Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[Hercules Rockefeller]

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not too worried about it...don't really expect to make/deserve money for something i love to do; i get more stoked on people listening to it and having a reaction.??  bummed for the guy at the label though, cause he spends money on all of his bands.??  i guess this is the norm nowadays though, hopefully people will buy the vinyl and come see us on tour

not gonna post the link, but i'm sure yall can find it with a little digging

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What's your band name?

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lemonparty

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A nice little orgy involving three older, overweight men with flacid penises?

it was worth a try.

[Donkey Lips]

not too worried about it...don't really expect to make/deserve money for something i love to do; i get more stoked on people listening to it and having a reaction.  bummed for the guy at the label though, cause he spends money on all of his bands.  i guess this is the norm nowadays though, hopefully people will buy the vinyl and come see us on tour

not gonna post the link, but i'm sure yall can find it with a little digging

Are you Beyonce? I know her's just leaked. If so, I love your work.

[augustmoon]

i hear she's creole, so there's a good chance we're related somewhere down the line

[Truancy]

[augustmoon]

i think i'm gonna have to sell my mini cooper and buy a van so we can go on tour.  sucks because i love that car, but i gotta do what i gotta do i guess.  good thing is i should be able to get a van for cheap, and i should have lots of money left over to buy more synths and other music gear.  but it sure is gonna suck being the "van guy"

[frisco]

if by suck you mean insanely awesome, then yes, it will suck being the van guy

get a mattress for the back, seriously

[john04o8]

  SUMMER 

[augustmoon]

its an 04 S stick shift, and i have that thing absolutely wired.  i'm gonna miss the fuck out of it.  oh well, maybe again someday.  and i agree about the newer ones...saw some on the lot, and their just not the same    kinda want to check out the new fiat when it comes out just for shits and giggles...

[Justis]

i wear a brace which gives me pretty much full range of motion while i sleep so sometimes i forget that its broken.



i wake up to see some random bitches outside my window, so obviously i decide to yell shit at them, i jump up take two steps and collapse

[Reev]

what year? I had an '04 Mini, my first car and I loved it. Me and that car went through a lot, now I'm driving a damn Jeep. My dad bought an 2011 Mini, they kind of fucked the car up. It's much larger than before and the turning feels stiffer than the previous mini's.

its an 04 S stick shift, and i have that thing absolutely wired.  i'm gonna miss the fuck out of it.  oh well, maybe again someday.  and i agree about the newer ones...saw some on the lot, and their just not the same    kinda want to check out the new fiat when it comes out just for shits and giggles...

Just wondering have either of you two driven a classic Mini? Now they're the definition of fun. The only slight blemish is that if crash it you're very likely going to die, I've had some proper brown-pants moments in mine.

[augustmoon]

I wish!  never had the chance, but definitely something i'm gonna do someday!  i'd buy one in a heartbeat if i had the cash

[Reev]

Mine is in a sorry, sorry state at the moment, the rust bug hit it bad and it's in need of a full respray and few new panels. I bought a fibreglass front end to put on it to stop the rust, but just haven't got the time or money to sort it. At the moment it's sat on my drive, rusting away underneath a tarp.

Note: THIS IS NOT MY MINI! This is one I took inspiration from, but my Mini is almost identical to this except it's white instead of silver. Everything else is pretty much the same.

[VictoriousOG]

I worked my ass off to get a f/s 5-0 shuv out on this outledge over this set for nearly 30 minutes in 100 degree weather. Landed it twice, first was a hand touch and second was fine. Well, my friend deleted the good clip from his camera on accident. Fuck.

[penguin meat]

I found a snake in my apartment. His name is Reptar.  If you make a ven diagram of cool snakes named Reptar and things you don't want in your apartment, Reptar falls in the middle.

[skaterdavid]

not stoked on getting my wisdom teeth out. stoked on my hydrocodone prescription 

[BraveUlysses]

If I move to Rhode Island for the summer I'll have a job and be able to buy a shit load of skate stuff. But the only place that sells skate stuff in that area is a Zumiez. And I really don't want to splurge on stuff at a Zumiez.

[Monty Burns]

Last month in australia !

Last month in australia...

[BraveUlysses]

Fuck how did I not think of buying online as an option?

