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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1890 on: February 11, 2011, 05:10:00 PM »
I've spent a month logged into this site.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1891 on: February 12, 2011, 05:10:15 PM »
I couldn't afford to pay the rent on my own this semester so I'd sent out a mass email to all the fucks in my school, only got one reply and the dude was trying to move in the next day. So I'd met him
and he seem'd alright, kinda twitchy and weird but figured I got no other choice. AFTER moving in he tells me he has tourettes, which explained the psychotic twitches he performs in mid convo. So now dude thinks I'm his pal or buddy or and it's creepy as fuck. He calls his parents on the regs, talks to himself about some demented shit, cusses at nothing, it goes on n on. I was sitting in my bed working and he's just sittin there eating n watching. Thinking about all this going on the next 4 months makes me wanna get permanately drunk. I understand he can't help it n is the way he is but living with him sucks shit gah damnit 
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« Reply #1892 on: February 12, 2011, 10:49:39 PM »
If he kills you can i get your dvd collection?







for real though.

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« Reply #1893 on: February 13, 2011, 05:30:59 PM »
Some girl.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1894 on: February 13, 2011, 08:10:31 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1895 on: February 13, 2011, 08:18:58 PM »
this past weekend. had some fun times skateboarding, but plans with a girl fell through

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1896 on: February 13, 2011, 11:06:28 PM »
I was living in another city for a while, but just came back about a week ago. This chick used to be into me, so she gave me a blow job the other day. She calls me the next morning saying how she wasn't that into it and has a boyfriend and she feels like shit now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1897 on: February 14, 2011, 01:45:50 AM »
Sucks for her. Sounds like a solid day for you though.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1898 on: February 14, 2011, 04:05:39 AM »
Kinda realised that Im love with this chick who lives milions of miles from me , and not sure what to do about it . I could move to her city and try to get with her , but at the same time Ive had no real signals from this chick that shes into me except some canceld dates we were gonna do some time ago

Im not sure if horribly romantic to move all that way just for a cup of coffe with her or if its borderline stalker hah !

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1899 on: February 14, 2011, 08:23:29 AM »
finally a nice warm day but windy as hell.
water and wind is my kryptonite! 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1900 on: February 14, 2011, 08:25:16 AM »
finally a nice warm day but windy as hell.
water and wind is my kryptonite!? 

at least you can skate in one direction and not have to worry about pushing

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1901 on: February 14, 2011, 08:38:00 AM »
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finally a nice warm day but windy as hell.
water and wind is my kryptonite!? 
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at least you can skate in one direction and not have to worry about pushing

haha, i guess thats a more positive way to look at it but its hard to land stuff when its super windy, at least for me.
its cool, i'm gonna grab a cup of coffee and take the cruiser for a ride.  its been while since its seen the light of day

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1902 on: February 14, 2011, 08:40:05 AM »
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finally a nice warm day but windy as hell.
water and wind is my kryptonite!? 
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at least you can skate in one direction and not have to worry about pushing
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haha, i guess thats a more positive way to look at it but its hard to land stuff when its super windy, at least for me.
its cool, i'm gonna grab a cup of coffee and take the cruiser for a ride.  its been while since its seen the light of day

if its really windy, you can indirectly fart at people you dont like. thats awesome.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1903 on: February 14, 2011, 08:44:56 AM »
this past weekend. had some fun times skateboarding, but plans with a girl fell through

drop acid, that what I did last time I got stood up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1904 on: February 14, 2011, 09:02:12 AM »
Kinda realised that Im love with this chick who lives milions of miles from me , and not sure what to do about it . I could move to her city and try to get with her , but at the same time Ive had no real signals from this chick that shes into me except some canceld dates we were gonna do some time ago

Im not sure if horribly romantic to move all that way just for a cup of coffe with her or if its borderline stalker hah !
Do it, then shut down pathetic & failed attempts @ sexual relations thread for all eternity.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1905 on: February 14, 2011, 09:05:42 AM »
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finally a nice warm day but windy as hell.
water and wind is my kryptonite!?? 
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at least you can skate in one direction and not have to worry about pushing
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haha, i guess thats a more positive way to look at it but its hard to land stuff when its super windy, at least for me.
its cool, i'm gonna grab a cup of coffee and take the cruiser for a ride.?  its been while since its seen the light of day

something i like to do on windy days is push as fast as i can into the wind and do a trick, that way i feel like im busenitz but im probably only travelling at a couple miles an hour

