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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2790 on: September 29, 2012, 06:56:17 AM »
Going to Hawaii for work next week.  Stoked on the trip.  We're working on Ohau and the Big Island.  Not stoked on a 10 hour plane ride and that our client there is super demanding.  I'll be working in offices such long hours I won't get to see/do much.  It's going to be work-dinner/drinks/sleep/repeat.  I may try to stay over next weekend. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2791 on: September 30, 2012, 10:24:11 AM »
Going to the A's game and tailgating for my buddy's 30th. I'm a huge Giants fan. 

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Not stoked on dumb sunglass companies.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2792 on: September 30, 2012, 04:14:07 PM »
a guy tried to convince me that cannibal holocaust was made by the south park guys
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2793 on: September 30, 2012, 05:15:56 PM »
watched the last episode of doctor who, really not stoked on karen and arthur leaving the show, so very nearly cried at their exit, they've been terrific companions, but stoked on where the show will go now.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2794 on: October 02, 2012, 05:55:49 AM »
Smoking this



They are too easy to smoke/ tasty/ affordable so that you are immediately addicted.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2795 on: October 04, 2012, 02:29:23 PM »
My best friend since I was 5 years old just went into detox for heroin. I'm stoked that he's finally getting help because he's been fucked up for a while now but I'm not stoked that things ever got to this point.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2796 on: October 05, 2012, 06:25:29 PM »
Trying to go out and drink some beers, but all of the homies are out of town at a show. I hate going to the bar alone, but I did hear about a wedding party at some bar, so maybe I will just do a solo weirdo sesh tonight.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2797 on: October 06, 2012, 10:32:28 AM »
Some skate-related stuff in there. I'm wondering why somebody could be interested in this type of stuff though, and what is it good for?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2798 on: October 06, 2012, 12:02:59 PM »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2799 on: October 06, 2012, 10:11:47 PM »
chicks diggin me tonight.

me being an idiot not hooking up with any of those chicks. so many fucks not given today i feel like i'm on some morissey type shit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2800 on: October 08, 2012, 05:45:42 PM »
chicks diggin me tonight.

me being an idiot not hooking up with any of those chicks. so many fucks not given today i feel like i'm on some morissey type shit.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2801 on: October 09, 2012, 05:45:42 AM »
chicks diggin me tonight.

me being an idiot not hooking up with any of those chicks. so many fucks not given today i feel like i'm on some morissey type shit.

Sexuality is not an on/off switch... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2802 on: October 15, 2012, 09:56:59 PM »
there's this cute chick that works where i do, but i suck with girls, and i cant even get a good chance to talk to her...dumb shit...but it irks me, cuz shes mad cute n shit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2803 on: October 16, 2012, 10:02:56 AM »
Nothing to do today. At 2 I can buy World Series tickets. Going to go start laundry and skate a red curb until then.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2804 on: October 16, 2012, 02:28:24 PM »
there's this cute chick that works where i do, but i suck with girls, and i cant even get a good chance to talk to her...dumb shit...but it irks me, cuz shes mad cute n shit

just make it happen. if you want it bad enough, not being good with girls is no of a reason to let it slip.

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« Reply #2805 on: October 16, 2012, 04:04:13 PM »
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there's this cute chick that works where i do, but i suck with girls, and i cant even get a good chance to talk to her...dumb shit...but it irks me, cuz shes mad cute n shit
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just make it happen. if you want it bad enough, not being good with girls is no of a reason to let it slip.
Just do it man. You gotta just make a move.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2806 on: October 17, 2012, 11:57:28 PM »
I'm out and no one gives a shit. Later.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2807 on: October 19, 2012, 04:40:07 PM »
I'm out and no one gives a shit. Later.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2808 on: October 20, 2012, 11:08:58 AM »
saw bake and destroy at kcdc last night
shook hands with brayden
too awkward to ask for a picture
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2809 on: October 20, 2012, 07:57:46 PM »
whoa was just at a friends party at a vip club where a shit load of $300 bottles of grey goose / champage were consumed and bouncers were shaking your hand + taking ur coat... this is wat damn wealth tastes like + i was a sucka for it, but damn its pretty effed up rly. .
this chick just got a louis 14th versailles palace statue renovated in her name for bday... wtf lol  ???  :D

