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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2580 on: February 09, 2012, 02:04:32 PM »
A homeless dude just bombed a small hill in the rain on the back of a shopping cart.

He tried to stop at the bottom but just slid on the wet ground and went right into the intersection, almost got killed/caused a multi car accident.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2581 on: February 09, 2012, 02:16:38 PM »
A "temporary" skate park got put in my town recently.

Its nice to have something to skate within walking distance but the place is the worst.

All aluminum ramps built by people that are obviously not skateboarders... Ledge sticks hard and the flatbar has these huge bolts sticking out of the ground that you get stuck on... Manny pad is all wavy...

Sigh.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2582 on: February 09, 2012, 02:40:47 PM »
Finally mustered up the copurage to ask out this girl from my internship. She is the most amazing combination of nerdy and hot. She has a boyfriend I come to find out. I am bummed out because a woman of her calibre is rare but I am also happy that I went for exactly what I wanted. Conflict of interest situations usually intimidate me. Also met another girl on Tuesday so I shouldn't complain.

Edit: Had a work related one too - I got a warning from my boss in the last week that my sales were low at this furniture store I work at. Pretty much a shape up or ship out situation. I was a little freaked out. Now the other salesperson just got locked up for some reason (which sucks) but now I have a little job security because the new person he hires will be way below me on the learning curve (believe it or not there is an art to furniture sales). Another crappy part of the situation is that I have to work tomorrow (an internship day which is way more enjoyable) and my only day off which is Saturday. Making some more money isn't a bad thing but this will mean I am working 13 days in a row. On a positive note, having my job in jeopardy has lit a fire under me to apply to more non-profit jobs.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2583 on: February 27, 2012, 12:04:14 PM »
damn, there was an unclaimed bag in the cloakroom at the end of a show last night and it had a purse with like a thousand pounds cash in it. I was so tempted to take 50 quid (or more), I mean how dumb do you have to be to forget a bag with camera, keys and a grand in it, but I pussied out and handed it in before I left. Crazy thinking that if I was a cunt I could have just jacked the whole thing and be a grand up right now, but obviously that would be seriously dumb, ethical issues aside.

Now pleased that I chose not to, not worth risking losing my job over that shit, and hopefully the person happily finds it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2584 on: March 01, 2012, 04:27:11 AM »
just skated round the corner to get a coffee from work (wearing a suit) and ended up slamming infront of a group of school kids.
Not stoked: kinda embarrasing
Stoked: they actually asked if i was ok and i was just laughing like i always do when i slam, didnt hurt, but its nice because people usually laugh or look at me like some kinda tool

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2585 on: March 01, 2012, 05:58:27 AM »
Moved into my new place and its great.
Lost my job the same day, got to keep the macbook pro they gave me tho.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2586 on: March 01, 2012, 12:50:00 PM »
dont know if that fit here but
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2587 on: March 04, 2012, 03:09:37 AM »
Psyched that I got accepted into school but Bummed that I failed the schools scholarship exam... I still have a chance to get a government scholarship though... A slim chance

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2588 on: March 06, 2012, 01:01:19 AM »
stoked on:the 90s footage from your hometown thread

not stoked on: said thread is about to die...somebody please bring it back to life
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2589 on: March 06, 2012, 03:39:24 AM »
No work today, about to go skate. I Just wish it was a little more warm outside.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2590 on: March 06, 2012, 03:54:01 AM »
amazon, its got all i want and its far too easy to impulse buy stuff. losing money/getting cool stuff

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2591 on: March 07, 2012, 04:58:34 PM »
Going to Boston over March break.  The fuckers at Air Canada might be going on strike, in turn canceling it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2592 on: March 07, 2012, 05:13:19 PM »
No work today, about to go skate. I Just wish it was a little more warm outside.

