take it out of the oven. Eat it layer by
layer, but take off the foil first.

[close]

Yo what the actual fuck? We got recipe bots now?

[close]

I, Chef-Boy-Am-I-Hungry, am not a bot.

[close]

Are you Brinkatron ?

In the immortal words of fuck that guy; fuck that guy.

[argggghhhhhhh]

Dear rog,
 I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my slap handle at the bottom
I sent two DM's back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem at the nine club social media interns office or something
Sometimes I send emoji's too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's Chris Roberts?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her steezus
I read about your Uncle kelly too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over a stressful TM job at soletech
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with bam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Eldy too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

[Jacintos Praying Mantis]

Dear rog,
 I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my slap handle at the bottom
I sent two DM's back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem at the nine club social media interns office or something
Sometimes I send emoji's too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's Chris Roberts?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her steezus
I read about your Uncle kelly too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over a stressful TM job at soletech
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with bam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Eldy too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

Easily the best thing I've seen on the internet in 2025

[dstrytruitt]

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DEAD SKULL SURPRISE

1 medium sized onion
1 bouillon cube (beef or chicken)
1 lump of butter
1 handful of peppers, spices or other con- coction of fire.

Take the onion (skull), peel it, then dig a big hole in the top. Not too big. Stuff the but-ter in along with the bouillon and the remaining ingredients, then cap with the innards of the onion. Wrap the skull in foil. Preheat
oven, maybe 350°, for about five minutes. Put in skull, wait until it's extremely tender,
then take it out of the oven. Eat it layer by
layer, but take off the foil first.

[close]

Yo what the actual fuck? We got recipe bots now?

[close]

I, Chef-Boy-Am-I-Hungry, am not a bot.

[close]

Are you Brinkatron ?

[close]

In the immortal words of fuck that guy; fuck that guy.

no one confirmed.

[hotservicedeli]

Answering “yes” to someone saying the words, “Are you ready and willing to be hypnotized?” isn’t my idea of passing a test.

[TelethonJohn]

I'd suggest a response to his little "damned if you do, damned if you don't" conundrum with a reminder that you can have controversial or embattled guests without handling them with white cotton gloves. They actually tried to do it with Jason Jessee, and Roger had something of a little Joseph Welch moment. That interview was a 3 hour disaster that was mostly absolute nonsense, but to Roger's credit, he didn't hide his frustration and tried to get Jessee to address his past racist and homophobic remarks and swastikas and the rest of it. He didn't really, but to my knowledge, that's the only moment in the history of that show where someone sacked up. No idea what happened to that Roger. Dude just sounds sad and angry and bitter now.

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Roger Brinkley

[moonordie]

Roger Brinkley

Wonder how long until a pal pops up with that user name.

[Paul Cicero]

Dear rog,
 I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my slap handle at the bottom
I sent two DM's back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem at the nine club social media interns office or something
Sometimes I send emoji's too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's Chris Roberts?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her steezus
I read about your Uncle kelly too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over a stressful TM job at soletech
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with bam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Eldy too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

LOL 😂😂😂

[Donkey Lips]

You guys got Rog out here retweeting inspirational platitudes like a recently divorced mother.

[Tony Caulk]

You guys got Rog out here retweeting inspirational platitudes like a recently divorced mother.

We're getting subtweeted by a 50 yr old maga who sleeps on a floor instead of in bed with his partner.

[botefdunn]

Dear rog,
 I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my slap handle at the bottom
I sent two DM's back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem at the nine club social media interns office or something
Sometimes I send emoji's too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's Chris Roberts?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her steezus
I read about your Uncle kelly too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over a stressful TM job at soletech
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with bam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Eldy too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

gnargggghhhhhhhed

[neonbrown]

[Paul Cicero]

HAHA - This thread is getting good!

[ToySanta]

Fuckin gnars all around! Brilliant!

Is that the sound of the world’s smallest violin? Cab’s tears after yet another woman curb stomped his heart? Yoshi struggling with his gazelle flip? Why, no,  it’s Roger Bagley against the mighty machine of the Slap Pals Cyberbullies!

[moonordie]

*Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.*

Chill guys 😆 (don't)

[tuesday]

GenAi is next level deep. Asking to summarize the meaning of the text:

[somethingmustbreaknow]

talk the talk ... walk the walk ... rog the rog

[DERBY]

[DJHeath1]

talk the talk ... walk the walk ... rog the rog

Crob the Crob?

[Síota]

This is turning in to a classic slap thread...op never delete this. Heavy gnars on the last few pages

[argggghhhhhhh]

It's ok rog... Every goat stumbles now and then

[Alan]

OMG