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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3660 on: May 09, 2015, 12:14:43 AM »
stoked i finally hit axle on my back truck, not stoked some asshole over waxed my local curbs to the point of it feeling like skating on ice

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3661 on: May 09, 2015, 12:30:23 AM »
Pretty stoked on Emmet Otter but I can't make out the words after the rock n roll bit and before "saturday night wine"(????)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3662 on: May 09, 2015, 03:30:27 PM »
Guy in front of me in at Starbucks drive thru bought my coffee. Cashier asks if I want to pay for person behind me. Sure here's my card. Thanks for not telling me the person behind me ordered four drinks. What the fuck. $15 for a coffee. Why can't everyone just pay for their own shit like every other establishment in the world.
lol u didnt have to pay for it like a sucka

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3663 on: May 09, 2015, 03:32:52 PM »
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Guy in front of me in at Starbucks drive thru bought my coffee. Cashier asks if I want to pay for person behind me. Sure here's my card. Thanks for not telling me the person behind me ordered four drinks. What the fuck. $15 for a coffee. Why can't everyone just pay for their own shit like every other establishment in the world.
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lol u didnt have to pay for it like a sucka
shudda gone 2 cumby's.




Not stoked I still haven't landed a caveman boardslide but I feel it's time to move in on caveman 5050's.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3664 on: May 10, 2015, 04:15:02 PM »
sullivan, in new york. will be eligible for early release after 2/3rds (8 months) of the time if I keep myself out of trouble. and yeah, of course you can read, write, draw, watch tv.....you have to pay for writing utensils, paper, envelopes, stamps etc all at exuberant costs. maybe i'll ask slap to put together a list of books for me because allegedly you can bring in as many books as you can carry.

Read Boob by Dave Carnie.  It's a great collection of old Big Brother stuff. 

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« Reply #3665 on: May 10, 2015, 04:17:33 PM »
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sullivan, in new york. will be eligible for early release after 2/3rds (8 months) of the time if I keep myself out of trouble. and yeah, of course you can read, write, draw, watch tv.....you have to pay for writing utensils, paper, envelopes, stamps etc all at exuberant costs. maybe i'll ask slap to put together a list of books for me because allegedly you can bring in as many books as you can carry.
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Read Boob by Dave Carnie.  It's a great collection of old Big Brother stuff. 
That's a video.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3666 on: May 11, 2015, 07:18:54 AM »
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Guy in front of me in at Starbucks drive thru bought my coffee. Cashier asks if I want to pay for person behind me. Sure here's my card. Thanks for not telling me the person behind me ordered four drinks. What the fuck. $15 for a coffee. Why can't everyone just pay for their own shit like every other establishment in the world.
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lol u didnt have to pay for it like a sucka
Im sayin.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3667 on: May 11, 2015, 08:26:39 PM »
I want to prank call the suicide hotline but the only way to make it really funny is to actually kill myself ???

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« Reply #3668 on: May 11, 2015, 08:41:02 PM »
I want to prank call the suicide hotline but the only way to make it really funny is to actually kill myself ???

"Ya know what I mean??? ;)"

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« Reply #3669 on: May 11, 2015, 08:55:53 PM »
I want to prank call the suicide hotline but the only way to make it really funny is to actually kill myself ???

ABD

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3670 on: May 11, 2015, 11:03:27 PM »
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sullivan, in new york. will be eligible for early release after 2/3rds (8 months) of the time if I keep myself out of trouble. and yeah, of course you can read, write, draw, watch tv.....you have to pay for writing utensils, paper, envelopes, stamps etc all at exuberant costs. maybe i'll ask slap to put together a list of books for me because allegedly you can bring in as many books as you can carry.
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Read Boob by Dave Carnie.  It's a great collection of old Big Brother stuff. 
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That's a video.

No it's a book now too, it's got the same cover as the video did though. 

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« Reply #3671 on: May 11, 2015, 11:21:04 PM »
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sullivan, in new york. will be eligible for early release after 2/3rds (8 months) of the time if I keep myself out of trouble. and yeah, of course you can read, write, draw, watch tv.....you have to pay for writing utensils, paper, envelopes, stamps etc all at exuberant costs. maybe i'll ask slap to put together a list of books for me because allegedly you can bring in as many books as you can carry.
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Read Boob by Dave Carnie.  It's a great collection of old Big Brother stuff. 
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That's a video.
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No it's a book now too, it's got the same cover as the video did though. 
oh wow is it also a documentary? television show?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3672 on: May 12, 2015, 12:29:46 AM »
Finally got to skate a little bit today after recovering from my surgery. It's kinda bittersweet cause it's great to finally be able to ride again but I'm still not sure how much I'll be able to do which really bums me out, doing a trick on flat hurt when landing. Still unsure if that'll be permanent from all the missing cartilage but I'll just have to wait and see.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3673 on: May 12, 2015, 05:41:26 AM »
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sullivan, in new york. will be eligible for early release after 2/3rds (8 months) of the time if I keep myself out of trouble. and yeah, of course you can read, write, draw, watch tv.....you have to pay for writing utensils, paper, envelopes, stamps etc all at exuberant costs. maybe i'll ask slap to put together a list of books for me because allegedly you can bring in as many books as you can carry.
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Read Boob by Dave Carnie.  It's a great collection of old Big Brother stuff. 
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That's a video.
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No it's a book now too, it's got the same cover as the video did though. 

