Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847615 times)

GISM · « **Reply #1950 on:** March 08, 2011, 12:37:45 AM »

Walking home past a guy finishing up capping the only ledge near my neighborhood. bs board on a tv the other day

finknoos · « **Reply #1951 on:** March 08, 2011, 03:36:19 AM »

Quote from: thepman on March 06, 2011, 03:08:52 AM

got really high last night and had a sick time, but woke up this morning with a piece of glass in my foot, not stoked.

its a small world

Binomial Nomenclature · « **Reply #1952 on:** March 08, 2011, 09:36:53 AM »

Just spent two hours of amateur plumbing to fix my toilet after my roommate clogged it while I slept last night just so I could take a shit. But what a relief it was to take that shit and flush it down.

highgrade · « **Reply #1953 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:13:30 PM »

Stoked i got unemployment, but not stoked only got approved for like 16weeks. And i think if i had wanted just like 1week to file my claim, i would've gotten more money and longer claim. Sucks they make it super confusing, and go like 4months behind you last worked. Oh well atleast getting paid.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #1954 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:18:07 PM »

So this girl I really like told me she isn't going to prom, or at least doesn't want to. Should I still try to ask her?

friendly dave · « **Reply #1955 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:34:49 PM »

No. Prom is stupid. You ask her out on a date, it'll be cheaper, and you'll still be able to play with her tits.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #1956 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:40:52 PM »

Ok word.

mcpeepants · « **Reply #1957 on:** March 11, 2011, 10:33:30 PM »

Went bowling tonight, got pretty drunk. New average is 140ish. Professed my love to an old friend who has a bf, but at least it's out in the open now haha. She was understanding for the most part but it was still kinda awkward. Oh, and we skipped out on paying for bowling so it was about $15 for 6 beers plus 7 free games. I guess I'm more stoked than not stoked.

idealhandmades · « **Reply #1958 on:** March 11, 2011, 11:27:00 PM »

earlier today i made the bonehead move of locking m keys in my car while they were still in the ignition and the car still running at a gas station. the whole endeavor of me calling AAA without my phone or credit cards and info took a good 45 minutes, and all of it was happening just cause i wanted to stop at the store to get a can of coke to go with the sandwich that i had just made on the way over to a friends house to smoke a little.

not stoked i was such a space-case and let that happen to me, but am stoked at my reasoning abilities to not just smash my window out with a rock like i originally thought i might had to, and actually came through for myself with the proper response to a problematic situation.

and at the end of the day, I made it to my buddies house, re-heated the sandwich which was super delicious, and got my blaze on.
so this whole post is super close to just being all stoke and no not.

Smell Good · « **Reply #1959 on:** March 12, 2011, 10:23:33 PM »

Daylight savings = lose an hour of sleep/go to work/school earlier. But it also means that spring is almost upon us.

Also, my "mid-semester break" is over. I think I was assigned some work but just completely neglected to do any of that shit, but it's cool.

Drank lots of coffee, feeling like I can run through walls.

friendly dave · « **Reply #1960 on:** March 13, 2011, 04:22:37 AM »

Quote from: Smell Good on March 12, 2011, 10:23:33 PM

Daylight savings = lose an hour of sleep/go to work/school earlier. But it also means that spring is almost upon us.

Also, my "mid-semester break" is over. I think I was assigned some work but just completely neglected to do any of that shit, but it's cool.

Drank lots of coffee, feeling like I can run through walls.

Try. Post results.

LesbianPUNCH · « **Reply #1961 on:** March 13, 2011, 05:24:52 AM »

For the last week, my girlfriend had me convinced that she was pregnant. Late on her period, morning sickness, she even pissed her pants when we were out the other night. When you think you're going to be a father, a lot goes through your head in a very short time. Thank the Lord that her time of the month came this afternoon. Good week of reflection and I'm ready to make some drastic changes.

Wear a condom, boys. Or hell, if you're young enough just chop 'em straight off and keep that soprano intact and you'll be hooking bitches left and right with some Michael Jackson sway.

Monty Burns · « **Reply #1962 on:** March 13, 2011, 05:26:33 AM »

Went to the beach with my sous chef today , dude surfed , I drank beer , catched some sun and enjoyed the australian ladies in nice outfits and some good music . good day all in all but now I got fucking sand EVERYWHERE

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #1963 on:** March 13, 2011, 05:34:23 AM »

Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on March 13, 2011, 05:24:52 AM

For the last week, my girlfriend had me convinced that she was pregnant. Late on her period, morning sickness, she even pissed her pants when we were out the other night. When you think you're going to be a father, a lot goes through your head in a very short time. Thank the Lord that her time of the month came this afternoon. Good week of reflection and I'm ready to make some drastic changes.

Wear a condom, boys. Or hell, if you're young enough just chop 'em straight off and keep that soprano intact and you'll be hooking bitches left and right with some Michael Jackson sway.

you worry bout condoms while your girlfriend pisses herself?

LesbianPUNCH · « **Reply #1964 on:** March 13, 2011, 06:03:28 AM »

I'm not exactly sure what you're saying here. I'm just saying, BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #1965 on:** March 13, 2011, 06:09:56 AM »

you mean "in there"...

