Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[jimi420]

My 17 year old ass is grounded. I've watched The Road and Adventureland today, it's only 3:37 PM and I cannot remember the last time I watched two movies in one day. fuck.

dude today i watch a total of 4 movies. Last house on the left, Wolfman, Saw 5, life is hot in cracktown. Last time i got grounded when i was 17 too. What'd you do? 

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My 17 year old ass is grounded. I've watched The Road and Adventureland today, it's only 3:37 PM and I cannot remember the last time I watched two movies in one day. fuck.

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dude today i watch a total of 4 movies. Last house on the left, Wolfman, Saw 5, life is hot in cracktown. Last time i got grounded when i was 17 too. What'd you do? 

possession of marijuana ticket. 

[idealhandmades]

My swellbow i got today.
haven't had one in like... 7 years?
sucks to be sore, but fun to be puffy.

[Pelican]

i just ate a cookie but it kind of tastes like lettuce

[jimi420]

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My 17 year old ass is grounded. I've watched The Road and Adventureland today, it's only 3:37 PM and I cannot remember the last time I watched two movies in one day. fuck.

[close]

dude today i watch a total of 4 movies. Last house on the left, Wolfman, Saw 5, life is hot in cracktown. Last time i got grounded when i was 17 too. What'd you do? 

[close]

possession of marijuana ticket. 

damn. next time swallow that shit up.

[overheated]

We had an exam at college which I passed so we went into town afterwards.

Then we all got barred from the largest bar chain in the UK within half an hour of drinking.

Tbh the only think I'm not stoked on is the hangover

Barred from spoons?

[LesbianPUNCH]

Spent 2 entire days in maximum security jail for trying to keep my drunken girlfriend from acting a fool.  Police thought I was throwing some domestic violence her way, so they charged me with additional public intox and resisting arrest charges.  $1500 out of my pocket just to get out, I lost my job, still paying for a lawyer, court dates looming, and then I get a bill in the mail from a hospital visit 2 months ago for $250.  Life is pulling me in every direction...

But I'm still increasingly optimistic for the new year.  FRESH START, SUCKA!  Time to grow up.

[RobDyrdek]

^damn thats gnarly, hope the new years is a good change for you bro

Pissin in the wind

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We had an exam at college which I passed so we went into town afterwards.

Then we all got barred from the largest bar chain in the UK within half an hour of drinking.

Tbh the only think I'm not stoked on is the hangover

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Barred from spoons?

Yep haha

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We had an exam at college which I passed so we went into town afterwards.

Then we all got barred from the largest bar chain in the UK within half an hour of drinking.

Tbh the only think I'm not stoked on is the hangover

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Barred from spoons?

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Yep haha

Haha, good going man.

[lighting]

metallica.

[RobDyrdek]

leavin on the midnight train to georgia

[jildo]

metallica.

hahaha, i'm kind of with you on that.
some of their shit is just so hilarious that it's almost awesome, but not really. is that even an opinion?

ah well,
WHIPLASH!!!

[Fine Young Cannibal]

Working from 4 AM to 8 PM today.

[earlygrab]

After busting my ass for 12 years in the art and advertising world, I finally have an easy non competitive job that allows me to be around skating and my family. I'm bored as fuck.

[H8R part 4]

had the banging ass lunch today.
been tasting that same lunch for the last 5 hours.

[ccc333]

I got 1000 posts, not really trying.

[idealhandmades]

I got 1000 posts, not really trying.

HA

[jimi420]

Christmas. I've already gotten most of my presents. Plus i'm getting a new car but i'm going to miss my old one. The tires got slashed and it was leaking oil but the hood wouldn't pop so we couldn't check it out. it was a 78 ford ltd. and my parents finally gave me the camera they promised for going to Rehab 2 years ago.

[Austin]

Picked 70 ponds of pecans over the last 2 days, finally have money to buy people christmas gifts and maybe spoil myself a little.

[yeahisaidit]

Havent skated in a week in a half because of the rain, but all my chronic bruises and ankle/back pains have gotten better

[GISM]

staying up all night makes me realize just how bad my nightfarts are

 

[friendly dave]

I fly home to Portland tomorrow, but my flight is at 7 in the morning, and my mom's place is about two hours from the airport. Looks like I wont be getting much of a chance to sleep tonight.

[kevbo999]

Interview for a bilingual job tomorrow.  My French isn't exactly what you would call "standard".  Here goes nothing...

