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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2250 on: July 04, 2011, 09:43:24 AM »
i have my last big exam at university tomorrow. i'm really not that stoked on answering multiple choice questions for 4 hours straight, but I'm stoked on not having to learn everyday and finally go skate everyday for the next couple of weeks. still i'm nervous as fuck thinking about the exam. anyway, hopefully everything will be fine in 12 hours.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2251 on: July 05, 2011, 08:56:45 AM »
What latin country are you from?

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« Reply #2252 on: July 05, 2011, 10:29:03 AM »
Skating yesterday in super hot weather with my brother. Took two fucked up slams and I'm deff feeling them today. Being around my family alone again. Starting at square one all over again. Last fucking time.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2253 on: July 05, 2011, 01:27:08 PM »
so im walking back to work on my lunch break and i hear someone honking there horn and think nothing of it, a couple seconds later i notice its a car full of very attractive girls honking and waving at me as they drive by. the driver was soooooooo fine that the way she waved at me was sexy. pretty stoked on that confidence booster since ive been feeling pretty lousy and havent gotten with a girl in a bit, not stoked on the fact ill probably never encounter her again and it frustrated me at work thinking about it. still relatively stoked on it though

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2254 on: July 05, 2011, 06:55:03 PM »
Slept with a 41 year old milf last night. And slamming whiskey cokes right now.

But I miss my ex.
I'm drunk.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2255 on: July 06, 2011, 10:43:06 PM »
so im walking back to work on my lunch break and i hear someone honking there horn and think nothing of it, a couple seconds later i notice its a car full of very attractive girls honking and waving at me as they drive by. the driver was soooooooo fine that the way she waved at me was sexy. pretty stoked on that confidence booster since ive been feeling pretty lousy and havent gotten with a girl in a bit, not stoked on the fact ill probably never encounter her again and it frustrated me at work thinking about it. still relatively stoked on it though

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2256 on: July 07, 2011, 02:36:39 PM »
So I was at the lake earlier, beautiful hot day, lots of people..  I was just floating on my back, a good distance from the crowd.. when I thought "How sweet would it be to turn this into a skinny dip?"

Let me tell you guys one thing... putting a bathing suit back on while treading water is fucking hard.  Can't remember the last time I felt fear like that.  "Drown or have 100+ people see my shriveled Johnson"... by the grace of god I managed to get both legs in and swim back.  WHEW.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2257 on: July 07, 2011, 04:49:14 PM »
Got a first in my first year of Uni.

Not stoked on the fact that the first year of Uni doesn't even fucking count towards my degree.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2258 on: July 08, 2011, 07:55:47 AM »
got surgery a week ago on my shoulder, thought it was going to be a month out of commission, but its actually 2. i cant really do anything active for these 2 months, but i do get to collect that disability money...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2259 on: July 12, 2011, 11:22:02 PM »
I keep having this "small world" experience that is currently racking my brain.

About 3 weeks ago, at around 1 in the morning, my sister asks me to go to the store for her and get ice cream. Normally I'd tell her to fuck off and go get it herself, but something made me oblige. I head out to the Hess up the street, and when I arrive, the only other person there was this absolutely beautiful girl. Looked to be about roughly my age, a little shorter than me (which is hard to come by, because I stand at a towering 5'5"), black hair, nose pierced, and covered in tattoos. I mean full out, she's got a super intricate chestpiece and everything. Her beautiful blue eyes stared straight into my soul, until we parted ways. Of course, being the pussy I am, I couldn't get a word out. I went back to my truck and watched her drive off, thinking I'd never see this beautiful tattooed girl again.

About an hour ago, I get a call from my buddy, telling me he's stranded a couple towns over and needs a ride home from a party. It's pretty late and I have shit to do early tomorrow, but he also has a job interview in the morning and I don't want him to fuck it up and miss it, so I agree to come get him. Before I get to my buddy, I again stop at Hess and pull up to the pump. I get out of my truck, and what do I see in front of me but the same girl's truck I saw a few weeks back. It felt like my heart fell into my stomach, I couldn't even believe that again, at the most obscure hour, this girl is back in my sights. I head in to pay for my gas, and there she is, right in front of me. She turns around briefly, then shoots back for a double take at me with a glance that literally froze me in my tracks. Staring at me for about 5 seconds with the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, all I could muster up was a smirk. She payed for whatever she bought, and left. I fumbled with my wallet when I got to the counter to pay for my gas and proceeded out to the pump. I walk past her truck and see she's with a friend. They mumble something I couldn't hear, and pull off before I recollect my brain in order to say anything.