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2810 on: October 29, 2012, 02:26:39 PM »
ok, went out on a pseudo-date with this chick the other day.  she's pretty hot, with a white girl booty the size of a watermelon.  anyway, about half way through the night, she pulls me aside and says "if we're going to be hanging out, I've got to tell you something.  I was born with only one hand..."  and then she pulls this thing out.  it wasn't just a missing hand, there were a couple little finger/claw things sticking out that had fingernails (they were painted).  At the time I told here that it was no problem, but the more i think about it the more its fucking me up.  not sure what i should do
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« Reply #2811 on: October 29, 2012, 02:34:20 PM »
ok, went out on a pseudo-date with this chick the other day.  she's pretty hot, with a white girl booty the size of a watermelon.  anyway, about half way through the night, she pulls me aside and says "if we're going to be hanging out, I've got to tell you something.  I was born with only one hand..."  and then she pulls this thing out.  it wasn't just a missing hand, there were a couple little finger/claw things sticking out that had fingernails (they were painted).  At the time I told here that it was no problem, but the more i think about it the more its fucking me up.  not sure what i should do

If she's a babe she's a babe.  If Miranada Kerr had a hand like that she's still be a babe, it could end up being cute.  Would you say "That girls face  is freakshow, but her hands are perfect!" You sound a bit like George Costanza, but it's understandable.  Go out some more, she might be sick in all aspects, except for that one flaw.  It could be way worse.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2812 on: October 29, 2012, 02:55:34 PM »
there's more to the story.  she also admitted to loving dubstep.  don't know which is worse quite frankly.  definitely gonna give it a go though, and at least try to smash.  the booty is seriously other level.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2813 on: October 29, 2012, 03:04:30 PM »
hahaha i'm pretty sure she's going to end up being pretty terrible.


haven't been able to stop thinking about the "wanking claw" bit from the Brittish office
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2814 on: October 29, 2012, 07:12:08 PM »
How'd you not notice that chick's hand was fucked when you met her? Thought her hand would've stuck out like a sore thumb(had to do it).

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2815 on: October 29, 2012, 08:09:58 PM »
The dubstep thing is automatic grounds for a hate fuck. I would also demand a hand job.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2816 on: November 03, 2012, 02:22:10 PM »
Not stoked on coming home on weekends to my parents to work my old job so I can pay rent.


I am stoked how ever on getting some alone time since I live with my girlfriend.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2817 on: November 04, 2012, 02:10:38 AM »
went to a cfl game with my gma gpa n friends(all~80 yrs old, all straight edge) cramped in one car.cramped in stadium seats too. the only person in costume was a robocop replica, he was at least 6'6 and he had 4 seats to himself somehow, when every other row was completely full. I never saw him cheer or move and he looked through the tiny eyepiece the whole time.he danced for the dancecams really fluidly but didn't get on the big screen, and then sat still again.so awesome but kinda sad and maybe he's mentally ill
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2818 on: November 07, 2012, 04:16:46 AM »
so. it seems that I'm super attractive to gay dudes. one of them asked my co-worker at an event if I was down.  flattering and all, but this is like the the 3rd occurrence this month.

if I had the same effect on women, life would be sweet. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #2819 on: November 07, 2012, 04:39:11 AM »
so. it seems that I'm super attractive to gay dudes. one of them asked my co-worker at an event if I was down.  flattering and all, but this is like the the 3rd occurrence this month.

if I had the same effect on women, life would be sweet. 

You must just be a handsome man.  Your user name doesn't really help your cause.