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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3030 on: June 13, 2013, 11:48:51 PM »
Completely paid of two credit cards, but it took $1700 to do it.  One more to go and you don't want to know what that one will cost me.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3031 on: June 19, 2013, 10:48:13 PM »
It was bound to happen eventually.  I got my first ticket for skateboarding downtown.  I got pinched directly in front of City Hall at seven o'clock at night doing a stupid fucking manual that I've done dozens of times.  Right after I land, four bicycle cops swarm me from inside the building and slap me with a $175 citation.  At the end, one of the officers thanked me for being respectful which was nice.
I guess I'm paying to play.  Wish they could've just given me a warning though.  I almost want to frame the damn thing.  Here's hoping it's the first and last.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3032 on: June 19, 2013, 11:15:41 PM »
It was bound to happen eventually.  I got my first ticket for skateboarding downtown.  I got pinched directly in front of City Hall at seven o'clock at night doing a stupid fucking manual that I've done dozens of times.  Right after I land, four bicycle cops swarm me from inside the building and slap me with a $175 citation.  At the end, one of the officers thanked me for being respectful which was nice.
I guess I'm paying to play.  Wish they could've just given me a warning though.  I almost want to frame the damn thing.  Here's hoping it's the first and last.
about two weeks ago, me and a couple friends were skating at night in an old town shopping plaza.I was filming my friend try a 180 off of a roof onto the parking lot. I see the outline of a cop coming from around the corner, he's holding a gun. Apparently someone called and thought we were breaking in. Long story short, some cops cuff us, talk shit on my friend's "rapsheet", and issue us citations for disorderly conduct. Not before telling us we needed to be talking to girls instead of doing this type of shit on a weeknight at 11 PM. We were also in the police reports in the newspaper.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3033 on: June 24, 2013, 11:01:21 AM »
My boss said he may be sending us home early quite often this week because of the heat, but that means less money on my paycheck when I get paid next week.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3034 on: June 24, 2013, 01:40:57 PM »
starting a new job tomorrow, my finical situation needs it but the amount of hours i work leaves me with no time to live, skate, or procreate

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3035 on: June 24, 2013, 02:15:51 PM »
Decided to drop out of community college and try to get a full-time job and my own place. Any good jobs for a 20 year old with 2 previous minimum-wage jobs and a diploma?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3036 on: June 24, 2013, 06:31:17 PM »
No.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3037 on: June 25, 2013, 12:34:52 PM »
Decided to drop out of community college and try to get a full-time job and my own place. Any good jobs for a 20 year old with 2 previous minimum-wage jobs and a diploma?
I may sound weird but get a license to drive a tractor trailer. You'll never be unemployed again. You get paid to drive all over the country and you"ll have layovers while you wait for a load and get to explore or skate a new city every week. I don't do it anymore but its nice to have a safety net incase i get laid off or something.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3038 on: June 25, 2013, 12:45:28 PM »
it's been real hot and sticky these past two days so I've just been lazing in my house. It's very relaxing but I wish I could go skating before 7 pm

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3039 on: June 26, 2013, 07:41:51 PM »
I recently meet a chick at work that likes old school hip hop like me but she is leaving for mexico for about a month.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3040 on: June 27, 2013, 01:13:15 PM »
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3041 on: June 28, 2013, 09:06:04 AM »
NEW PIXIES SONG CAME OUT TODAY, BUT KIM DEAL LEFT THE BAND 9 DAYS AGO...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3042 on: June 28, 2013, 08:26:51 PM »
Skate camp. 8am-3pm. 30 kids age 5-10. 30 fucking kids.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3043 on: June 29, 2013, 05:24:00 AM »
^^ yeah i've been doing skate lessons too but just for one kid. I like getting paid but skateboard lessons are silly in my eyes.

I might be moving in to an apartment soon, I'm stoked on that, but I hate dealing with real estate people because their philosophy is essentially this