It is also a funny book.  I was at an "all inclusive" resort in Mexico 2-3 years ago, with my wife, reading it poolside.  One of the Entertainment Coordinators (i.e.- super hot Latina there paid to talk to guests), came up, sat on my lap and says, "Oh, you like boob?"  I replied, "Yes."  She proceeded to drop her bikini top and put her boobs in my face.  My wife just laughed.  Thanks, Dave Carnie. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3674 on: May 21, 2015, 03:01:55 PM »
broke my sunglasses, but i fixed them. it's been an exciting day.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3675 on: May 21, 2015, 11:40:48 PM »
stoked: my cat has been laying on me all night, he usually just chills with me for like 30 minutes and leave but hes been here all night

not stoked: i want to jerk off

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« Reply #3676 on: May 22, 2015, 04:59:59 AM »
Skateboarding is often regarded as "social" and hip or whatever but to be honest with you I don't think I really want a lotta friends. So I'm stoked I ended up having something to do with my time in addition to everything else I be doing but I ended up just not liking a lotta people. Win lose situation.

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« Reply #3677 on: May 22, 2015, 11:32:29 AM »
Skateboarding is often regarded as "social" and hip or whatever but to be honest with you I don't think I really want a lotta friends. So I'm stoked I ended up having something to do with my time in addition to everything else I be doing but I ended up just not liking a lotta people. Win lose situation.
i'm w/ ya there. you, jim and dan and the dirtnek are good peoples but i don't care too much for other skaters. i'm exaggerating a bit and do enjoy a few other people's company but i'm pretty introverted.
stoked that my pal 'tinkles' came to visit last night. he and i were roommies in SF back in 07 i believe. we usedta run amok, drunken vandalism sprees that ended before 47th Ave cause don't focus windshields where ya live. he saved my life on one of my ODs, rode to UCSF w/ me. reminded me that i do have real friends [asides the few mentioned above] but not stoked that i talked him into going halves w/ me and double not stoked that he's going back to portland, Or and we didn't get a chance to dump my friends bones in the Atlantic. yeah, my friend passed away in Thailand and tinkles purloined some of our friend's bones from the SF funeral. he dropped some in Argentina amongst other exotic places and our deceased friend brought us together in SF so it'd be fitting for us to share a moment and spread his remains.
dude who passed away was very inspirational, helped us be more worldly and stoked for having known him. not stoked i can't trade someone else to be dead for him.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3678 on: May 22, 2015, 09:54:27 PM »
I'm starting to get to the point where my body feels old. 

I can't skate for more than 3-4 hours in a day anymore and that's only getting out there 3 days a week. 

I hurt both my hip flexors over 6 months ago and they're still messed up. 

Bursitis in one knee, and my big toe on my push foot aches after every session. 

I'm pretty fuckin stoked to have learned frontside wallies though. 
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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« Reply #3679 on: May 23, 2015, 12:27:15 AM »
I'm starting to get to the point where my body feels old. 

I can't skate for more than 3-4 hours in a day anymore and that's only getting out there 3 days a week. 

I hurt both my hip flexors over 6 months ago and they're still messed up. 

Bursitis in one knee, and my big toe on my push foot aches after every session. 

I'm pretty fuckin stoked to have learned frontside wallies though. 

good deal on fs wallies. i've been doing sw wallies lately but don't think i've done a fs one yet. wall tricks are the best.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3680 on: May 23, 2015, 11:55:56 AM »
Damn spool I just saw your jail time posts. I'd be down to toss some money on a thrasher subscription for you if that's allowed/other people want to get down on it.

Switch wall maneuvers seem pretty hectic, good for you ST
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« Reply #3681 on: May 23, 2015, 12:03:10 PM »
oh he's been having switch wallie for a while now. you needa subscribe to my youtube channel homie.

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« Reply #3682 on: May 23, 2015, 06:10:58 PM »
stoked that apparently (I literally just realized) that I was born on Christmas across the pond (I was born Christmas eve in the evening in California) but I'm not really Christian or anything so I don't sort of know why it should matter.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3683 on: May 27, 2015, 05:24:51 PM »
a party i'm going to tonight with my buddy/college roommate from last year

not stoked on the party but stoked on leaving early and skating with him afterwards. haven't had a proper night session in a while
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« Reply #3684 on: May 28, 2015, 04:12:37 PM »
The sirens drawing me in to hell along with the big tittied fat assed medusa the seduca turning me to stone.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3685 on: June 01, 2015, 10:54:11 PM »
New season of Aqua Teen starts this month, but it's the final season:(



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« Reply #3686 on: June 03, 2015, 02:35:55 PM »
Just finished my last day of high school, this is the first major transition for me in quite a while, my feelings are mixed and my best friend is moving to New York for college. Cry me a river, hopefully JC isn't so bad for just 1 year.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3687 on: June 03, 2015, 10:59:39 PM »
this weird ass documentary trailer about drug addiction and the overall shittiness of the area I call home-



I know a lot of those kids, the one black kid w/ short hair died on St Paddys day from heroin od at the age of 21....kid slurping drugs out of poop bowl used to actually be a client of mine...so fucking over the top unreal/too real....stoked/unstoked
sanch dont be mad because your wife used to clean my mansion

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« Reply #3688 on: June 03, 2015, 11:04:49 PM »
this weird ass documentary trailer about drug addiction and the overall shittiness of the area I call home-



I know a lot of those kids, the one black kid w/ short hair died on St Paddys day from heroin od at the age of 21....kid slurping drugs out of poop bowl used to actually be a client of mine...so fucking over the top unreal/too real....stoked/unstoked
shooting coke in the thumb? why not the dick?

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #3689 on: June 04, 2015, 11:44:47 AM »
hahahaha....use your damn head!
sanch dont be mad because your wife used to clean my mansion

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