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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1470 on: May 29, 2008, 09:57:09 PM »
what the fuck i made 13 topics?

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1472 on: May 30, 2008, 11:51:48 PM »


I'd be hyped if that somehow killed him
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1473 on: June 02, 2008, 08:37:34 AM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1475 on: June 05, 2008, 10:40:10 AM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1476 on: June 05, 2008, 03:15:27 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1477 on: June 05, 2008, 03:42:12 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1478 on: June 05, 2008, 04:47:31 PM »
They began the band with the idea of starting "The World's Worst Band". The name (made up by beloved band friend Mark Potter) was chosen because lime-flavored Jell-O was widely regarded as the worst Jell-O flavor, and Bill thought the name reflected their band's talents. Barely able to play instruments, the band began playing punk shows around Buffalo, New York, with the intention of acting crazy onstage. The band was so technically inept that Joe (then playing bass) had to color-code his bass so that songs could be learned by color, such as "red, green, blue, blue, green", etc. Practicing in Joe's mom's basement was proving pretty useless so they decided to start to do some live shows in the local punk clubs.

The group was quickly banned from local punk club McVans for smashing TVs on stage with a sledgehammer and generally making a huge mess. They quickly changed their name to AJP (American Jell-O Party) in a direct rip-off of the Sex Pistols name-change-to-sneak-into-places-they-were-banned trick SPOTS (Sex Pistols On Tour Secretly). A re-naming of the band proved successful, and they got back into McVans only to repeat their violent conduct, and get re-banned. Following this, the name was quickly changed back to Green Jell-O.

One of the band's early shows was held
 in a Masonic Temple in Kenmore. Local teenage jock thugs in the rowdy, drunk and hostile audience broke into the venue's kitchen mid-concert and found a full case of ice cream sandwiches, which they proceeded to throw at the band and all over the stage. By the end of the night the stage was ruined and Green Jellö had to reimburse the venue for damages.

Another early gig at a local YMCA also ended in the band having to pay for cleanup - this time for spilling tons of fake blood on the carpets. The band then got the reputation as a "food-throwing rock band" - and the audience members started bringing their own actual green Jell-O specifically to throw at the band. Later in their career, it wouldn't be unusual to see fans showing up with garbage bags filled with green Jell-O, pudding, whipped cream, or anything messy to throw at the stage and at the band.

They then managed to find a good friend in local punk club (The Continental) owner Bud Burke. Bud let the Jell-O guys play the club on a regular basis and the shows got wilder and wilder. Inversion boots, wheel of torture, whippings and a whole night of Zeppelin tunes played horribly were not uncommon. The audience loved them and the shows were packed.

In 1984 Green Jellö opened for The Ramones at a Buffalo State College summertime outdoor free concert, and the band (who as the opening act had their equipment set up in front of the Ramones' gear) were pelted by the audience with the usual Jell-O, whipped cream and pudding. In the end, Green Jellö had again made a mess and The Ramones' equipment was also covered in mush. They were not pleased, to say the least (Dee Dee was especially mad). Years later in an interview with New York Rocker magazine, Joey Ramone singled out Green Jellö as the worst (and messiest) band to ever open for the Ramones. Of course, Green Jellö took this as the highest praise.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1479 on: June 05, 2008, 06:40:15 PM »
ohh dont you put claims on the wikipedia account boy
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1480 on: June 05, 2008, 10:23:39 PM »

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1481 on: June 06, 2008, 01:23:39 AM »
ohh dont you put claims on the wikipedia account boy
haha, clearly

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1482 on: June 06, 2008, 02:14:50 PM »
I didn't want to be that asshole who posts a topic about their own stuff and achievements and whatnot, so I decided to post in this thread. I'm pretty psyched on the content thats amassing on the site that I run. I try to update a new clip and photo every week, and I plan on putting out a full length by Christmas, or even earlier. I film most of the clips, unless noted otherwise, and my friend takes all the photos. I guess the reason I'm posting the link here, instead of SP, is because I want it to get some exposure, not necessarily comments and critiques.
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1484 on: June 06, 2008, 02:53:11 PM »
.265 on the first try. I'm obviously very likely to get killed in a one on one combat with a snake.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1485 on: June 06, 2008, 02:56:51 PM »
0.218

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1486 on: June 06, 2008, 03:15:45 PM »
.23
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1487 on: June 06, 2008, 03:23:35 PM »
.279
I used to post

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1488 on: June 06, 2008, 03:48:46 PM »
.411 it said i was slow - rude

EDIT: retry .28
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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1489 on: June 06, 2008, 04:41:27 PM »
.233    :-\

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1490 on: June 06, 2008, 04:54:42 PM »
.229

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1491 on: June 06, 2008, 06:10:24 PM »
.261
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1492 on: June 07, 2008, 01:47:29 AM »
.205

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1493 on: June 07, 2008, 02:06:50 AM »
9.8
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1494 on: June 07, 2008, 02:07:35 AM »
.22

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1495 on: June 07, 2008, 03:50:17 AM »
.01

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1496 on: June 07, 2008, 04:02:09 AM »
0.847 which is terrible

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1497 on: June 07, 2008, 12:26:17 PM »
i got .02 but my best average is still .205

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1498 on: June 08, 2008, 03:08:59 PM »
i shouldn't even worry about it, but somebody on here has a thing for kooking me daily. forgive me for this bitchmade post. internet reps don't mean shit, so kook away. but when its for meaningless shit, then this person obviously has it out for me. if you have a problem with me on here. just let me know. no need to hide behind your insecurities.

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Re: not enough to justify its own thread
« Reply #1499 on: June 09, 2008, 08:03:23 AM »
always wanted a bike, never really found one that i liked. but i met a guy this weekend who makes his own customs. i dont think he sells them, but he told me he might be able to build me one, but i might try and convince him to sell me one of his.

this thing is fucking sick. has an indy baseplate as the brake pedal. even had indy bushings as motormounts. thing is fucking badass. hopefully i can come up with some money soon, summers just getting started.