Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847492 times)

Sarah Jessica ParkFootage · « **Reply #2040 on:** April 13, 2011, 03:27:22 PM »

Stoked: Turned up to my hometown skatepark today to see that they had built two new obstacles since demolishing half of the park this time last year.

Stoked: They had built two ten foot Jersey barriers that were the first interesting things to be in the park in its 15yr history.

Not Stoked: They were completely unskatable, as in way too slippy to even attempt to wallride.

Stoked: They are probably the supports for a new skatable obstacle in the park

Not Stoked: The obstacle will undoubtedly be a ridiculously big new corner bowl for the scooter kids to tailshlip their shit on, as opposed to something skateboardable.

Not Stoked: on my own pessimism, I guess.

earlygrab · « **Reply #2041 on:** April 13, 2011, 04:48:45 PM »

just started to shart and was able to clench up just as a the first drop started to come out. I was milliseconds from shitting all over myself.

hiding in my office whipping that drop from my ass.

can't wait to get home and piss mud.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #2042 on:** April 14, 2011, 01:49:30 AM »

in the last 3 weeks, i have been skating a lot, progressing a lot, having shitloads of fun. but now i see a lot of work coming at university, meaning that i will probably be able to skate once a week. bummer.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #2043 on:** April 14, 2011, 06:47:52 AM »

Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on April 14, 2011, 01:49:30 AM

in the last 3 weeks, i have been skating a lot, progressing a lot, having shitloads of fun. but now i see a lot of work coming at university, meaning that i will probably be able to skate once a week. bummer.

but you're in university, that's pretty sick too.

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #2044 on:** April 16, 2011, 03:07:57 PM »

angry lesbian chick turned cute scowling girl against me.
not sure if thats going to work for me or against me?

kilgore. · « **Reply #2045 on:** April 17, 2011, 07:14:51 AM »

falling back into ~love~ with my ex.

spool of cord · « **Reply #2046 on:** April 17, 2011, 10:31:46 AM »

stoked - got to skate whats left of emb, the pier. ventured into SF's financial district and skated a bunch of cool stuff.

not stoked - really fucked my ankle up on some stupid wallie shit. people in the street were asking me if they should call 911 or get me ice. nothing broke just a super bad roll. at least i'm young and it should heal in a week or two.

TwisT · « **Reply #2047 on:** April 17, 2011, 11:52:35 AM »

Stoked - Frontside airs on lock...

Smell Good · « **Reply #2048 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:27:14 AM »

I woke up and saw snow. I don't think it's worth the drive for one class.

So here I am having my morning coffee on SLAP (at home).

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #2049 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:08:01 AM »

Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #2050 on:** April 18, 2011, 11:04:15 AM »

5boro spent the last week in Detroit doing a Carhartt colab. It was very low key and nobody knew unless they ran into somewhere, no demos or anything. I'm stoked to see what they come up with, not stoked that I didnt run into em.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #2051 on:** April 18, 2011, 11:26:03 AM »

Quote from: Grubby Mits on April 18, 2011, 05:08:01 AM

Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.

you got that one completely wrong, SHE is supposed to blow YOU. maybe that was the trouble.

so here is your new plan: instead of shooting photos with your camera, you stab her with your peni-slr (also called digital wangera). then you post your story here.

Zurg · « **Reply #2052 on:** April 18, 2011, 12:26:38 PM »

had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #2053 on:** April 18, 2011, 01:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on April 18, 2011, 11:26:03 AM

Quote from: Grubby Mits on April 18, 2011, 05:08:01 AM
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Agreed to shoot some photos of some girl i almost got with a while back, she's really hot, but predictably fucking mental. Trying not to remember why i blew her off in the first place.
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you got that one completely wrong, SHE is supposed to blow YOU. maybe that was the trouble.

so here is your new plan: instead of shooting photos with your camera, you stab her with your peni-slr (also called digital wangera). then you post your story here.

Haha. As beautifully simple as your plan sounds, my plan is to take the photos, make the stupid bitch happy so she can look at herself, take naked photos (if this happens SLAP will be the first to see), fuck her, then cut all forms of communication and deadlock my door so the crazy bitch can't get to me.

skateboardnorth · « **Reply #2054 on:** April 18, 2011, 02:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Zurg on April 18, 2011, 12:26:38 PM

had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread

Damn Zurg that sucks. Happened to me once to. She'll get over it.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2055 on:** April 19, 2011, 03:05:48 PM »

It's raining, but I'm choosing to spend the day watching some good skate videos.

crackrazor · « **Reply #2056 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:57:00 PM »

I've been seeing this girl for a week and everything is going fine. Today I wake up and she just added me to facebook, and it looks like all she does in her spare time is take online quizzes to find out which friends character she is most like. Not a huge thing, but I just think it's ridiculous.

