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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #480 on: August 31, 2007, 03:40:39 PM »
I sometimes wish I had a high paying job so that I could drive a nice car and wear nice clothes and party with nice people in nice houses.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #481 on: August 31, 2007, 04:54:34 PM »
[youtube=425,350]a9CcotpUrB0[/youtube]
Make sure the volume's up.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #482 on: September 01, 2007, 03:12:50 PM »
This made me grin and fake a shitty laugh to myself.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #483 on: September 01, 2007, 03:43:47 PM »
i just walked out the door and got hit by bird shit on my arm.   >:( >:( >:(

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #484 on: September 01, 2007, 03:47:20 PM »
Gettin' shitted on in real life and on the net!
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #485 on: September 01, 2007, 03:49:09 PM »
^^^
ZING!
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #486 on: September 01, 2007, 03:53:24 PM »
apparently its considered good luck to get hit with bird shit which means i'm bangin out tonys mom tonight.   
 

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #487 on: September 01, 2007, 03:55:11 PM »
 :'( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #488 on: September 01, 2007, 03:56:51 PM »
sorry, i forgot you got 2 dads.   ;D

i found a pic of his family before tony had his "operation" if you will.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #489 on: September 01, 2007, 04:00:57 PM »
H8R, I don't even have a comeback for such a shitty insult-if you can even call it that.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #490 on: September 01, 2007, 04:03:44 PM »
haha i'm just having fun, don't take me so seriously dood. 

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #491 on: September 01, 2007, 04:05:36 PM »
Oh yeah of course, I don't think anyone takes you seriously. ;D
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #492 on: September 01, 2007, 04:07:42 PM »
*adds to ignore list*   



























j/k   ;D

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #493 on: September 01, 2007, 04:52:50 PM »
tony cocks is agro,sorry buddy to be a normal dude and not cool enough for you,if i would have noticed this one i would have not started those other ones,i wonder who you are some skater that got,dissed growing up?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #494 on: September 01, 2007, 05:07:30 PM »
what the hell are you talking about?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #495 on: September 04, 2007, 06:48:58 PM »
After being all about the cords for nearly 2 years, I'm starting to like jeans again.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #496 on: September 04, 2007, 07:47:09 PM »
After being all about the cords for nearly 2 years, I'm starting to like jeans again.

its never too late to wear dickies

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #497 on: September 04, 2007, 08:35:10 PM »
so I am thinking about making this thread where I post weekly quotes from this dude that has been hanging around us. Basically he is this very confused closest homosexual that may be mildly regular. It's hard to explain the situation, but just admire the quotes....

"so like I heard on the news that like so many girls in grade 8 are giving mad head that they are getting stomach cancer, so they have to give out like shots and shit."- Evan

Directly after saying this my friends girlfriend got in an arguement about how you can't catch cancer. He got really offended and told us we would all look stupid when we hear about it.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #498 on: September 04, 2007, 08:52:48 PM »
so I am thinking about making this thread where I post weekly quotes from this dude that has been hanging around us. Basically he is this very confused closest homosexual that may be mildly regular. It's hard to explain the situation, but just admire the quotes....

"so like I heard on the news that like so many girls in grade 8 are giving mad head that they are getting stomach cancer, so they have to give out like shots and shit."- Evan

Directly after saying this my friends girlfriend got in an arguement about how you can't catch cancer. He got really offended and told us we would all look stupid when we hear about it.


Please make that a daily thing.
Kind of a quote of the day deal.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #499 on: September 04, 2007, 09:12:17 PM »
as often as he spits them out, I gotta start keeping a note book for this guy.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #500 on: September 04, 2007, 10:22:04 PM »
for bb's porn thread...

best steak i've ever made...

marinade: 1/4 cup beer, 2 tablespoons b. sugar, 2 tablespoons teriyaki sauce (i used yakisoba/bulldog sauce)

1) put salt, pepper, and garlic powder on steak, then let sit in marinade until it's time to put on grill

2) cut up onion and fry up med.  heat in a bit of olive oil w. frying pan.....while you'r doing this cut up mushrooms and throw them in too, they take less time to cook than the onion will...whole cloves are garlic are good too..let it cook forever...like 30 min...you want the shit almost burnt but not burnt..so you  might want to mess w. the heat...lower is better than higher...but yeah..it might take a bit....