[nocomply]

so yesterday I took the day off from work because I had a nasty case of pink eye. Around 8:30am I received a txt from and unknown number. Here is how it went:

Hubby just left do you wanna
Haha...you have the wrong number.
Your loss
Send me your pic
Why should i    describe yourself to me
Short. Fat.balding.small penis. Come get some.
How small
Only 8"
Really    that would fit me nice   hubby is only five
So...describe yourself
I am 42 white 36d  128 lbs shaved five foot nine brown hair green eyes and a little wet
Sounds nice...but honestly,I'm happily married, sitting home on a sick day, and just playing with you. Send me a pic...i want to jack off now. You got me all worked up!
cant thowaway phone sorry   how big is your cock really
Ha...8" why don't you believe me?
With a cock like that your wife must be happy   how old are you  isnt marriage boring  same person all the time
I'm 36. Been with my wife almost 15 years.it has its ups and downs.she still gives amazing bj's though. The corner stone of a good marriage. So you're cheating on your husband because the sex sucks?
Yes it does   i like things he wont do  i like a large dick
What won't he do?
I like girls he wont let me play and i like rape roleplay and semi public sex
Bummer. Sounds like the perfect wife to me. I don't blame you for cheating. Wish you could send a pic....damn. I love all that freaky shit.
Is your wife bi    i am rubbing my pussy now    so worked up
Nah....she's not. She just likes this big hard dick. Wish I could give out to you.you'd love it.i would put it in deep.make you scream.
Maybe we can meet   i am using my big toy now
Fuck yeah.. Work that little pussy. Can't meet though..
Tell me bout your wife  make me cum on my nine inch toy   i would love pussy and cock now
She's hot.big tits. Tall blonde
WHAT KIND OF PUSSY
Shit...i have to go. Good sexting with you.I'm a faithful man though.sorry if I left you hanging. Good luck finding a big dick!

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I don't know how I feel about it. It took me so off guard that I didn't know what to say to her and I chickened out when she started asking about my wife's pussy. I also thought it might be one of my friends fucking with me, so I was too afraid to say too much to this random person. My wife was there the whole time too laughing about it all. I wish I had to balls to keep it going longer...

[mcpeepants]

Got a good bit of snow here yesterday/last night so I was gonna finally snowboard. But first I have to shovel the driveway with our shitty plastic shovel enough to go out and buy more rock salt, and I gotta do a bunch of shit for my online class that's due tomorrow. Some of the stuff that's due Friday requires (well, would be easier) with Illustrator. Of course, I don't have Illustrator on my laptop since it's on all the Macs at school. We're supposed to get more snow, so I don't know if I'll even be able to make it to school to work on it. Looks like I'm stuck using Photoshop CS

[mcpeepants]

so yesterday I took the day off from work because I had a nasty case of pink eye. Around 8:30am I received a txt from and unknown number. Here is how it went:

Hubby just left do you wanna
Haha...you have the wrong number.
Your loss
Send me your pic
Why should i    describe yourself to me
Short. Fat.balding.small penis. Come get some.
How small
Only 8"
Really    that would fit me nice   hubby is only five
So...describe yourself
I am 42 white 36d  128 lbs shaved five foot nine brown hair green eyes and a little wet
Sounds nice...but honestly,I'm happily married, sitting home on a sick day, and just playing with you. Send me a pic...i want to jack off now. You got me all worked up!
cant thowaway phone sorry   how big is your cock really
Ha...8" why don't you believe me?
With a cock like that your wife must be happy   how old are you  isnt marriage boring  same person all the time
I'm 36. Been with my wife almost 15 years.it has its ups and downs.she still gives amazing bj's though. The corner stone of a good marriage. So you're cheating on your husband because the sex sucks?
Yes it does   i like things he wont do  i like a large dick
What won't he do?
I like girls he wont let me play and i like rape roleplay and semi public sex
Bummer. Sounds like the perfect wife to me. I don't blame you for cheating. Wish you could send a pic....damn. I love all that freaky shit.
Is your wife bi    i am rubbing my pussy now    so worked up
Nah....she's not. She just likes this big hard dick. Wish I could give out to you.you'd love it.i would put it in deep.make you scream.
Maybe we can meet   i am using my big toy now
Fuck yeah.. Work that little pussy. Can't meet though..
Tell me bout your wife  make me cum on my nine inch toy   i would love pussy and cock now
She's hot.big tits. Tall blonde
WHAT KIND OF PUSSY
Shit...i have to go. Good sexting with you.I'm a faithful man though.sorry if I left you hanging. Good luck finding a big dick!

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I don't know how I feel about it. It took me so off guard that I didn't know what to say to her and I chickened out when she started asking about my wife's pussy. I also thought it might be one of my friends fucking with me, so I was too afraid to say too much to this random person. My wife was there the whole time too laughing about it all. I wish I had to balls to keep it going longer...

So appropriate for your post haha 

[friendly dave]

Somebody in spain tried to rip off my credit card from about 14 hundred dollars. My bank blocked the transactions, but now I don't have a credit card until my new one comes in the mail.

[strangefires]

WHAT KIND OF PUSSY

[jimi420]

Got a new girl, but the only problem is, is that she's a.... JUGGALET! tricky ass juggalets making me think they're good people.