So, in short, I keep running into the same stunning, tattooed girl at the strangest hours of the night when it's just the old Indian man at the counter, her, and myself. Hopefully I didn't blow it by choking on my own thoughts and she'll turn up again so I can finally cough out a coherent sentence.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2260 on: July 13, 2011, 06:26:56 AM »
I'm up at a stupid hour waiting to take my dad into the airport, haven't gotten any full REM sleep at an point tonight.

But I just got a Txt from a buddy who moved to NY, and he's like 90% sure he just saw Gonz. It ain't much, but it'll have to do.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2261 on: July 13, 2011, 06:55:56 AM »
I keep having this "small world" experience that is currently racking my brain.

About 3 weeks ago, at around 1 in the morning, my sister asks me to go to the store for her and get ice cream. Normally I'd tell her to fuck off and go get it herself, but something made me oblige. I head out to the Hess up the street, and when I arrive, the only other person there was this absolutely beautiful girl. Looked to be about roughly my age, a little shorter than me (which is hard to come by, because I stand at a towering 5'5"), black hair, nose pierced, and covered in tattoos. I mean full out, she's got a super intricate chestpiece and everything. Her beautiful blue eyes stared straight into my soul, until we parted ways. Of course, being the pussy I am, I couldn't get a word out. I went back to my truck and watched her drive off, thinking I'd never see this beautiful tattooed girl again.

About an hour ago, I get a call from my buddy, telling me he's stranded a couple towns over and needs a ride home from a party. It's pretty late and I have shit to do early tomorrow, but he also has a job interview in the morning and I don't want him to fuck it up and miss it, so I agree to come get him. Before I get to my buddy, I again stop at Hess and pull up to the pump. I get out of my truck, and what do I see in front of me but the same girl's truck I saw a few weeks back. It felt like my heart fell into my stomach, I couldn't even believe that again, at the most obscure hour, this girl is back in my sights. I head in to pay for my gas, and there she is, right in front of me. She turns around briefly, then shoots back for a double take at me with a glance that literally froze me in my tracks. Staring at me for about 5 seconds with the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, all I could muster up was a smirk. She payed for whatever she bought, and left. I fumbled with my wallet when I got to the counter to pay for my gas and proceeded out to the pump. I walk past her truck and see she's with a friend. They mumble something I couldn't hear, and pull off before I recollect my brain in order to say anything.

So, in short, I keep running into the same stunning, tattooed girl at the strangest hours of the night when it's just the old Indian man at the counter, her, and myself. Hopefully I didn't blow it by choking on my own thoughts and she'll turn up again so I can finally cough out a coherent sentence.
Tell her to stop stalking you as an ice breaker. If you blow it, who cares. The risks are few and the possible benefits are getting a beej from a girl that you think is attractive.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2262 on: July 14, 2011, 03:21:08 PM »
Working on my day off tomorrow, its only for like five hours and its overtime, but not stoked I got to get up at 5:30.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2263 on: July 14, 2011, 04:42:11 PM »
last 2 decks I got for free for doing favors for people, but they both fucking sucked.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2264 on: July 14, 2011, 05:13:28 PM »
landed my first few fakie hardflips today first try randomly and they felt fucking fantasticc, like they flipped real prefect and caught them bolts, was loving it, till about an hour later when id lost them :(
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2265 on: July 14, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »
So I was at the lake earlier, beautiful hot day, lots of people..  I was just floating on my back, a good distance from the crowd.. when I thought "How sweet would it be to turn this into a skinny dip?"

Let me tell you guys one thing... putting a bathing suit back on while treading water is fucking hard.  Can't remember the last time I felt fear like that.  "Drown or have 100+ people see my shriveled Johnson"... by the grace of god I managed to get both legs in and swim back.  WHEW.
this made me laugh. a lot. thank you.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2266 on: July 14, 2011, 09:45:37 PM »


