Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[Monty Burns]

there is a new spot built in my town, one of those wood-panel-things that have various heights and are kinda connected to each other, i saw many like this in videos lately.

but its gonna snow really soon, and i dont think that it will be ready before that. and i dont think that it will be possible to skate it then. fuck.

If you are still in sweden , we are pretty good at cleaning up snow . Usualy you get away with having this really cold weather with dry / cold / frozen spots , with only frost .  Swedish goverment is always ontop of the snow situations . So harder and colder to skate , but its still doable

[Hercules Rockefeller]

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there is a new spot built in my town, one of those wood-panel-things that have various heights and are kinda connected to each other, i saw many like this in videos lately.

but its gonna snow really soon, and i dont think that it will be ready before that. and i dont think that it will be possible to skate it then. fuck.

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If you are still in sweden , we are pretty good at cleaning up snow . Usualy you get away with having this really cold weather with dry / cold / frozen spots , with only frost .  Swedish goverment is always ontop of the snow situations . So harder and colder to skate , but its still doable

yeah, i?m still here, but its in the middle of a park, so i?ll just hope for the best. in the worst case, we?ll get some salt and shovels.

[frank]

bought my first car today.
no oil change stickers. low oil. low tire pressure. and the worse part, my front pads were pretty much gone. the first one hit the ground as soon as i popped the tire off

[happenstance]

I asked a woman on a date tonight! So hyped as I have been single for 6 months now and have been blowing it with women in this time. I am 26 and got a date with a 35 year old yoga teacher. I am not stoked on the fact that I have no idea of how to swoon a 35 year old woman. Wish me luck.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

I asked a woman on a date tonight! So hyped as I have been single for 6 months now and have been blowing it with women in this time. I am 26 and got a date with a 35 year old yoga teacher. I am not stoked on the fact that I have no idea of how to swoon a 35 year old woman. Wish me luck.

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[lampshade]

Devo is playing a club that's a five minute walk from my house, but I can't go because I'm going on vacation to Jamaica.  So that's stoked-not stoked-then restoked. 

Also, just finished building a sick new entertainment center, but when I reconnected my cable box I'm getting the "Verizon FiOS is starting up....one moment please" message for two hours.  Now I get to deal with VZ customer service.  Sweet. 

[Grubby Mits]

Being 17 and already feeling the effects of a bad hip from slamming

Made myself pasta with tomato sauce and tuna for tea, with raspberry jelly and nutella for pudding. Also about to go skate this park with a good box for the night

[jack burton]

Got up for work not feeling well. Blasted a fart stupidly and knew instantly I had made a grave mistake.

Was supposed to work like 13 hours. Only worked 8.

Could have used the money...

[VictoriousOG]

Quitting soda and red meat. Day 2.

[steve]

I asked a woman on a date tonight! So hyped as I have been single for 6 months now and have been blowing it with women in this time. I am 26 and got a date with a 35 year old yoga teacher. I am not stoked on the fact that I have no idea of how to swoon a 35 year old woman. Wish me luck.

is she Your yoga teacher? if so, talk about that stuff. Most of all, be genuine to yourself. I'm your age and figured this out recently. Trying to make a woman swoon never works. If you're trying to get some, be up front about it and see where it goes. She's a yoga teacher, 36 years old, chances are, are that she knows whats up. is it a date trying to get into a long term relationship? probably not... if that's the case, then be genuine about your intentions and it will be a good time.

[happenstance]

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I asked a woman on a date tonight! So hyped as I have been single for 6 months now and have been blowing it with women in this time. I am 26 and got a date with a 35 year old yoga teacher. I am not stoked on the fact that I have no idea of how to swoon a 35 year old woman. Wish me luck.

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is she Your yoga teacher? if so, talk about that stuff. Most of all, be genuine to yourself. I'm your age and figured this out recently. Trying to make a woman swoon never works. If you're trying to get some, be up front about it and see where it goes. She's a yoga teacher, 36 years old, chances are, are that she knows whats up. is it a date trying to get into a long term relationship? probably not... if that's the case, then be genuine about your intentions and it will be a good time.

Didn't expect an honest answer like this haha. She isn't my yoga instructor, I just met her at a party. By swoon I didn't necessarily mean get laid and I am curious to see where it can go. Thanks for the advice.

[Grubby Mits]

So i met these skatepark whores the other night, anyway got talking to two and I dont know what to do. One of them is actually hot and interesting, so could be something there. However, the other is ok, a bit chubby, but openly said she will come to my house on saturday and suck my dick as a birthday present (being on thursday). What should I do? They dont go to the same school but are friends so getting sucked off by the slightly brass one might lead to fucking it up with the hot one. DECISIONS!

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

So i met these skatepark whores the other night, anyway got talking to two and I dont know what to do. One of them is actually hot and interesting, so could be something there. However, the other is ok, a bit chubby, but openly said she will come to my house on saturday and suck my dick as a birthday present (being on thursday). What should I do? They dont go to the same school but are friends so getting sucked off by the slightly brass one might lead to fucking it up with the hot one. DECISIONS!

Ooh that's a tough one. Invite em both over!

