Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 846937 times)

ice nine · « **Reply #2880 on:** December 06, 2012, 04:05:02 PM »

There's a crucial point in wet dreams where ur about to cum and cuz ur dicks grown so much and it seems so real its really easy to wake up right before u blow tha load.

jack burton · « **Reply #2881 on:** December 06, 2012, 04:15:50 PM »

So last night my room mate informs me that he is putting a bag in the bathroom trash can so we can finally stop flushing things down the turlet that aren't supposed to be flushed. So I ask him what he's been flushing that he's not supposed to be flushing and his response was toilet paper. So obviously my reaction is you're fucking kidding me right? Turns out that since we've been living together he's been throwing his toilet paper away and been doing this all his life. I didn't believe him at first and it took me a few minutes to realize he wasn't kidding. Not stoked because thats obviously disgusting and stoked because its pretty fucking funny.

ice nine · « **Reply #2882 on:** December 06, 2012, 04:36:44 PM »

that's how many many countries do it.if there's bad plumbing infrastructure then the pipes get jammed.aside from mega cities, all of central america has garbage cans for toilet paper.and yea it gets gross.when I came back from there I told my brother that and he started doing it at home but I busted him and convinced him how gross it was.

jack burton · « **Reply #2883 on:** December 06, 2012, 04:47:57 PM »

Yeah both of his parents are from Honduras but I has just never heard of anyone doing that around here. Also funny because today my girlfriend and I went to visit him at the cafe he works at and he told me how he had to take a lightning shit since he was the only one who was working at the time. Another customer came in and used the rest room only to inform us that the toilet was clogged.

skateboardnorth · « **Reply #2884 on:** December 06, 2012, 05:23:05 PM »

Have a job interview tomorrow. If I get it I will be stoked cause I need money. The down side is that it's 12 hour shifts, which means I will be way too tired to skate.

DJSoftspot · « **Reply #2885 on:** December 06, 2012, 08:05:06 PM »

Quote from: ice nine on December 06, 2012, 04:05:02 PM

There's a crucial point in wet dreams where ur about to cum and cuz ur dicks grown so much and it seems so real its really easy to wake up right before u blow tha load.

Yup that's exactly what happened. I was doing it with my ex-roommates beautiful, big-nosed girlfriend. He went out to get food and it was just me and her alone. It was fucking perfect. Like I could literally see my dick going in and out of her. Then right as I was about to cum in her, I woke up with a raging boner full of disappointment.

DJSoftspot · « **Reply #2886 on:** December 06, 2012, 08:14:16 PM »

Quote from: The Human Condom on December 06, 2012, 03:03:18 PM

Quote from: DJSoftspot on December 06, 2012, 01:27:45 PM
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almost had a wet dream last night
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Please explain.

Once I didn't jack dick for 7 months. During one afternoon summer nap, I was having a sexual dream and I woke up thinking I was having a wet dream. Turned out I just pissed the bed.

Man that sucks. My friend has some serious Christian buddies that somehow abstain from jacking it and they told him they have wet dreams all the time. These guys are in their late 20s

SqueezeThePulp · « **Reply #2887 on:** December 06, 2012, 08:45:11 PM »

Smoked a blunt with my homies and then we watched Pretty Sweet. However, now my earbuds for my laptop are missing...

friendly dave · « **Reply #2888 on:** December 07, 2012, 12:04:07 AM »

Right now I'm working a benefit dance party for a group called "clowns without borders". Its all furries. Its like I'm in a dubstep remix of the musical Cats.

Blunderbutt · « **Reply #2889 on:** December 08, 2012, 06:00:29 AM »

hefty coke bender

buttpirate · « **Reply #2890 on:** December 10, 2012, 12:06:49 AM »

Quote from: friendly dave on December 07, 2012, 12:04:07 AM

Right now I'm working a benefit dance party for a group called "clowns without borders". Its all furries. Its like I'm in a dubstep remix of the musical Cats.

gawdam furries, this sounds like hell.

there's a couple of people I went to uni with that are cosplayers, and every other weekend they upload photos of themselves on facebook dressed as harry potter/tekken/random studio ghibli anime. not sure if I should be stoked or unstoked.