too broke to buy deluxe boards, buddy sold it to me for cheap

the things im not stoked on about it are pretty obvious, but it is honestly the best sidewalk surfer i have ever skated. literally takes no effort to pop, nocomply, slappy, and its nimble as fuck - now im starting to wonder if i missed out on anything by never buying a gimmick board ever.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2267 on: July 15, 2011, 04:59:13 AM »
so, i got the results of my exam today, i didn't fuck up the entire thing (as i expected) only a small part of it, and i can repeat only that small part in september. not that bad at all.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2268 on: July 18, 2011, 05:29:14 AM »
I woke up and looked out the window. It looked fucking amazing, but I realized that both of my skateboards are at friends' places, which are about two hours away. So, there isn't anything better for me to do than take a shit, while smoking and watching Trailer Park Boys on Netflix.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2269 on: July 21, 2011, 02:41:59 AM »
One of my best friends has a girlfriend, which is my best female friend.. They have been together for about 4 years now, and Ive always liked her, she is great, hot and everything.. But I never wanted to be that douche that makes girl cheat on her boyfriend.. But yesterday I became one of them. I like that girl, she likes me, but we dont know what to do right now. I dont want to lose a friend Ive known for 11 years, but I like that girl so much I would do anything for her. Fuck my life, once again..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2270 on: July 21, 2011, 02:55:44 AM »
One of my best friends has a girlfriend, which is my best female friend.. They have been together for about 4 years now, and Ive always liked her, she is great, hot and everything.. But I never wanted to be that douche that makes girl cheat on her boyfriend.. But yesterday I became one of them. I like that girl, she likes me, but we dont know what to do right now. I dont want to lose a friend Ive known for 11 years, but I like that girl so much I would do anything for her. Fuck my life, once again..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2271 on: July 21, 2011, 03:13:44 AM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2272 on: July 21, 2011, 03:19:42 AM »


Ok, I she just told me they are on a break, I feel like Ross from friends:D

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2273 on: July 22, 2011, 10:43:33 AM »
Stoked: My first choise for new restaurant to work in emailed me back and wants me to come in for a interview , only sent one mail out for a new job and the one I want the most to work at wants to see me


not stoked: While talking about what date I can come in for the interview , its been a few days betwen them , and now the most recent one where I told them I can go in for a interview on september 1st , I havent gotten a reply in 11 days

now this is not unusual in restaurant business , but it sucks to wait and Im getting super nervous =*(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2274 on: July 25, 2011, 04:03:58 AM »
not stoked: on college, family, and girl problems. oh and spraining my ankle again so I can't skate for a couple of weeks.

stoked on: whiskey and pain killers. temporary escapism bitch.

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« Reply #2275 on: July 25, 2011, 10:43:21 AM »
pushed around the new "berrics" park for a few minutes sunday morning. It only took 10 minutes before I found myself back in my car trying to remember why I should not quit skateboarding. Went to another street park and had one of the best sessions ever. I saved skateboarding today. not you steve berra.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2276 on: July 25, 2011, 02:46:34 PM »
I'm juggling so many ideas and projects currently. Its awesome to not be suffering from a mental block, but at the same time it feels like I need to be doing everything at once or I'll forget something and let it be lost to the ether of my mind.
I wrote most of the stuff down in a word file just in case, but it hasn't stop me from feeling anxious (yet psyched and hopeful) and scattered (yet also so sure and focused).

I'm also stoked on earlygrab making my new sig
but not stoked on the shinsplints i'm currently feeling at work.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2277 on: July 26, 2011, 02:20:41 AM »
I walked over to a headshop around 7 and got a new bowl. I smoked and watched King of the Hill until I passed out around 9. I woke up at 12, and got a ride to this guy's house to do hot knives and smoke a bit. I got one of my skateboards back, which I left there, and got to play with this kitten for a bit. Around 2, I went back to with my friend to his dorm to crash at, but ended up leaving to ride back to my apartment. While bombing down a hill, some drunk guy sitting on a longboard asked me if I wanted to smoke, so I stopped at my apartment to get weed to match. After smoking with a couple people, I got drunk, met some cool people, and got a connect for some Lucy. Around, 4:30, I bombed some sketchy sidewalks, without eating shit, I ended back at my apartment. The one thing I am not stoked at is the fact that I am sitting on a toilet having constipated diarrhea. I can't think of the right words right now, but it's hard for me to shit right now; when it does come out, it's more liquid than solid.

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I'm stoked that I managed to get through the pain of that shit. I jerked myself off and am going to pass the fuck out at 6 AM...glad I don't do anything productive.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2278 on: July 26, 2011, 07:57:48 AM »
stoked: got cute cafe waitress' number, going on a coffee date with her

not stoked: already have a really cool girlfriend

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2279 on: July 26, 2011, 10:21:24 AM »
stoked: got cute cafe waitress' number, going on a coffee date with her

isn't that like a super old sitcom joke?
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