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ROCKxADIO420

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3210 on: October 27, 2013, 02:10:18 PM »
honestly tell that chick to fuck off and that youll have aids by 34 cause youre too busy fucking anything that moves

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3211 on: October 27, 2013, 03:02:39 PM »
some people at LES dont know how to let shit go, especially since it's basically become the most popular park in the city after the renovation

I've never been there past 9 am before. The pre-9 am session has been called "Gentlemen's Hour" before, I agree. It's not too crowded, nobody is trying to show-up anyone else, people just want to roll around unencumbered, it's rather pleasant.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3212 on: October 27, 2013, 03:08:27 PM »
Found a wallride/bankride type of spot today behind pricechopper. Stoked i got to skate back there for 45 minutes. Not stoked i got kicked out after 45 minutes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3213 on: November 04, 2013, 02:43:19 PM »
Balls deep in Fall.  I can't complain about all the yoga pant clad cheeks waving hello and goodbye as they thunder down the sidewalk butt, the chilly days are reminding me that slamming in the cold is negative fun. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3214 on: November 04, 2013, 04:04:44 PM »
kinda cold to pour concrete but i think i can still lay bricks for my DIY spots probably

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3215 on: November 09, 2013, 08:51:16 AM »
There's this curvy fat bitch with an oral fixation that wants my cock, and she says that since she's on the pill it's cool if i bust in her... But only on the condition that i get tested for HIV. This has given me a whole bunch of added anxiety when i daydream about testing positive. I've never been tested, but I've never done anything too sketchy.

I guess if i do have the booty flu i can expect to lose a few pounds pretty easy.
Wipe me down

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3216 on: November 11, 2013, 04:08:08 PM »
Really should have done more than the introduction to this essay I have for friday but I watched Polar videos and old Have I Got News For You episodes all day so I can't complain.
skating is all about choosing your outfit very deliberately, going out in public. looking super sick. and then riding your board a little bit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3217 on: November 11, 2013, 07:36:53 PM »

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3218 on: November 12, 2013, 07:09:24 PM »
I can't stop shoving wine, cheese, and red meat down my gullet

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« Reply #3219 on: November 12, 2013, 07:13:54 PM »
I can't stop shoving wine, cheese, and red meat down my gullet

Are you by yourself or something? I don't see how that's relevant to being "not stoked"...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3220 on: November 12, 2013, 08:10:28 PM »
stoked that i got a venereal disease so i can spread it and get the virus in circulation lol?


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3221 on: November 12, 2013, 08:29:39 PM »
stoked that i got a venereal disease so i can spread it and get the virus in circulation lol?

^one for the mentally ill skater thread

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3222 on: November 12, 2013, 09:18:24 PM »
An Amazon warehouse recently opened in the town I grew up in, I was stoked that a bunch of my friends from back home got jobs there, then I read this...

http://www.motherjones.com/print/161491

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3223 on: November 15, 2013, 12:41:14 AM »
one more post until i'm a pal...how do i..? what do i..?

aw, fuck.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3224 on: November 15, 2013, 12:18:22 PM »
out of reefer, but i got a doobie in the ashtray...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3225 on: November 15, 2013, 01:24:38 PM »
one more post until i'm a pal...how do i..? what do i..?

aw, fuck.
Start a thread about how small curbs are scarier than big curbs, that'll get you gnars for sure
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3226 on: November 15, 2013, 08:56:03 PM »


This song is pretty hot - I'm not sure what you're not stoked on...
Is it the message?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3227 on: November 16, 2013, 11:58:00 AM »
My friend offered me a job but it's at hot topic.
"I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
 if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom."
 


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3228 on: November 16, 2013, 06:32:30 PM »
My friend offered me a job but it's at hot topic.
Money is money is money playa

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3229 on: November 16, 2013, 07:08:50 PM »
Went to work yesterday and wasn't even scheduled to work. Didn't realize till the end of my shift.

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Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3230 on: November 17, 2013, 07:07:04 PM »
Tomorrow's my first night of work and i dont know what to expect. I'm not too social... hopefully it goes not as horrible as im waiting for it to be.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3231 on: November 17, 2013, 08:04:57 PM »
stoked on masturbatin


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3232 on: November 17, 2013, 08:25:58 PM »
stoked on masturbatin

You fell off son.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3233 on: December 06, 2013, 05:17:40 PM »
Going to Manhattan on Monday for 5 days. It's going to rain the day I get there, but hopefully I can at least get a good day of skating in before I leave, even if it's just an A.M. session at LES.
damn those yarys bout those squats

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3234 on: December 06, 2013, 07:54:43 PM »
End of the semester. Stoked that I'm almost done but not stoked on all the work/tests.
Who are you to judge what kinds of cocks he wants to suck?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3235 on: December 07, 2013, 02:41:02 AM »
Thinking about going back 2 college, doing things right, graduating, getting a job.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3236 on: December 07, 2013, 07:51:50 AM »
idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3237 on: December 07, 2013, 08:28:06 AM »
idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good

haha. i got enough homies across the country it turn out so i ain't gotsta be homeless.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3238 on: December 07, 2013, 08:28:16 AM »
idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good
you should do one man shows, so good posts

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3239 on: December 07, 2013, 10:39:40 AM »
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idk your homeless plan sounded pretty good
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you should do one man shows, so good posts
I am a ROCKxADIO420 fan, as well.
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