Smell Good · « **Reply #2891 on:** December 10, 2012, 06:34:52 AM »

It's Monday. I've got finals today all the way through Wednesday and a 10 page paper that I've yet to start (and two more that needs revising). I'm not feeling the panic yet for some reason. I pissed away my weekend drinking beer and watching British panel shows on youtube.

Mat · « **Reply #2892 on:** December 10, 2012, 09:02:21 AM »

found out this morning that the black keys and bruce springsteen are going to play with the rolling stones on saturday, which is the show i'm going to and im fucking stoked on that. but im not stoked that lady fucking gaga is also playing. if she fucks with wild horses i will be crushed

brycickle · « **Reply #2893 on:** December 12, 2012, 10:34:35 AM »

Stoked the Nebraska is giving my license for EMT. Not stoked it's on a probationary basis for the next three years. Meh.

Smell Good · « **Reply #2894 on:** December 12, 2012, 06:55:00 PM »

Tomorrow, after I turn this paper in I'm going to drink myself into a stupor to celebrate the end of this shitty semester.

FART BOY · « **Reply #2895 on:** December 13, 2012, 01:04:37 AM »

Kind of happy that winter break is here, since I get to see friends. But still not feeling all the time I have on my hands as of late

wallieD · « **Reply #2896 on:** December 13, 2012, 04:35:05 AM »

winter. not seeing annoying people on a daily basis is kind of nice. barely getting to skate.

Smell Good · « **Reply #2897 on:** December 13, 2012, 11:22:54 AM »

Quote from: Smell Good on December 12, 2012, 06:55:00 PM

Tomorrow, after I turn this paper in I'm going to drink myself into a stupor to celebrate the end of this shitty semester.

So I don't think it's mathematically possible for me to pass that class. It doesn't feel good and it'll drop my cumulative GPA into the B range, but I'm just going to give up.

Carrolls Chesthairs · « **Reply #2898 on:** December 13, 2012, 05:31:43 PM »

buttpirate · « **Reply #2899 on:** December 16, 2012, 04:13:06 AM »

Quote from: Carrolls Chesthairs on December 13, 2012, 05:31:43 PM

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dillanharp · « **Reply #2900 on:** December 26, 2012, 07:42:13 PM »

After 15 years of smoking cigarettes, I quit 2 months ago. However I got my sense of smell back, and now I need to shower daily.

Also moving out away from these shitty roommates, in to an apartment. Had to put the house hunting on hold for the sake of our sanity.

The Human Condom · « **Reply #2901 on:** January 01, 2013, 10:37:59 PM »

I skated today to mark day one of 365 in 2013's New Year's Resolutions. The temperature was 22 degrees.

sleepypancakes · « **Reply #2902 on:** January 02, 2013, 01:27:17 PM »

Having to go back to work after being home in Ohio for the holidays.
It being 21 degrees and feeling like 9 after wind chill
Going to the dentist.

Playing guitar more and more
Going to the dentist.

Zurg · « **Reply #2903 on:** January 02, 2013, 01:52:52 PM »

went into work after having a week off, not knowing the schedule had been changed around. wasted subway fare, but now im posted up on the couch, so i cant really complain

sven thorkel · « **Reply #2904 on:** January 02, 2013, 02:39:53 PM »

should i masturbate or kill myself after watching this?

SUPERNAUT · « **Reply #2905 on:** January 02, 2013, 02:49:18 PM »

Quote from: sven thorkel on January 02, 2013, 02:39:53 PM

should i masturbate or kill myself after watching this?

I wasn't aware there was a 3rd ATL twin. And that it's a girl.

augustmoon · « **Reply #2906 on:** January 02, 2013, 05:12:36 PM »

Quote from: sven thorkel on January 02, 2013, 02:39:53 PM

should i masturbate or kill myself after watching this?

both. at the same time. michael hutchence style.

weedpop · « **Reply #2907 on:** January 02, 2013, 10:35:56 PM »

jildo · « **Reply #2908 on:** January 03, 2013, 05:39:09 PM »

just threw up drinking vodka, the one alcohol i can't stand,

but it all works out because now i'm drinking some coffee.

augustmoon · « **Reply #2909 on:** January 06, 2013, 07:15:04 PM »

tonight is twelfth night aka the official start of mardi gras. my neighborhood is about to be a complete clusterfuck for the next month and a half

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