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #2057 on:** April 19, 2011, 06:15:58 PM »

Quote from: skateboardnorth on April 18, 2011, 02:09:31 PM

Quote from: Zurg on April 18, 2011, 12:26:38 PM
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had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread
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Damn Zurg that sucks. Happened to me once to. She'll get over it.

I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.

friendly dave · « **Reply #2058 on:** April 19, 2011, 09:58:04 PM »

Got out of work an hour earlier than expected.

I've got a wicked cough/congestion.

finknoos · « **Reply #2059 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:49:34 AM »

Quote from: Bobby Peru on April 19, 2011, 06:15:58 PM

Quote from: skateboardnorth on April 18, 2011, 02:09:31 PM
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Quote from: Zurg on April 18, 2011, 12:26:38 PM
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had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread
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Damn Zurg that sucks.? Happened to me once to.? She'll get over it.
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I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.

haha, good to have a girl thats not overly insecure, ive got this board on my wall and the only thing she said was "how the fuck does she wear her pants that low?"

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #2060 on:** April 20, 2011, 06:53:35 AM »

so everything is groovy with angry scowling chick at the job.
she told me she has a skateboard but its actually a longboard. $:-\$

Zurg · « **Reply #2061 on:** April 20, 2011, 02:33:59 PM »

Quote from: finknoos on April 20, 2011, 03:49:34 AM

Quote from: Bobby Peru on April 19, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
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Quote from: skateboardnorth on April 18, 2011, 02:09:31 PM
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Quote from: Zurg on April 18, 2011, 12:26:38 PM
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had some random bewbs found on slap that i saved to my computer over a year ago, found by my girlfriend. shes not stoked

edit: wrong thread
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Damn Zurg that sucks.? Happened to me once to.? She'll get over it.
[close]

I show slap boobs to my girlfriend all the time and the worst I get is "why did you show me that?"

Stoked: Graduating in a week and a half
Not stoked: I've pretty much convinced myself that I'm done with college, but I still have two eight-page papers to go.
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haha, good to have a girl thats not overly insecure, ive got this board on my wall and the only thing she said was "how the fuck does she wear her pants that low?"

yeah, shes usually pretty accepting of stuff like that. i think she was kinda thrown off that it was someones nudes and not straight up pronz/dont think she fully believed me that it was a random person

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #2062 on:** April 21, 2011, 04:33:42 PM »

Stoked: Arrived on holiday in Cornwall with my parents and sister and her boyfriend this afternoon, went into the town and within an hour got invited to a gig by two hot girls and their ok looking friend, who had bright blonde hair but black eyebrows (HATE that shit)

Not stoked: Managed to forget their directions so couldn't find the fucking thing

jack burton · « **Reply #2063 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:03:54 PM »

Had a real shitty day at work but then got my pay check early.

Went to philly to visit friends. Didnt see the 4inch by 4 inch handicap sign on the other street sign....$301 dollar fine.

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2064 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:12:41 PM »

When my work plays good songs like, "This Charming Man", but it's a cover done by some chick.

magicstickyhand · « **Reply #2065 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:48:59 PM »

idealhandmades · « **Reply #2066 on:** April 24, 2011, 02:41:49 PM »

Quote from: magicstickyhand on April 24, 2011, 01:48:59 PM

I hear ya.

CUDDLEMONSTER · « **Reply #2067 on:** April 25, 2011, 02:48:53 PM »

had popeyes for lunch. now i've got the bubbleguts.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #2068 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:35:35 PM »

STOKED: night skating and having the streets to myself

NOT STOKED: raining mid cruise and having to sprint for cover

penguin meat · « **Reply #2069 on:** April 25, 2011, 06:53:17 PM »

I've illustrated the roller-coaster of stoke I just had with emoticons:

Penguins tied the hockey game 2-2,

I cruise to get a beer which takes no more than 4 minutes,
I come back and find that my dog ate some of the garbage,

Oh, Florida scored while I was gone,

"Wait...(to my dog) did you just fully ingest 3 chicken bones while I was gone?"

long story short, penguins lost, but I'm kind of proud of my dog. $:-\$

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