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #1966 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:31:29 AM »

Got drunk and high last night and my friend completely fucking destroyed this metal railing/concrete post whilst on ketamine so four of us could steal someone's rowing boat. We intended to take it back but we thought we were sinking and lost the oars so we made a slow mo worthy leap to to safety and left the boat in the middle of the river. Saw it this morning and someone had tied it up somehow, though.

steve · « **Reply #1967 on:** March 13, 2011, 11:09:16 AM »

^^^
how did your homie do anything in a K hole, let alone destroy metal objects?

Quote from: Crass on March 13, 2011, 11:08:54 AM

My lady wants to join the Air Force as an officer after she gets her Bachelors, I have mix feeling about it. I'll be stoked because we get to travel, have free housing, free or super cheap health care, good pay and other benefits. But I've already experienced living in a shitty base, do not like it. I bet anything we'll end up in some shitty base. We really want to go overseas but we don't choose were, they just give us options. And I have no clue were I can work at with my MFT degree and I'm not about to work at some shitty BX job.

you're going to be a military base husband? at least you could kick it to the lonely wives going crazy on the shitty base.

your user name is crass -fight war, not wars- i can't imagine that you would be happy living that lifestyle. it's like when i tried to join the Navy, hoping for all of the benefits that you listed above- especially travel and the free stuff -education, health care, etc- it would have been miserable.

it's not hard to travel on the cheap, at least stateside anyways. i think you're a pretty young cat, so i'll say to you -if you're going to get stuck somewhere, make sure it's a place you love-

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #1968 on:** March 13, 2011, 12:05:29 PM »

Quote from: steve on March 13, 2011, 11:09:16 AM

^^^
how did your homie do anything in a K hole, let alone destroy metal objects?

I don't know what k hole means to you, but it tends to imply the person has pretty much tranquilized themselves. I'm not sure how much he had at this point but he was still pretty functional, besides obvious effects. I agree it seems pretty crazy, but i have never seen anyone so determined. He wanted that fucking boat.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #1969 on:** March 13, 2011, 03:52:25 PM »

I found a place that sells slim fit Dickies.

That place is PacSun :/. I did try them on for size and decided to order it from somewhere online though. $40 for Dickies isn't too justifiable for me.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #1970 on:** March 13, 2011, 03:53:13 PM »

Neither is supporting PacSun.

BFKskateboards · « **Reply #1971 on:** March 13, 2011, 06:03:46 PM »

got a pretty cool clip today but bummed that spring break is over...

William Jefferson Clinton · « **Reply #1972 on:** March 13, 2011, 10:17:10 PM »

This girl I like wants me to come to her house and do Ecstasy, but im skectched out because I have never done it and know nothing about it. And I decided im going to quit doing any drugs forever, but i will still smoke weed ( not a drug, doesnt have a big affect on me anyway, unless it's high quality home grown shit).

Dragon Slayer · « **Reply #1973 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:13:40 PM »

I'm way stoked that I am all boy crazy about this guy I've sort of been seeing. Oh it's just terrible but it's so fun at the same time. We always laugh and get drunk together and we have so much in common. He's like way skinny too which is great. but he's leaving me all summer to go travel fucking europe, which is like yeah cool of course you should go do that. But I am just going to miss his cute ass all summer. oh lonesome me. I usually fucking hate getting involved with people but this one just seems to make a lot of sense for right now.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #1974 on:** March 15, 2011, 04:02:13 PM »

Had dinner at Red Lobster.

I'm shitting out my insides. On heat #2.

idealhandmades · « **Reply #1975 on:** March 15, 2011, 04:29:12 PM »

Quote from: Dragon Slayer on March 15, 2011, 02:13:40 PM

I'm way stoked that I am all boy crazy about this guy I've sort of been seeing. Oh it's just terrible but it's so fun at the same time. We always laugh and get drunk together and we have so much in common. He's like way skinny too which is great. but he's leaving me all summer to go travel fucking europe, which is like yeah cool of course you should go do that. But I am just going to miss his cute ass all summer. oh lonesome me. I usually fucking hate getting involved with people but this one just seems to make a lot of sense for right now.

you could go for your own little gay version of Before sunrise/before sunset and fly to Europe yourself for a short stint of the summer, and just so happen to casually run into him at a coffee shop or something.

and if that sucks, hey, whatevs, your in europe. go skate.

lem · « **Reply #1976 on:** March 15, 2011, 05:02:35 PM »

Pulled a muscle in my lower back, so I'm fucking hobbling all over the place in utter pain. But it's raining, and will be for a week (Oh SF, you're fun), so I'm not missing shit.

the karmessiah · « **Reply #1977 on:** March 15, 2011, 07:30:34 PM »

my love for beer, but the fact that i said i wasnt going to drink anymore

gutterhead. · « **Reply #1978 on:** March 16, 2011, 12:50:31 AM »

got a break in the rain today but i fucked up my wrist

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #1979 on:** March 16, 2011, 02:24:24 AM »

I'm going to barcelona next week, but there's a hard swelling under my knee at the top of my shin leg. it sucks the strength out of my leg.

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