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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #870 on: March 05, 2008, 11:44:30 PM »
Quote from: artichoke on March 05, 2008, 11:39:53 PM
Courtesy of Enjoi:

"Recently, teenage burnout and high school drop-out Nick Trapasso takes a little jab at DARKSTAR in a recent interview in a un-mentioned skateboard publication. He says, and I quote-" I'm definitely supporting the good companies for sure. I'm not trying to ride for DARKSTAR"..end quote. Well my brain fried little turd, that's just rude. I'm sure you will have a great life after skateboarding. Just be sure to get the orders right when you have to wait on tables, and smile or you won't get a good tip."

Big words coming from such an incredibly kooky company.


peep  http://www.darkstarwood.com/ and see the photo they put up on their blog "Nick Trapass-a-homo"


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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #871 on: March 06, 2008, 12:51:26 AM »
Quote from: artichoke on March 05, 2008, 11:39:53 PM
Courtesy of Enjoi:

"Recently, teenage burnout and high school drop-out Nick Trapasso takes a little jab at DARKSTAR in a recent interview in a un-mentioned skateboard publication. He says, and I quote-" I'm definitely supporting the good companies for sure. I'm not trying to ride for DARKSTAR"..end quote. Well my brain fried little turd, that's just rude. I'm sure you will have a great life after skateboarding. Just be sure to get the orders right when you have to wait on tables, and smile or you won't get a good tip."

Big words coming from such an incredibly kooky company.
way to make it sound like enjoi said it
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #872 on: March 06, 2008, 02:33:54 AM »
I'm under the impression Artichoke didn't know Darkstar originally wrote that.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #873 on: March 06, 2008, 04:25:27 AM »
"incredibly kooky company" implies otherwise
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #874 on: March 06, 2008, 06:17:47 AM »
You guys should come meet me at FDR after my job interview. We'll get warmed up and go cruise around the city. It's going to be perfect hoody weather this afternoon. Toodles.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #875 on: March 06, 2008, 06:21:49 AM »
what time? if its not prime time at fdr i want to skate except i have a crit until 4.

edit: and by that i mean im going to start drinking at noon and pass out in the parking lot of fdr
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Quote from: lenny on March 08, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #876 on: March 06, 2008, 06:26:44 AM »
I'll be there by 11:30. I have to go to my job interview but hit me up and I'll come pick you up. And by that, I mean help you drink and fall all over FDR. It doesn't get busy there until 3 or 4ish.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #877 on: March 06, 2008, 06:29:56 AM »
if i have money ill take the subway and if im not so drunk that i can still walk i will skate, will you be there around 4ish still?
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Quote from: lenny on March 08, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #878 on: March 06, 2008, 06:39:49 AM »
Why don't I come get you? I'll take a break and scoop you up at 4.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #879 on: March 06, 2008, 06:51:39 AM »
k. my sidekick will obviously be there too. attached for life.
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Quote from: lenny on March 08, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #880 on: March 06, 2008, 07:00:55 AM »
i feel like im watching an instant message
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #881 on: March 06, 2008, 07:06:19 AM »
yea apology. on another note, i just found out this girl i went to highschool with has hiv. weird.
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Quote from: lenny on March 08, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #882 on: March 06, 2008, 02:13:05 PM »
Quote from: artichoke on March 05, 2008, 11:39:53 PM
Courtesy of Enjoi:

"Recently, teenage burnout and high school drop-out Nick Trapasso takes a little jab at DARKSTAR in a recent interview in a un-mentioned skateboard publication. He says, and I quote-" I'm definitely supporting the good companies for sure. I'm not trying to ride for DARKSTAR"..end quote. Well my brain fried little turd, that's just rude. I'm sure you will have a great life after skateboarding. Just be sure to get the orders right when you have to wait on tables, and smile or you won't get a good tip."

Big words coming from such an incredibly kooky company.

This can definitely justify it's own thread. USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER maybe?