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1906 on: February 14, 2011, 01:45:16 PM »
Disabled facebook. But i did it because people are getting to me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1907 on: February 14, 2011, 02:13:10 PM »
Kinda realised that Im love with this chick who lives milions of miles from me , and not sure what to do about it . I could move to her city and try to get with her , but at the same time Ive had no real signals from this chick that shes into me except some canceld dates we were gonna do some time ago

Im not sure if horribly romantic to move all that way just for a cup of coffe with her or if its borderline stalker hah !
It's going to be a Sexfest!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1908 on: February 15, 2011, 05:00:41 AM »
Just ate shit loads of Yaki niku... It was delicious but i feel like crap and have meat induced diarrhea... I guess it was worth ot though

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1909 on: February 16, 2011, 08:54:16 PM »
Looks like nice weather for the rest of the week, but I rolled my ankle today.It's not hurting to bad now and I skated on it all day. I guess I will know tomorrow.

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« Reply #1910 on: February 17, 2011, 06:57:03 AM »
Walking to school today i slipped on some ice and wrecked my back, so i just decided to take a day off.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1911 on: February 18, 2011, 08:24:58 PM »
finally got to skate today but ended up kneeing myself in the face. and its getting cold again later this week

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1912 on: February 19, 2011, 12:32:47 AM »
Stoked I haven't had fast food for a week. Not stoked that I think it's an accomplishment.

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« Reply #1913 on: February 19, 2011, 01:14:45 AM »
Working the graveyard shift again.

On one hand, my income has quadrupled and I can now live comfortably and save for future travels.

On the other, sleeping when the sun is out feels so unnatural, so wrong.  I know my social life is going to collapse and I am going to recede into anxiety and instability.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1914 on: February 22, 2011, 09:07:01 PM »
made a new account after having been focused about a year ago. sorta stoked.

back in september i injured my foot, running after a kid at work. went on workers comp a month into my first semester back in school after a 5 year hiatus. this was pretty awesome as i was able to get involved in a writing community that i wouldn't have been able to otherwise, if working 45 hours a week, and i quickly resolved any sense of intimidation by returning to school as a 25 year old returning full time undergrad. Grades have been great and scholarships are coming- even better.

after an MRI and a month in a walking cast the podiatrist told me that he couldn't do anything for my injury and told me to no longer use the walking cast. two months go by, out of work, getting paid, with a limp that had gotten progressively worse.

2 months later workers comp sends me to another othro doctor who tells me that the reason i've been limping and my gait has been thrown off is that i've got a 5 layer ligament tear and i'll be wearing another walking cast, this time on crutches for 2 months.

still out of work, getting paid to go to school, have sex, get tattooed, work on writing projects, read, chill, plan for the summer, and will be flying to SF to head to Eureka with the female to see friends for a week next month.
 
however
i can't skate, ride my bike, run, or walk without crutches, and have a fucking limp.

stoked, but not stoked. gotta keep the PMA
let the love set me free

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1915 on: February 24, 2011, 05:44:55 PM »
me and my roommates are planning a trip down to nola for mardi gras. everything was perfect at first- we were going to take a train down, meet up with my buddy who's coming up from galveston, stay at his friend's place and then drive back to chicago together. well, now i guess the dude's who's place we were going to stay at can only give us some floor space on sunday night. i just got a text that my friend secured us a backyard to sleep in and some tents. rad. i guess i'm fine with that, but one of my roommates is a girl and no matter how down a girl is they are guaranteed to bitch about sleeping on the ground and not having a shower for a week.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1916 on: February 24, 2011, 07:50:37 PM »
got a two hour session in today, but its supposed to snow another five inches tonight

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1917 on: February 25, 2011, 07:01:08 AM »
on my lunch break at work i was cruising prety fast to the shop to get some food, someone dropped their bag infront of me causing me to slam prety hard but it didnt hurt just loads of graizes on my leg hands and elbow, had to get a bandage from work coz the graize was getting stuck to my trousers so now everyone in the office thinks im a "hardman" coz they were all grossed out and i was just like meh

unstoked: loads of new scabs in process
stoked: everyone i work with thinks im hard

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1918 on: February 27, 2011, 07:59:39 AM »
I have put $4k in my savings account every month since October, and will continue to do so until next October.  I can do this because I have no bills or anything to spend my money on....... because I am in Afghanistan.

damn, homie.

could start up a nice little spot in a tattoo shop or do some traveling with that chunk though!
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1919 on: February 28, 2011, 07:01:36 AM »
i skated pretty hard yesterday, so hard that i can barely walk right now.