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3044 on: June 30, 2013, 04:10:22 AM »
Getting offered a promotion and more hours. Will mean I will need to put finishing my degree on the back burner and not skate and hang out with my friends as much. Don't know what to do, I kinda hate my work too.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3045 on: July 04, 2013, 12:31:36 PM »
im stoked i didn't jump the counter of mcdonalds and beat the shit out of this dude who served me tonight. but i'm also bummed at the same time because i hurt my pride by not doing it... no doubt the security guard would have eaten me a live if i did and i would have gotten arrested i mean i coulda easily bailed and got away but they would have caught my licence plate of my car on the cameras and it woulda caught up too me. so thats the stokage factor... anyways i ordered a burger, i got back to my seat opened it up to check the lettuce mayo sitch( which i always do because atleast 1 out 4 times fast food joints will fuck that shit up) and ofcourse it was major lacking, now i don't mind going back and asking for a little extra , it really doesnt bother me i am so use to it, and what do you expect its a mcdonalds for christ sake, so i asked politley like i always do, i dont try and be a douchebag about it ever, the lady next to me actually complained about it but i said exactly what i said just then, he didnt even hear it anyway. this guy comes back with my burger(probably spit on) but than he pulls out a huge bag of lettuce and says "that enough for ya" , and him and his homie laughed right in my face, yeha very funny, i just said yeah your the one who fucked up the burger and went on my way , i get back to my table and my fries and drink are gone which i hadnt touched , some other employee threw them in the bin as they were not attended and to be honest it didnt even really piss me off i just asked the guy who threw them out to get me another one, he was quite nice about it too, so im waiting at the counter and this guy asks whats wrong with your burger now in a rude way and i go no biggie homie threw my shit out and he goes to me "so whats the problem then" and i was furious, i didnt say shit i just grabbed my shit and bailed. and thats the part im not stoked about, i acted like a little fucking bitch right there ,i  should smacked the fuck out of him.. but its all i have decided if i ever see this motherfucker, he is fucked, im gonna run up on him like the motherfuckin flash , not say shit he is just gonna cop the worse beating ever out of no where.      sorry for raving on ,i dont know how to write sentences and shit and i know that probably pissed a lot of you off, my bad.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3047 on: July 09, 2013, 02:52:48 PM »
This video has me stoked/and somewhat stunned:



But... I sold my gaming console months ago because I never used it except to play Skate occasionally.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3048 on: July 09, 2013, 09:23:38 PM »
I love/hate watching medical videos on youtube. Y'know, surgical procedures and stuff, especially ones where large amounts of fluids are drained.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3049 on: July 09, 2013, 10:09:14 PM »
NEW PIXIES SONG CAME OUT TODAY, BUT KIM DEAL LEFT THE BAND 9 DAYS AGO...


Pixies without Kim Deal is not Pixies.

Also, that song was pretty boring...apparently they forgot about the loudQUIETloud dynamic that made them interesting the first go around?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3050 on: July 10, 2013, 06:27:32 AM »


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/05/guantanamo-hunger-strike-ramadan-force-feeding
U would think people would just eat if they knew that was coming.  But I guess the soldiers prob do it anyways.  Fucking sadistic fuckers.  Of course I did laugh through that whole video.  

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3051 on: July 10, 2013, 11:09:58 AM »
There's a badass fight later today, not stoked on the fucking electrodes glued to my head. Fuck seizures.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3052 on: July 10, 2013, 11:28:21 AM »
lol what the fuck

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3053 on: July 10, 2013, 12:51:32 PM »
im stoked i didn't jump the counter of mcdonalds and beat the shit out of this dude who served me tonight. but i'm also bummed at the same time because i hurt my pride by not doing it... no doubt the security guard would have eaten me a live if i did and i would have gotten arrested i mean i coulda easily bailed and got away but they would have caught my licence plate of my car on the cameras and it woulda caught up too me. so thats the stokage factor... anyways i ordered a burger, i got back to my seat opened it up to check the lettuce mayo sitch( which i always do because atleast 1 out 4 times fast food joints will fuck that shit up) and ofcourse it was major lacking, now i don't mind going back and asking for a little extra , it really doesnt bother me i am so use to it, and what do you expect its a mcdonalds for christ sake, so i asked politley like i always do, i dont try and be a douchebag about it ever, the lady next to me actually complained about it but i said exactly what i said just then, he didnt even hear it anyway. this guy comes back with my burger(probably spit on) but than he pulls out a huge bag of lettuce and says "that enough for ya" , and him and his homie laughed right in my face, yeha very funny, i just said yeah your the one who fucked up the burger and went on my way , i get back to my table and my fries and drink are gone which i hadnt touched , some other employee threw them in the bin as they were not attended and to be honest it didnt even really piss me off i just asked the guy who threw them out to get me another one, he was quite nice about it too, so im waiting at the counter and this guy asks whats wrong with your burger now in a rude way and i go no biggie homie threw my shit out and he goes to me "so whats the problem then" and i was furious, i didnt say shit i just grabbed my shit and bailed. and thats the part im not stoked about, i acted like a little fucking bitch right there ,i?  should smacked the fuck out of him.. but its all i have decided if i ever see this motherfucker, he is fucked, im gonna run up on him like the motherfuckin flash , not say shit he is just gonna cop the worse beating ever out of no where.?  ?  ?  sorry for raving on ,i dont know how to write sentences and shit and i know that probably pissed a lot of you off, my bad.