[Binomial Nomenclature]

Worked all day, skated, needed a beer, it's Canada Day so the Beer Store was closed.  Went by myself to the bar/cafe a few doors down from me.  They have amazing americano, but I'd never checked out the bar scene there.  I walked out my door, heard Joy Division playing from there and thought this is going to be dope.  They were having a Pride Week fundraiser tonite it turns out.  I think I was the only guy there amidst a crowd of lesbians.  Some very attractive lesbians.  I wasn't sure what to do and drank my  beer super fast and left.  I was worried I would look like a pervert.  Maybe someone can give me advice on the next time this sort of thing happens.   

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Worked all day, skated, needed a beer, it's Canada Day so the Beer Store was closed.  Went by myself to the bar/cafe a few doors down from me.  They have amazing americano, but I'd never checked out the bar scene there.  I walked out my door, heard Joy Division playing from there and thought this is going to be dope.  They were having a Pride Week fundraiser tonite it turns out.  I think I was the only guy there amidst a crowd of lesbians.  Some very attractive lesbians.  I wasn't sure what to do and drank my  beer super fast and left.  I was worried I would look like a pervert.  Maybe someone can give me advice on the next time this sort of thing happens.   

tuck your dick in, speak in a higher voice, surprise her with your vagina-stabber when at your/her place.

[Binomial Nomenclature]

well played

[Doctor Handsome]

vagina-stabber

[matter of fact]

Fuck how did I not think of buying online as an option?

we have some shops, but Civil is the best one methinks http://www.wearecivil.com/ .  there are some ok parks too, you need a car tho

[VictoriousOG]

Buying a VX+MK1 for $900. That's $c
900 I should put towards a car, but fuck it. Also the trip to SF I had is not happening. So we're going to NYC instead.

[stephendedalus]

Stoked but not stoked but stoked. Classic stoked but not stoked yet stoked. Long story, read if you must, skip if you dare. Ha.

Went to a Ty Segall show in San Francisco tonight. Shit got pretty rowdy fast. Lots of ''moshing,'' not really my thing, I was just so wasted and rocking out, having a good time, not trying to rough anyone up or bang anyone b/c i have a girlfriend and so on....Notice this little man, Platonic Ideal of the Napoleon Complex, got out of the ''mosh pit'' and was apparently trying to hit on these girls by ''moshing'' them super hard, tough to explain but if you've seen it before maybe you know. So, what the hell, I grab his beanie off his head (that he's wearing indoors, even though it's jam-packed and sweaty in there), he turns around looking for the culprit, sees it's me, does this pussy shove/punch thing, so I throw his cap really far into the crowd, and before I know it, he's clocked my in the jaw, obviously as hard as he could, everyone standing there stunned. So I realize this is my moment to do something I always wanted to do (no, not punch a little guy in his face). Yeah, it's cheesy, it's downright goofy, but I was like, ''Punch me. Punch me in the fucking face. Because that didn't do anything. So go ahead and try again.'' So he took the free shot. It diddnt' do shit, but it must have looked gnarly because everyone near me was pretty freaked out. I should explain that, while not being overly talky and pushy about it, I'm not to into fighting etc., and can't imagine too many situations where I'd want to deck someone, but I often wondered if I could take a punch myself. I would think any man should be able to break a nose/give a black eye/dislodge some teeth with two free shots to the face, but this fella didn't and I'm feeling pretty fucking fine, which i think is a much funnier revenge than ''tracking him down'' or some shit. Although, I had a black eye once and it looked pretty cool, but I guess Napoleon wasn't up to it.

Best part for me: After a bunch of people pushed him to leave, someone saw he came back and was up front, but he was holding his beanie, clutching it real close to his chest, as if to say, ''No more beanie-related arguments tonight, I almost killed a man over my hat already...''

[GISM]

I think I have a mullet

[Archie Bunker]

Stoked but not stoked but stoked. Classic stoked but not stoked yet stoked. Long story, read if you must, skip if you dare. Ha.

