not enough to justify its own thread

[bentmode]

for those of you out there who have metro pcs. i have a question for you.

does your phone happen to have the worst battery life of all time and you have to charge your phone sometimes 3 maybe 4 times a day but then some days it works perfect?

this is because metro pcs is using satelites to cut the power to the battery. take out the battery and put it back in. your phone will turn on.

[CigaretteBeer]

Please prank call this woman

714 931 9638

[Tobias Funke]

[danker peaches]

megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?

[guy le douche]

megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?

filefront ?

[danker peaches]

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megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?

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filefront ?

Don't you need an account?

[guy le douche]

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megaupload is fucking up for me and stopping at 70% is there a different site i should be using?

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filefront ?

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Don't you need an account?

yea, it takes like 2 seconds to make though.

[loophole]

krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheese burgers.

[danker peaches]

krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheese burgers.

I can't say i would want to eat one

[loophole]

[duck lake]

krispy kreme bacon cheddar cheese burgers.

seems so gross, but i want a bite

i can't stop sneezing

[EastCoastLove]

theres a professional streetbike racer named Geoff Reynolds

idk just thought it was wierd..

[EricLogan]

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=184082

such a good episode

ownage

[lenny]

I found a super racist/ funny article written by someone at the university in my town...

If it's war the Asians want...
It's war they'll get
Max Karson

Issue date: 2/18/08 Section: Opinion
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Since I transferred to CU last year, I've noticed some tension between the white students and the Asian students. There's never any outright conflict, but I notice little things. Like, Asians always seem surprised whenever I talk to them. They stare at me for a few seconds as though I must have made some mistake, and once they realize I'm intentionally speaking to them, they aren't always thrilled.

On the other hand, white people are quick to ridicule Asians. They have no problem with making demeaning remarks about their looks, mannerisms, and accents-things they would never say about black people.

So when an Asian refuses to make eye contact with me or dismisses me with a one-word sentence, I just say to myself, "Max, Asians are not evil cyborgs. They're human, just like you. And if you were a minority student in a sea of walnut-brained business majors and skiers, you'd be crabby, too."

But last week, I had an epiphany.

After my friend and I finished working our abs at the Rec Center, we decided to head upstairs to tighten our buns on the StairMaster. As we walked down the hallway, a rubber ball bounced out of one of the racquetball courts and landed at the feet of an Asian in front of us. He picked up the ball and leaned over the railing of the court nearest to him.

"Hey, that's not ours," I heard a guy call up from the court. The Asian stared down at him for a moment, and then held the ball out to him. "That's not ours," the guy said again.

Then another voice called out from a different court, "Hey, does anyone see a ball up there?"

The Asian looked over, confused.

"I think it goes to that court," I said, pointing to the one nearest to me.

The Asian stared at me blankly for another second, and then he looked back down into the court next to him and offered them the ball again.

"That's not our ball," the guy called up.

"Excuse me," I said. The Asian whipped his head around and scowled at me. "I think it goes to that court."

He paused a few seconds, and then he said, in a perfect American accent, "Okay," and tossed the ball into the court next to me.

That's when it hit me.

The Asian was so jaded by his experiences with the whitebread, brainless tree sloths of CU that even though three people had explained to him that he was trying to return the ball to the wrong court, it was inconceivable to him that we might be right.

And when he looked into my eyes, it wasn't just irritation and disgust that I saw-it was hate. Pure hate.

I'm such a fool for not realizing it sooner. I can't tell you how many times the Asians have treated me like a regular weasel and I've forgiven them. But now I know that Asians are not just "a product of their environment," and their rudeness is not a "cultural misunderstanding."

They hate us all.

And I say it's time we started hating them back. That's right-no more "tolerance." No more "cultural sensitivity." No more "Mr. Pretend-I'm-Not-Racist."

It's time for war.

But we won't attack their bodies or minds. We will attack their souls.

The first step, or "Phase 1," is to find them all. Anyone who is interested in signing up to volunteer can do so by e-mailing me. Next Sunday at noon, we will all meet at Farrand Field. Each volunteer will be issued an extra-large butterfly net.

The hunt will then begin.

When I blow my whistle, we will scatter in every direction and catch as many Asians as possible. Make sure to pay special attention to the Rec Center, the UMC, the math and engineering buildings and Lollicup. If you're not sure if someone is an Asian, give them a calculus problem to do in their head. If they get it right, net 'em.

Captured Asians will be dragged to my apartment on the Hill and hog-tied. Once they're all secured in my living room, "Phase 2" will come into effect.