It's getting warm here but I have a lot of pressure because because of an assignemt so I am forced to stay in my apartment the whole day...
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2593 on: March 07, 2012, 05:40:12 PM »
One of my student's got suspended so his mom made him cut his Jersey Shore hair-do.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2594 on: March 07, 2012, 05:55:48 PM »
One of my student's got suspended so his mom made him cut his Jersey Shore hair-do.
What part of that are you not happy about?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2595 on: March 07, 2012, 06:28:21 PM »
Probably being able to laugh at his students shitty haircut?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2596 on: March 07, 2012, 07:52:12 PM »
Oh that makes sense. Personally I would've thought that shit was funny for a bit then I would've wanted that kid to cut that shit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2597 on: March 12, 2012, 11:40:33 PM »
took an eighth of mushrooms last friday and my trip took a turn for the worse. It was insane but so interesting at the same time.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2598 on: March 13, 2012, 10:18:59 PM »
Wasting my only day off by sleeping on & off until 4pm, when I had things to do. But finally waking up, and checking the mail and seeing severel things for me.   :D

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2599 on: March 13, 2012, 10:26:01 PM »
stoked on:the 90s footage from your hometown thread

not stoked on: said thread is about to die...somebody please bring it back to life

Yeah I had higher hopes for it...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2600 on: March 14, 2012, 04:24:55 PM »
My roommate is basically kev, says things that he finds normal and I find soul crushing and funny in a pathetic way. He says his best friend stabbed him in the back like he's about to cry,voice quivering and shit. 5 minutes later his facebook status is "musical soul status: wounded, unsure about the future"
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2601 on: March 19, 2012, 06:35:42 AM »
Started allowing myself to have orgasms after 4 months of no orgasms but now I have too many orgasms and feel tired. The first one after the break lasted 20-30 seconds.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2602 on: March 19, 2012, 09:52:36 AM »
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stoked on:the 90s footage from your hometown thread

not stoked on: said thread is about to die...somebody please bring it back to life
[close]

Yeah I had higher hopes for it...

Link, please? Can't find it...
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2603 on: March 19, 2012, 10:34:49 AM »
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stoked on:the 90s footage from your hometown thread

not stoked on: said thread is about to die...somebody please bring it back to life
[close]

Yeah I had higher hopes for it...
[close]

Link, please? Can't find it...

bumped it for you in the PhotosVideo section.

hope you got some crusty footage to share mate!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2604 on: March 19, 2012, 06:28:26 PM »
Started allowing myself to have orgasms after 4 months of no orgasms but now I have too many orgasms and feel tired. The first one after the break lasted 20-30 seconds.

you made it four months, eh? the spiral of jacking off apathy will soon return.
let the love set me free

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2605 on: March 19, 2012, 08:06:18 PM »
^I made it to about 11 days (was on vacation with the family)

I think I'm gonna have another run at not fapping

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2606 on: March 20, 2012, 11:50:09 AM »
This is really typical and not surprising but a skating situation really pissed me off last night. I am trying to film my friend do this line that is completely on a public sidewalk. It is in front of a new - and completely empty - apartment building. The security guard tries to kick us out. He says his boss told him to kick people out if they skate the sidewalk... again nothing new and not surprising. For some reason this made me so pissed last night - the thought that an owner of private property feels emboldened to enforce behavior on public property. The security guard was being nice as he gave us 10 more minutes but we kept skating past that - my friend had not landed his line yet. It became this shitty situation where the security guard is pleading with us, saying he is nervous his supervisor will come. I tried to tell him that we would be back if we didn't get what we were trying and would not be back if we did. He said he would call the cops and I felt prepared to argue this one out with them. I told him to call the cops so he wouldn't worry about losing his job. Again, we were on a god damn sidewalk! Berkeley cops tend to be pretty forgiving. So yeah, not stoked on lame property owners or fucking with a security guard that gave us more time but I am stoked that my friend landed the line. Cops didn't show up.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2607 on: March 20, 2012, 12:52:52 PM »
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Started allowing myself to have orgasms after 4 months of no orgasms but now I have too many orgasms and feel tired. The first one after the break lasted 20-30 seconds.
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you made it four months, eh? the spiral of jacking off apathy will soon return.
Yeah, I just started feeling like denying myself orgasm was not going to work forever, I love orgasms. But I?m gonna try to pace myself so I wont be orgasming for more than once every 1-3 weeks. Mindpower over penis.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2608 on: March 20, 2012, 05:32:07 PM »
i took the last 2 weeks of work off, then stayed home yesterday and today cuz im sick. going back tomorrow is gonna suck

only a 3 day week at least

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2609 on: March 20, 2012, 06:06:36 PM »
Not Stoked: Lost my job to a " restruction of the restaurant to save money " , baisicly they will get a chef student to do my job . So even though Im doing a good job Im out on my fucking ass .


Stoked : Maybe some time off befor my next job for party , gym , skate . And the exciting part of finding a new restaurant to work at , new stuff to learn , new friends , party and so on