Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[tuesday]

My instagram account got locked. Don't even quite know why. Used it only to follow skaters. Never posted anything.

[Steely Daniel]

I actually cut my hair and beard with Manscaped clippers and they work well. Never needed to mow the nether regions. I'm not bald down there, but the pubes have always been a more than manageable length. Some of you guys must have sasquatch in a headlock down there.

Wouldn't it be more like sasquatch in a triangle choke?

You guys ever nick your balls or dick while deforesting?

I have done it with scissors, a normal 3 blade razor, and an electric razor at various points in my horny teenage / early adult years. Hurts like fuck and bleeds like a stuck pig.

[Noble Experiment]

Just found out this girl who I had the biggest crush on a while back who I was hoping to one day re-spark something up with is getting married tomorrow. But I’m also eating some really good ice cream right now too, so all is well.

[whale]

Last time I went skating I felt 360 flips finally clicked.
Did like 7-8 in a row, and they all felt solid.
Then I tried to bail a 5050 but my other foot landed on my nose. Did the splits pretty bad and my tail banged on my knee. Have been walking awkwardly since.

[wahwahwah]

met this girl on tinder we talked for like 6 hours straight and saw eachother the same evening. we houngout for the wholeweekend and shit it was amazing shes perfect

but now that we havent seen eachother for a few days i notice how shes like the opposite of before when we text and shit and im wondering what the fuck happened or did i do some shit

usually this wouldnt bother me but i just cant keep her out of my head and its fucking me up

[brycickle]

Just found out this girl who I had the biggest crush on a while back who I was hoping to one day re-spark something up with is getting married tomorrow. But I’m also eating some really good ice cream right now too, so all is well.

[Filip]

Ive been on holiday for the last week. Today I came back to work just to find out, that pretty much half of our agency ( I work for an digital advertisment company as an account manager) have pretty much quit. I knew about two people quitting, but today I found out that the other two are leaving as well. Not really stoked on that.


Anyway, I got a message on Linkedin last week, which I didnt pay atention too much, since I was on holiday, but I checked it today, and Im being recruited to this agency that Ive beeing eyeing for the last month. I was not really intending to change jobs, or quit, just checking options, but all the people around quitting made me setup an interview, so hopefully it goes well. If it doesnt, well I still have a good job, but right now I feel like a change would benefit me.

[Banned from the room]

Got a phone now I can slap on the go. People can call me

[somethingmustbreaknow]

CALL ME 917 ASS FLEA

[Urtripping]

I skated a Team Pain skatepark in Loveland, CO when I was visiting family and it was fucking sick. I am not used to skating parks like that and since I skated there, I'm even more stoked on skating transition. I got front tails on some mid sized quarters and really wished I could skate a place like that often enough to get real comfortable in transition. There just aren't really any parks near me that have steep, deep shit like that park did.

Shoutout the Mehaffey local that was ripping while tripping on shrooms and bringing the best vibes at that session in Loveland. Take me back to Colorado...

[boogs]

they had to cut my scalp open to repair holes in my sinus's where CSF liquid was draining into and out of my nose. pieces of my brain were starting to leak out thru the holes also. bout a ten hour surgery but at least i won't die.

[live, laugh, love]

they had to cut my scalp open to repair holes in my sinus's where CSF liquid was draining into and out of my nose. pieces of my brain were starting to leak out thru the holes also. bout a ten hour surgery but at least i won't die.

I'm sorry to hear what you went through, and I wish you a fast recovery.

[Frank]

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they had to cut my scalp open to repair holes in my sinus's where CSF liquid was draining into and out of my nose. pieces of my brain were starting to leak out thru the holes also. bout a ten hour surgery but at least i won't die.

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I'm sorry to hear what you went through, and I wish you a fast recovery.

so fucked up, get well soon!

[Easy Slider]

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they had to cut my scalp open to repair holes in my sinus's where CSF liquid was draining into and out of my nose. pieces of my brain were starting to leak out thru the holes also. bout a ten hour surgery but at least i won't die.

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I'm sorry to hear what you went through, and I wish you a fast recovery.

[close]

so fucked up, get well soon!