The Asians' reformation will begin with a 100-round beer pong tournament. They will listen to "It's a Small World" on repeat while they play.

When the tournament is finished, the Asians will then be forced to eat bad sushi from Hapa-with forks. When all the sushi is gone, they will be permitted to sleep for four hours, but the entire time I will shout through a megaphone, over and over, "Why didn't you make enough Wiis?!"

In the morning, the Asians will arrange themselves in rows, if they haven't naturally done so already. I will stand in front of them and hold up a card with the name of an emotion on it such as, "sad," or "surprised." The Asians must then make a facial expression to match the word on the card. Any Asian who remains deadpan or makes the wrong face will be tickled until they pee. When all Asians make the correct face at the same time, the game will end, but then they will be yelled at for being conformists.

The Asians will then be allowed to play "Dance Dance Revolution." However, the game will be rigged so that the Asians will receive no points, regardless of how robotically they dance.

Any Asian who tries to escape will be butterfly-netted and sent back to my apartment for another "Phase 2." Anyone caught speaking any language other than English will be kissed on the lips.

Once the Asian spirit has been broken, "Phase 3" will begin. Before we let the Asians go, we will go to their homes and redecorate them in a traditional American style. We will replace their rice cookers with George Foreman Grills, their green tea mochi with fried Snickers bars, and their rice rockets with Hummers. And booster seats.

When "Phase 3" is complete, the Asians will be released.

Now, I understand that this plan may upset some of you Asian readers, but the only other way to make peace would be to expel you. If you're smart, you'll turn yourselves in now, and it will all be over in a few days.

Besides, look on the bright side-we're not going to put you through anything we haven't put ourselves through, and we all turned out fine.

Contact Campus Press staff editor Max Karson at max.karson@color

http://media.www.thecampuspress.com/media/storage/paper1098/news/2008/02/18/Opinion/If.Its.War.The.Asians.Want-3216954.shtml

[MexicanSpaniard]

^wow

[frisco]

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-skater-smashes-nuts-on-tree.html

made a thread, but it belongs in here

[oldcasual]

so last night i was really high and decided to watch beerslave, and i noticed just how shitty every aspect of thrasher videos are, and realized that p-stone just put the clips on a timeline and put a song to it, no editing at all, i dunno, pretty random, thrasher videos no longer get me hyped.

[MexicanSpaniard]

What appeared to be a fully armed F35 just flew over.

[sergioflorez]

What appeared to be a fully armed F35 just flew over.

joint strike fighters are in service now? wow. then again, lm mfc is based in texas. i'm sure you get to see a lot of wacky birds fly overhead.

[no one you know]

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What appeared to be a fully armed F35 just flew over.

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joint strike fighters are in service now? wow. then again, lm mfc is based in texas. i'm sure you get to see a lot of wacky birds fly overhead.

aliens.
Oct 14 massive mothership over Alabama, Google this shit, some crazy lady, Madame Butterfly or some shit has wacky ass videos on Youtube.

A Dutch News Report (english subtitles)
http://www.youtube.com/v/Twl5tlX-ZnI&hl=en&fs=1

[sergioflorez]

i wasn't referring to ufos

[MexicanSpaniard]

I've always lived in AF states/cities and known where the airport was, this one was low and armed. I need some specs from lm to be sure.

[loophole]

[CigaretteBeer]

<img src="http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m438/davidbowieswaffle/hahahlol.jpg">

[jrock]

big tits:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1760007.ece

[barr]

heaths flickr got weird pretty fast
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kirchart

[no one you know]

Does anybody know what those stupid hats back in the day are called, I'm thinking mambo socks? They were basically a pair of boxer shorts on your head with a little bungee cord thing in the back to tighten it, I'm trying to find those things on the web and I can't find any.
Thanks

[MexicanSpaniard]

Does anybody know what those stupid hats back in the day are called, I'm thinking mambo socks? They were basically a pair of boxer shorts on your head with a little bungee cord thing in the back to tighten it, I'm trying to find those things on the web and I can't find any.
Thanks

I believe that was the Forrest Kirby I mean F.O.R.E. doo rag released by Zoo.

[CigaretteBeer]

So my friend is seeing Corey Duffel. She told me he constantly uses the word nigger and he told her about his hatred for homosexuals. I don't like Corey Duffel.

[boyan]

So my friend is seeing Corey Duffel. She told me he constantly uses the word nigger and he told her about his hatred for homosexuals. I don't like Corey Duffel.

I want to know what would happen if we put him with a homosexual black person in one room