3) start getting your pan, foreman's, bbq nice and hot for the steak.....

4) throw the marinade into pan that has the onion and garlic...let it cook down till it's bubbly and saucy...

5) cook your steak as much as you need to....3-6 min each side....serve it up w. the mushrooms, onions and sauce....

You might get clever and figure out how to do all this in one pan....it takes a bit to make this but it's super good...if you don't like mushrooms and onions.... do the marinade then after your steak is done, take it out and throw  the marinade in the pan to make the sauce.....


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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #501 on: September 04, 2007, 11:01:07 PM »
Damn, now I feel really hungry. Mabye I'll make that when I get my paycheck soon.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #502 on: September 04, 2007, 11:14:50 PM »
so I am thinking about making this thread where I post weekly quotes from this dude that has been hanging around us. Basically he is this very confused closest homosexual that may be mildly regular. It's hard to explain the situation, but just admire the quotes....

"so like I heard on the news that like so many girls in grade 8 are giving mad head that they are getting stomach cancer, so they have to give out like shots and shit."- Evan

Directly after saying this my friends girlfriend got in an arguement about how you can't catch cancer. He got really offended and told us we would all look stupid when we hear about it.


he's probably talking about the new vaccine for cervical cancer, which is actually a vaccine for the hpv virus (genital warts), which causes the vast majority of cervical cancer.  still, you can't get cancer from giving bj's, but you might get hpv from fucking, which can eventually develop into vag cancer. 

i once knew this guy who used to brag about raw dogging this chick, then he said she had cervical cancer.  i didn't have the heart to tell him that he probably exposed himself to genital warts.  i feel kinda bad about it, but hey, he shouldn't have been raw doggin some ho in the first place...

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #503 on: September 05, 2007, 07:59:48 AM »
fuuckk I was really hoping it was based on nothing. Anyway, on with the quotes.. so he comes over one time and invites my room mates over for dinner with his family. We have only known him a month, and some of my best friends have never invited me/come over for a family dinner. As they sit there and eat his pasta the conversation goes a little something like this.

Evan- "So guys, I was thinking, I got these 5 tickets to the Sass Jordan concert, do you guys want to go?"

Roomies- "Uh, I don't think so man."

E- "Man like you guys have to open your minds, try new things."

R- "Yah, I don't think so, it's just not anything we are into."

E- "COME ON, there will be chicks there."

R- "Yah, really old ones."

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #504 on: September 05, 2007, 08:04:33 AM »
i didnt know who sass jordan was, so i googled her and one of the first things that came up was a link to her myspace which described her as an experimental metal bluegrass player. id say go for it
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #505 on: September 05, 2007, 08:18:40 AM »
haha I am pretty sure she is an adult contemporary ex canadian idol judge

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #506 on: September 05, 2007, 08:21:15 AM »
during ww2 the government hid an aircraft manufacturing plant using camo netting and fake houses to make it look like a suburb, it'spretty tight.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #507 on: September 05, 2007, 08:55:54 AM »
Stand and Deliver, R.I.P. :(

Dude, I was gonna PM you back to say I hope you stick around. Dang

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #508 on: September 05, 2007, 08:57:08 AM »
Stand and Deliver, R.I.P. :(

Dude, I was gonna PM you back to say I hope you stick around. Dang

He peaced?

people are dropping like flies around here. why?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #509 on: September 05, 2007, 09:04:03 AM »
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Stand and Deliver, R.I.P. :(

Dude, I was gonna PM you back to say I hope you stick around. Dang
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He peaced?

people are dropping like flies around here. why?

Because of my bitchiness?