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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #630 on: November 14, 2007, 03:46:59 PM »
Anyone have any tips on getting a fake I.D.? Especially in Philly.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #631 on: November 14, 2007, 03:54:22 PM »
A year ago me and a friend of mine, who was 15 at the time, bought a bunch of forties using his older brother's I.D.
We just put his hood up, threw a cigarette behind his ear, and they sold them to us, no problem. Him and his brother didn't even look all that alike.

But yeah, I keep going back and forth about the I.D. thing. My brother turns 21 in nine months, so I may just hold out til then, but there's a liquor store that's literally a minute walk from my house and it keeps tempting me.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #632 on: November 14, 2007, 04:01:40 PM »
just go back in time 22 years from now, make a clone of yourself, put a GPS signal on new old you, go back to the future, meet up with new old you, take his ID and your set. just make sure you dont come home one day and he's eating dinner with your family
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #633 on: November 14, 2007, 05:51:53 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #634 on: November 18, 2007, 12:31:56 PM »
About how long was Fully Flared? Sorry if this has been answered on here already, but I try to stay out of the Fully Flared threads.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #635 on: November 25, 2007, 05:09:11 PM »
I hope this guy I went to high school with accepts my Facebook friend request. If he does, you can expect some amazing pictures in the MySpace thread.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #636 on: November 25, 2007, 05:23:43 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #637 on: November 25, 2007, 05:26:52 PM »
WTF

http://youporn.com/watch/328

It sounds like she says "Kill grandma" at the start of the video.

Also, somebody wanna write me a poem about Stonehenge? I really don't wanna do it.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #638 on: November 25, 2007, 05:34:50 PM »
Here You Go, My Ameribro.

Stonehenge Took 3000 Years To Build
In 1776, The British Were Killed
Is Stonehenge For Astronomy?
Is It A Religious Site?
Could It Be Exterrestrial?
In 1776, American Warships Raped Britain's Prized Vessel
Circular Stones We Shall Admire
Hard Work Made Men Perspire
Stonehenge's Location Is In The County Of Wiltshire
Too Bad In 1776 We Set Those Fucking Redcoats On Fire.
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AMERICA Ferrara, even her Mexican parents knew to name her after the greatest country.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #639 on: November 25, 2007, 05:40:15 PM »
I wound up just writing an awful one, but I'm dumb and got Stonehenge and Easter Island confused, so there are plentiful references to cannibalism in my poem. I think I'm just gonna send it as is, I don't feel like changing it.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #640 on: November 25, 2007, 05:41:11 PM »
Bro, If You Fail, You're Getting Deported.


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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #641 on: November 25, 2007, 07:31:16 PM »
man, other than steve nesser, the birdhouse video is baaaaad. it was all the same, atleast jeremy klein's part was bad in a different way.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #642 on: November 25, 2007, 08:08:54 PM »
at least jeremy klein's part was bad in a different way.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #643 on: November 26, 2007, 11:00:52 AM »
Has anyone done a bs 270 lipslide on a handrail, but come out fakie? I was thinking about that when I was falling asleep last night.

Also, is it true that in Canada they call "American cheese" "Canadian cheese"? That mediocre cheese is our namesake, you have no right to take it from us.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #644 on: November 26, 2007, 11:06:58 AM »
is it true in Ohio they call spaghetti-o's "chilli"?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #645 on: November 26, 2007, 12:04:10 PM »
I have seriously thought about this lately..    Do gay dudes get some kind of sexual satisfaction when they are taking a shit?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #646 on: November 26, 2007, 01:19:12 PM »
the singer from Quiet Riot just kicked the bucket

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #647 on: November 26, 2007, 02:20:10 PM »
is it true in Ohio they call spaghetti-o's "chilli"?
no
at least i've never heard anyone call it that

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #648 on: November 26, 2007, 02:22:09 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #649 on: November 26, 2007, 02:38:19 PM »
Has anyone done a bs 270 lipslide on a handrail, but come out fakie? I was thinking about that when I was falling asleep last night.

Also, is it true that in Canada they call "American cheese" "Canadian cheese"? That mediocre cheese is our namesake, you have no right to take it from us.

no, i dont know what cheese you are even referencing. cheddar?
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #650 on: November 26, 2007, 02:43:38 PM »
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Has anyone done a bs 270 lipslide on a handrail, but come out fakie? I was thinking about that when I was falling asleep last night.

Also, is it true that in Canada they call "American cheese" "Canadian cheese"? That mediocre cheese is our namesake, you have no right to take it from us.
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no, i dont know what cheese you are even referencing. cheddar?

Hmm, I've once again been led astray by NPR.

Here's the wiki page for American cheese, apparently it's sorta related to cheddar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese
It tastes like mediocrity.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #651 on: December 10, 2007, 10:26:27 PM »

david clarks got some nifty shit in here.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #652 on: December 15, 2007, 08:16:47 AM »
I can't afford to buy anyone Christmas gifts, and if I could, I'd probably just buy myself shit.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #653 on: December 15, 2007, 11:55:44 AM »
i miss the inbox section of slap
i havent got around to brushing my teeth yet
i want to engage in sexual intercourse with my girlfriend
i want to skate but its way windy outside so im just watching the bearcats and  valdasta state game
and i been thinking of ways i could fake my death

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #654 on: December 16, 2007, 02:32:47 AM »
i miss the inbox section of slap
i havent got around to brushing my teeth yet
i want to engage in sexual intercourse with my girlfriend
i want to skate but its way windy outside so im just watching the bearcats and  valdasta state game
and i been thinking of ways i could fake my death


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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #655 on: December 16, 2007, 08:10:48 AM »
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #656 on: January 01, 2008, 01:40:42 PM »
I live in Florida. My good friend Ola is moving back to Sweden in 5 days.  :'( 
I shot and edited this video as a tribute.
 
Ola's Horribly Wrong Day of Skateboarding
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #657 on: January 01, 2008, 01:59:57 PM »
I live in Florida. My good friend Ola is moving back to Sweden in 5 days.  :'( 
I shot and edited this video as a tribute.
 
Ola's Horribly Wrong Day of Skateboarding

best video i've seen on youtube in a long while. that switch hardflip was nuts!  long live the Ola

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #658 on: January 01, 2008, 02:34:14 PM »
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is it true in Ohio they call spaghetti-o's "chilli"?
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no
at least i've never heard anyone call it that
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i thought Ohio was just a legend

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #659 on: January 01, 2008, 03:44:55 PM »
my girl friend was staying at my parents house in jersey for a few days but she went back to long island today.  on one hand i am bummed that i dont have someone to have sex with nightly but on the other hand i get to skate more.  soon we're moving to berlin for a semester with a few other friends.  fuck yeahh