If this stuff ever happens to me I have a prepared thing to tell off fast food employees which would probably be better than jumping over the counter and maybe getting a punch in before you eventually get arrested. Just tell the dude straight up, "Listen homie, you work at fucking mcdonalds. Your bitch ass is cooking me and every other dude burgers day in and day out for what? Minimum fucking wage. At least you could try and do this piss poor job right, scum." Or in whatever words you want, but basically tell that motherfucker how life is. He works at a fast food joint. Guaranteed he will go home fucking pissed, and realize what a loser he really is. Hope that helps.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3054 on: July 10, 2013, 03:48:47 PM »
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im stoked i didn't jump the counter of mcdonalds and beat the shit out of this dude who served me tonight. but i'm also bummed at the same time because i hurt my pride by not doing it... no doubt the security guard would have eaten me a live if i did and i would have gotten arrested i mean i coulda easily bailed and got away but they would have caught my licence plate of my car on the cameras and it woulda caught up too me. so thats the stokage factor... anyways i ordered a burger, i got back to my seat opened it up to check the lettuce mayo sitch( which i always do because atleast 1 out 4 times fast food joints will fuck that shit up) and ofcourse it was major lacking, now i don't mind going back and asking for a little extra , it really doesnt bother me i am so use to it, and what do you expect its a mcdonalds for christ sake, so i asked politley like i always do, i dont try and be a douchebag about it ever, the lady next to me actually complained about it but i said exactly what i said just then, he didnt even hear it anyway. this guy comes back with my burger(probably spit on) but than he pulls out a huge bag of lettuce and says "that enough for ya" , and him and his homie laughed right in my face, yeha very funny, i just said yeah your the one who fucked up the burger and went on my way , i get back to my table and my fries and drink are gone which i hadnt touched , some other employee threw them in the bin as they were not attended and to be honest it didnt even really piss me off i just asked the guy who threw them out to get me another one, he was quite nice about it too, so im waiting at the counter and this guy asks whats wrong with your burger now in a rude way and i go no biggie homie threw my shit out and he goes to me "so whats the problem then" and i was furious, i didnt say shit i just grabbed my shit and bailed. and thats the part im not stoked about, i acted like a little fucking bitch right there ,i?  should smacked the fuck out of him.. but its all i have decided if i ever see this motherfucker, he is fucked, im gonna run up on him like the motherfuckin flash , not say shit he is just gonna cop the worse beating ever out of no where.?  ?  ?  sorry for raving on ,i dont know how to write sentences and shit and i know that probably pissed a lot of you off, my bad.
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If this stuff ever happens to me I have a prepared thing to tell off fast food employees which would probably be better than jumping over the counter and maybe getting a punch in before you eventually get arrested. Just tell the dude straight up, "Listen homie, you work at fucking mcdonalds. Your bitch ass is cooking me and every other dude burgers day in and day out for what? Minimum fucking wage. At least you could try and do this piss poor job right, scum." Or in whatever words you want, but basically tell that motherfucker how life is. He works at a fast food joint. Guaranteed he will go home fucking pissed, and realize what a loser he really is. Hope that helps.


Nah i got no beef with people working in fast food, you do what you gotta do, i have had my fair share of shitty jobs and currently have a shitty one now .. But i know what you are saying and next time i will come at them with something good

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3055 on: July 11, 2013, 12:05:25 AM »
Fiance wants to hire a wedding planner? This event is causing me so much stress, I just can't wrap my head around all the shit he wants to do to for it. It's almost here. A year from last tuesday and the deed will be done.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3056 on: July 11, 2013, 04:43:51 PM »
When I get laid off from the forest service at the end of the season, I'll go back to my job at the catering company I worked for before. That being said, I've "been" to a lot of weddings and receptions. It seems to me that the couples who were happiest with their experiences were the ones that had the most laid back and free flowing ones. Just let him know that. It's supposed to be fun, not stressful.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3057 on: July 11, 2013, 09:05:36 PM »
When I get laid off from the forest service at the end of the season, I'll go back to my job at the catering company I worked for before. That being said, I've "been" to a lot of weddings and receptions. It seems to me that the couples who were happiest with their experiences were the ones that had the most laid back and free flowing ones. Just let him know that. It's supposed to be fun, not stressful.
That's what I've been trying to convey. The venue is a really laid back and relaxed location, the parties are both super cool with each other and us and it just must be the traveling back and forth from Maine to Ohio all the time. I'm also probably overreacting a little bit since I have a pension to do that with important things. I just want him to hire either his aunt or my sister-in-law if he's going to hire someone.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3058 on: July 11, 2013, 11:09:05 PM »
Zooey Deschanel's show kinda sucks but I have to watch it cuz she's in it and I love the shit out of her.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3059 on: July 11, 2013, 11:36:09 PM »
Zooey Deschanel's show kinda sucks but I have to watch it cuz she's in it and I love the shit out of her.
new girl? I really like that show honestly. Never really cared for her before, but now I'm a fan.
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