Went to a Ty Segall show in San Francisco tonight. Shit got pretty rowdy fast. Lots of ''moshing,'' not really my thing, I was just so wasted and rocking out, having a good time, not trying to rough anyone up or bang anyone b/c i have a girlfriend and so on....Notice this little man, Platonic Ideal of the Napoleon Complex, got out of the ''mosh pit'' and was apparently trying to hit on these girls by ''moshing'' them super hard, tough to explain but if you've seen it before maybe you know. So, what the hell, I grab his beanie off his head (that he's wearing indoors, even though it's jam-packed and sweaty in there), he turns around looking for the culprit, sees it's me, does this pussy shove/punch thing, so I throw his cap really far into the crowd, and before I know it, he's clocked my in the jaw, obviously as hard as he could, everyone standing there stunned. So I realize this is my moment to do something I always wanted to do (no, not punch a little guy in his face). Yeah, it's cheesy, it's downright goofy, but I was like, ''Punch me. Punch me in the fucking face. Because that didn't do anything. So go ahead and try again.'' So he took the free shot. It diddnt' do shit, but it must have looked gnarly because everyone near me was pretty freaked out. I should explain that, while not being overly talky and pushy about it, I'm not to into fighting etc., and can't imagine too many situations where I'd want to deck someone, but I often wondered if I could take a punch myself. I would think any man should be able to break a nose/give a black eye/dislodge some teeth with two free shots to the face, but this fella didn't and I'm feeling pretty fucking fine, which i think is a much funnier revenge than ''tracking him down'' or some shit. Although, I had a black eye once and it looked pretty cool, but I guess Napoleon wasn't up to it.

Best part for me: After a bunch of people pushed him to leave, someone saw he came back and was up front, but he was holding his beanie, clutching it real close to his chest, as if to say, ''No more beanie-related arguments tonight, I almost killed a man over my hat already...''

you should try this while rollin on a mali or two. i got decked in the face by a 230 pound samoan football player while thizzin my cock off and it made my face so numb it felt like heaven

[matter of fact]

first romantic interest in a couple years, the feeling is mutual so yeah. my stomach isn't used to this tho, got them butterflies, kinda hard to get hungry/eat. need to skate but just started raining. i wish i could stay asleep today

[ALT]

I think I have a mullet

This.



My friend described my hair as a "Kevin Keegan eighties mullet"


I think I'm more stoked than not stoked on that. Infact I think I'm just plain stoked.

[buttpirate]

Stoked but not stoked but stoked. Classic stoked but not stoked yet stoked. Long story, read if you must, skip if you dare. Ha.

Went to a Ty Segall show in San Francisco tonight. Shit got pretty rowdy fast. Lots of ''moshing,'' not really my thing, I was just so wasted and rocking out, having a good time, not trying to rough anyone up or bang anyone b/c i have a girlfriend and so on....Notice this little man, Platonic Ideal of the Napoleon Complex, got out of the ''mosh pit'' and was apparently trying to hit on these girls by ''moshing'' them super hard, tough to explain but if you've seen it before maybe you know. So, what the hell, I grab his beanie off his head (that he's wearing indoors, even though it's jam-packed and sweaty in there), he turns around looking for the culprit, sees it's me, does this pussy shove/punch thing, so I throw his cap really far into the crowd, and before I know it, he's clocked my in the jaw, obviously as hard as he could, everyone standing there stunned. So I realize this is my moment to do something I always wanted to do (no, not punch a little guy in his face). Yeah, it's cheesy, it's downright goofy, but I was like, ''Punch me. Punch me in the fucking face. Because that didn't do anything. So go ahead and try again.'' So he took the free shot. It diddnt' do shit, but it must have looked gnarly because everyone near me was pretty freaked out. I should explain that, while not being overly talky and pushy about it, I'm not to into fighting etc., and can't imagine too many situations where I'd want to deck someone, but I often wondered if I could take a punch myself. I would think any man should be able to break a nose/give a black eye/dislodge some teeth with two free shots to the face, but this fella didn't and I'm feeling pretty fucking fine, which i think is a much funnier revenge than ''tracking him down'' or some shit. Although, I had a black eye once and it looked pretty cool, but I guess Napoleon wasn't up to it.

Best part for me: After a bunch of people pushed him to leave, someone saw he came back and was up front, but he was holding his beanie, clutching it real close to his chest, as if to say, ''No more beanie-related arguments tonight, I almost killed a man over my hat already...''

I got into a barfight once and after the guy left, his 6'4'' unknownst-to-me buddy walked over and sucker punched me in the mouth.
was like a movie, fell on my ass and slid across the floor but I was fine.  another inch up and he probably would have broken my nose.