Fuck it, I'll make one:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=23033.0
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #883 on: March 06, 2008, 02:18:15 PM »
Quote from: Good ol' Turd Ferguson on March 06, 2008, 02:33:54 AM
I'm under the impression Artichoke didn't know Darkstar originally wrote that.

Cap'n obvious, signing out!

I was really tired and buzzed last night.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #884 on: March 06, 2008, 10:31:07 PM »
Quote from: SW33TS on March 06, 2008, 06:39:49 AM
Why don't I come get you? I'll take a break and scoop you up at 4.

woah man, take it easy on her.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #885 on: March 07, 2008, 03:10:51 AM »
Quote from: artichoke on March 06, 2008, 02:18:15 PM
Quote from: Good ol' Turd Ferguson on March 06, 2008, 02:33:54 AM
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I'm under the impression Artichoke didn't know Darkstar originally wrote that.

Cap'n obvious, signing out!
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I was really tired and buzzed last night.

haha, I was buzzed when I defended your buzzed post.

Matter o' fact, I'm buzzed right now

hurray for burnin out!  :D

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Quote from: tysj! on April 26, 2009, 09:21:18 PM
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #886 on: March 07, 2008, 06:06:24 AM »
Okay, so I happen to have committed to a bet a few hours ago. It's not yet decided what I'll have to do or what my opponent shall do.
He was thinking about something along the lines of making me eat a teaspoon of cinnamon (powder) or 20 pretzel sticks in a minute. Cinnamon will make me puke and the pretzel sticks are near to impossible as well.
If I lose, I get slapped in the face with a marinated pork steak. Pussyish bet, i know, but it was more of a boredom thing to provoke a bet like that.

Now my question to you guys:
What can I make him do, that seems simple, but is practically impossible. I am convinced there are a thousand things you can come up with. I can't.
It is also possible that we get handcuffed together and wait who's going to resign earlier. (I've been holding in a nice and big deuce with coffee aroma for that case).
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #887 on: March 07, 2008, 06:38:42 AM »
those are some of the pussiest wagers i've ever heard.

we use to play a game called if i make this shot, i think you can figure that out.

dude had to wait for a minivan, then run across the street nude with a boner while pissing.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #888 on: March 07, 2008, 06:51:12 AM »
Seinfeld might be making a tv comeback!
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #889 on: March 07, 2008, 07:14:45 AM »
Quote from: brent on March 07, 2008, 06:51:12 AM
Seinfeld might be making a tv comeback!

woooa woa woa.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #890 on: March 07, 2008, 08:15:46 AM »
Quote from: brent on March 07, 2008, 06:51:12 AM
Seinfeld might be making a tv comeback!


shut the fuck up you may break my heart if this isnt true
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Quote from: lenny on March 08, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #891 on: March 07, 2008, 09:52:56 AM »
aw fuck, it turns out it wasn't true after all :'(
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #892 on: March 07, 2008, 01:29:36 PM »
isn't that okay though? jerry seinfeld is a pretty big whore now.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #893 on: March 07, 2008, 02:19:36 PM »
Quote from: brent on March 07, 2008, 09:52:56 AM
aw fuck, it turns out it wasn't true after all :'(

you broke my heart

on another note, i just found out my sister does this blog and its really fucking hilarious
http://welcometosutherland.blogspot.com/
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Quote from: lenny on March 08, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #894 on: March 08, 2008, 06:49:46 PM »
« Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 01:41:00 AM by able »
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #895 on: March 08, 2008, 09:29:30 PM »
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #896 on: March 08, 2008, 11:05:09 PM »
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #897 on: March 09, 2008, 12:02:01 AM »
Probably not. Still fucking nuts.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #898 on: March 09, 2008, 10:31:54 AM »
very i heard that 1 in 30 people seriously think about killing them selves or try to do it
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #899 on: March 09, 2008, 01:39:47 PM »
Your fucking counselor is wasting your time, bitch.
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