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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #660 on: January 02, 2008, 07:10:34 AM »
http://youporn.com/watch/114302

this guy makes the weirdest noise ive ever heard when he cums.....you guys have to hear this shit

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #661 on: January 02, 2008, 01:45:03 PM »





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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #662 on: January 03, 2008, 07:31:47 PM »
i want to get to 500 posts tonight

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #663 on: January 03, 2008, 07:33:44 PM »
i played poker for the first time last night

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #664 on: January 03, 2008, 10:06:51 PM »
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #665 on: January 03, 2008, 10:13:30 PM »

I am about as stoked as this guy today. Anal and a job promotion!!

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #666 on: January 07, 2008, 12:22:25 PM »
I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #667 on: January 07, 2008, 12:26:39 PM »
I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.

skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #668 on: January 07, 2008, 12:39:58 PM »
I put a cap a basehead that wanted to suck my dick for a hit. Twisted that niggas cap back fo real.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #669 on: January 07, 2008, 05:38:18 PM »
i saw alice cooper at a sushi restaurant...

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #670 on: January 07, 2008, 08:11:11 PM »
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
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skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.


Ali and I skated through the mall at like 11 at night on longboards
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #671 on: January 07, 2008, 11:00:15 PM »
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
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skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.
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Ali and I skated through the mall at like 11 at night on longboards

keep it down man, youre making us look bad

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #672 on: January 08, 2008, 06:15:44 AM »
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I dont really feel like going to work today. Oh by the way I work at a skateshop in the mall.
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skating around the mall while it was closed was ill though.
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Ali and I skated through the mall at like 11 at night on longboards
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keep it down man, youre making us look bad

ahah yeah that should go in the things you are stoked on but not stoked on thread
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #673 on: January 08, 2008, 07:56:23 AM »
i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.


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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #674 on: January 08, 2008, 08:10:09 AM »
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i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.


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Man that looks like an extremely luxurious diaper.

And you know you'd have some weird sweat issues wearing that business. Purple lint all over your balls and shit.

baby powder dude, baaaaaby powder.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #675 on: January 08, 2008, 05:39:45 PM »
Please wear it for one day at least.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #676 on: January 08, 2008, 06:42:51 PM »
There should be a slap bomb shelter in the event of nuclear war or whatever end of the world scenario that goes down. It would be complete with the following:

massive amount of food and drink including booze
the smoothest flatground with some marble ledges etc and a nice mini ramp
massive quantities of boards from all companies in every size along with trucks wheels etc
jailbait vault full of underage girls that is heavily rotated, and when a bitch turns 18 she gets turned into compost or some shit and new clones of hannah montana are grown in the slap lab
marijuanna farm
the internets so we can all talk about shelter life
full staff of robots keeping things clean and in order, robotting around and shit

bomb shelters are interesting

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #677 on: January 08, 2008, 06:48:11 PM »
You created Utopia.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #678 on: January 08, 2008, 07:08:30 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #679 on: January 09, 2008, 01:26:23 AM »
I fucking hate all of the sand / grit / salt they put on the ground in the winter.  My bearings are fucked, and I can't sleep.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #680 on: January 09, 2008, 04:37:01 AM »
i got my sleepign schedule back to normal in time for the end of the holiday but now i decided to just not sleep, so i guess i don't know why i put so much effort into it :X

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #681 on: January 09, 2008, 07:39:42 AM »
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i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.


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Man that looks like an extremely luxurious diaper.

And you know you'd have some weird sweat issues wearing that business. Purple lint all over your balls and shit.
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baby powder dude, baaaaaby powder.
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I dunno man, I just feel kind of weird thinking about purple velvet wedgies. If you do it though, we need a full report.

Got a litre of that shit sitting in the bag on my desk at home that I got form duty free. Cracking it friday and acting silly. And then yah maybe putting the sack on my sack.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #682 on: January 09, 2008, 07:43:40 AM »
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i've honestly been considering wearing a velvet crown royal bag on my nuts. Maybe douse some baby powder in it? It would eliminate sticking to your thigh or being jumbled up inbetween your legs, and they would sit comfortably on baby powdered velvet. And when i girl gets your pants off, tell me it wouldnt be awesome to have one on just to see her reaction.