[paulhartman4prez]

Forced myself to stay in the house tonight, as I've been getting sloppy and retardedly drunk for almost a week and a half.
Made some prints, recorded some music, but I don't think I remember how to fall asleep sober.

[MaryhillVibe]

Forced myself to stay in the house tonight, as I've been getting sloppy and retardedly drunk for almost a week and a half.
Made some prints, recorded some music, but I don't think I remember how to fall asleep sober.

I am right fucking there! it suuuuucks.

also work tomorrow, off at 3pm 

but up at 6am 

[brycickle]

I just applied for a job with the Omaha Fire Department. It took my attention away from Lebowski.

[paulhartman4prez]

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Forced myself to stay in the house tonight, as I've been getting sloppy and retardedly drunk for almost a week and a half.
Made some prints, recorded some music, but I don't think I remember how to fall asleep sober.

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I am right fucking there! it suuuuucks.

also work tomorrow, off at 3pm 

but up at 6am 

So I ended up smoking a little pot and watching 2001:a space odyssey, and I had one of the longest and most vivid dreams of my life! It had monkeys skating a pool, landslides destroying a town, house parties, my friend and I riding a hover craft through a private yatch club party and trying to steal chicken wings but getting chased out to Bob Segar's "I feel like a number", then at the end I got a blow job from Carmen Electra and even blew a load in her face! Turns out I also blew one in my boxers.

It was totally worth it though, best dream I've had in a long time, I had to write the whole thing down as soon as I got up.

[dankradschwag]

morning cigarette

[FART BOY]

morning cigarette

[Grubby Mits]

Just officially had my last wank of legally being a child 

[Blumpkinz]

Went out to our hometown bars last night for a tradition home for the holidays reunion. This was the first time I have seen my classmates from high school since pretty much the day I graduated.  Was worried it would be hella awkward and weird but everything was awesome, got drinks bought for me all night, got my dilly sucked in the mens bathroom by an ex girlfriend and requested r.kelly to the dj and every one got super hyped.

not stoked- Saw one of my moms bestfriends husband with another girl making out.  Just straight up cheating on his wife in front of me.  Also had to work at 8 this morning. So hungover for family thanksgiving

[Monty Burns]

Stoked:Kinda met this girl Im really stoked on . Shes super cute and a really smart person with cool job and nice hobbies and interests . And maybe most important she loves food , wine and has a good taste in music .


Not Stoked: After a really horrible break up with my ex fiance afew years ago . Ive become super nervous , edgy and paranoid about girls behavior . Every time I dont talk to her or get ignored on text messages or FB . I super paranoid about her dating other guys or not being stoked on me anymore and stuff like that .  


This early its no big deal , since we aint together together , however I find my brain ghosts about girls cheating and leaving me because of pretty much anything . Makes it hard to date or be in a relationship . Specialy cause I get super jelous when I see her talking to other dudes or her going out partying .  

Only saving grace is that I keep these thoughts and jelousy  locked up in my head or in this case on Slap . And never tell the girls or  these things  effect my behavior or moods .

[pappalardospizza]

went to the midnight opening of best buy for some odd reason.
My main intention was to get zelda because it came with a $10 gift certificate; did not happen.
Walked away with sopranos season 6 on dvd for $20

[paulhartman4prez]

Got shit ripped at karaoke last night and went home with an ex. She kept me up all night long asking why I went home with her and why I didn't want to talk or look at her. Finally passed out, woke up early this morning, made up a lie about helping a friend move all day, and as I was making my shameful exit, saw my copy of The Thing on dvd on her book shelf.
Whammy! All worth it.

[nocomply]

I woke up to the rare and elusive pre-work 7:00am BJ this morning. About 5 minutes in I hear "what the fuck? is that what I think it is?"...Yup, I had a bloated tick embedded in my left nut. Definitely a mood spoiler.

[shouldn't]

not having a job.

[Useful Idiot]

Stoked: my mom's generation killed it so hard.



Not stoked: my generation is blowing it.

[grimcity]

Last night I got a contest email from Sirius/XM that was basically a first-click and you (and a guest) win it sort've deal to see Jay-Z and Kayne in New Orleans. Well, I habitually enter challenge-type contests (art, design, animation, vid, essays, OIAM hehe, shit like this)... almost obsessively. I've also won a lot of random shit over the years... anyway, I wound up fucking winning a couple of spots at the arena, but I knew I couldn't go when I entered because me, DevilOnEnzyte, and another buddy have skate plans that morning and there's no way I'm bailing on that (it's our pal's first time back on board after recouping from an injury).

Not bummed on the circumstances, but I am bummed that I'm missing what should be a pretty cool show. If it had been a Friday show it would have been on. Anyway, early this morning I contacted the lady at Sirius and free'd back up a couple of spots for the contest. Had they been transferable I would have given them to homies or hocked them to strangers. I guess that's a two for two on the stoke/not stoked.

[GISM]

Stoked: my mom's generation killed it so hard.



Not stoked: my generation is blowing it.

When people say this they're really saying "I'm blowing it"

[Useful Idiot]

Exactly.