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Man that looks like an extremely luxurious diaper.

And you know you'd have some weird sweat issues wearing that business. Purple lint all over your balls and shit.
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baby powder dude, baaaaaby powder.
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I dunno man, I just feel kind of weird thinking about purple velvet wedgies. If you do it though, we need a full report.
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Got a litre of that shit sitting in the bag on my desk at home that I got form duty free. Cracking it friday and acting silly. And then yah maybe putting the sack on my sack.

lets do this

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #683 on: January 09, 2008, 07:48:58 AM »
Drinking the whiskey or just putting this idea into practice? I have a feeling one comes after the other.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #684 on: January 09, 2008, 08:48:11 AM »
There should be a slap bomb shelter in the event of nuclear war or whatever end of the world scenario that goes down. It would be complete with the following:

massive amount of food and drink including booze
the smoothest flatground with some marble ledges etc and a nice mini ramp
massive quantities of boards from all companies in every size along with trucks wheels etc
jailbait vault full of underage girls that is heavily rotated, and when a bitch turns 18 she gets turned into compost or some shit and new clones of hannah montana are grown in the slap lab
marijuanna farm
the internets so we can all talk about shelter life
full staff of robots keeping things clean and in order, robotting around and shit

bomb shelters are interesting

lets just make a bio-dome and instead of just some ledges and a mini ramp, we can build the whackiest indoor park ever


i had to go to my doctor yesterday and i found out that somewhere along the lines, my immunization records got messed up. i had to get four shots and he jabbed them in the same hole. i have to go back in a month, then in three months to get the rest of them if i plan on going to college
i also stopped eating meat because lately i have been feeling like a complete wasteoid whenever i had it. i would feel sick to my stomach and really lazy/tired, so i just thought to myself "i'm over it"
i have also been wearing the same pair of clothes for the past two weeks without washing them
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #685 on: January 09, 2008, 11:01:33 AM »
I have this dream:

If I knew how to do it, Iīd love to create a website, Iīd call it something like www.spotguide.com or something, and it be a place where skateboarders can sign up and create a profile. And the purpose would be that I think every skateboarder loves skating with new people and showing around foreigners, giving them the tour and be the spotguide for their city. Maybe show them some cool bars n clubs for the night. Itīd be so cool. Whenever you went to a new city, you could contact someone from the website and heīd be your spotguide. Also if someone came to your city, youīd be their spotguide...I donīt know, but Iīm really stoked on the idea, maybe itīs just me...
What do you think?
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #686 on: January 09, 2008, 12:05:30 PM »
^  Ah fuck, everybody hates my idea.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #687 on: January 09, 2008, 12:11:37 PM »
yea, it could be www.blownspots.com

dont you remember the jamie pool incident?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #688 on: January 09, 2008, 12:18:20 PM »
yea, it could be www.blownspots.com

dont you remember the jamie pool incident?
yes, i know, thatīs the other side of it... but for example I think most slappals wouldnīt have a problem sharing their spots with other slappals...I never really got the "secret spot" thing though. I donīt understand why you would not want to have a session with people at a chill spot. Then again getting banned from spots doesnīt happen very much here, so maybe thatīs why i donīt care sharing spots...
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #689 on: January 09, 2008, 12:22:11 PM »
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yea, it could be www.blownspots.com

dont you remember the jamie pool incident?
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yes, i know, thatīs the other side of it... but for example I think most slappals wouldnīt have a problem sharing their spots with other slappals...I never really got the "secret spot" thing though. I donīt understand why you would not want to have a session with people at a chill spot. Then again getting banned from spots doesnīt happen very much here, so maybe thatīs why i donīt care sharing spots...
Not every skateboarder is cool, its sad but true. I would hate to show up to one of my fav spots and see some corey duffel looking fucks skating it and leaving their empty pbr cans and hairspray bottles all over. If you really want to skate a spot i'm sure you could find a tour guide.