@boogs Dude that sounds horrible. Laying in the hospital rn after lung surgery but nothing as heavy as yours. I pray that your surgery was a success and that you get the best care imaginable.

[Frank]

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they had to cut my scalp open to repair holes in my sinus's where CSF liquid was draining into and out of my nose. pieces of my brain were starting to leak out thru the holes also. bout a ten hour surgery but at least i won't die.

[close]

I'm sorry to hear what you went through, and I wish you a fast recovery.

[close]

so fucked up, get well soon!

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@boogs Dude that sounds horrible. Laying in the hospital rn after lung surgery but nothing as heavy as yours. I pray that your surgery was a success and that you get the best care imaginable.

shit, speedy recovery to you as well.

[boogs]

thank you pals. i'm back at home after 9 days in the hospital. it will probably be another 2 weeks before i'm able to go back to work. trying to keep myself occupied in the meantime.

[friendly dave]

More or a not stoked on but stoked on. The back half of one of my front teeth broke off this morning. I put the chunk of tooth on my counter and quickly figured out which Walgreens in the area had dental cement in the area. Drove to get some and I think I've successfully glued my tooth back together. I'm hungry though and while it feels pretty solid, I'm wary of testing it. The instructions said it takes like two hours to fully set up and is generally good for 3 to 10 years. Either way, I'm gonna be on a mostly liquid diet today, even though it's been about five hours at this point.

[Coastal Fever]

I’m stoked that my house/shed/car/loved ones all survived Hurricane Fiona unharmed.  Also stoked that I’m still able to work and make money in spite of it.

I’m not stoked that we’re coming up on 4 days without power, and may not get it back for days to come.  Having no electricity or hot water is bad enough, but it’s starting to get cold here at night.  If we have outages this long during actual winter it would be very bad.

[Mean salto]

Fukn back keeps going out. Not fully I'm completely fucked out but few close calls of I gotta get to a chair real quick then I can't sit down because I'm stuck pinching nerves.
But it's meant I've almost completely caught up on walking dead because I can't do anything else really. I can tell why I stopped watching it tho it's a pretty dumb/lazy/inconsistent show I guess it's meant to just be fun and I can let a lot of stuff pass but other times it just doesn't even make sense.

[Banned from the room]

they had to cut my scalp open to repair holes in my sinus's where CSF liquid was draining into and out of my nose. pieces of my brain were starting to leak out thru the holes also. bout a ten hour surgery but at least i won't die.

My god. I'm so sorry yo.

I believe in your power tho!!! We gonna go forever pal. Roll forever

[Banned from the room]

Stoked my switch game is coming back.

Not stoked the rain is here.

Not stoked the switch game is probably temporary regaining of partial youthful powers.

[sacking rails]

took a poop and my stomach stopped hurting but instead my butt hurts now

[EXTRA SPICY]

Some examples of pure strength up in here. Good luck with it all pals.


The transmission (just 1st gear) went out in my truck. I've been driving around engaging from a stop into 2nd gear for a couple months but finally bit the bullet to get it fixed. Oxymoronic at best, the thing is 41 years old. Truck recovery occurs tomorrow.

This car is an extension of myself, and having it gone has put a strain on my lifestyle/dating/eating habits/etc. It has also made me fall back in love with public transit. Push pull.

[sacking rails]

nollie grinds
not stoked on the state of our public transit

[TheBoognish]

Not stoked on having Covid for the first time because I’m pretty beat up and can’t sleep.

Stoked because I was expecting A LOT worse (3x vax)

[Banned from the room]

Zero fucking call backs.

I know what it is. They don't want me to werk circles around them.

Fuck fuck fuck.

[Abyss1]

Been watching the recent alex jones trial for the 1st time,closing arguments today and its dope that the families are gonna get a lot money, but not stoked that people are still telling the families that they are crisis actors...dark shit

[sacking rails]

taco bell keeps raising prices but its good af

[Banned from the room]

I'm stoked everyone is getting their insta shine. I want to make it clear I am stoked on it

I can watch my favorite skater and the kids first kickflip. Love it. I love mfkf more maybe.

I been watching this lady skating. Blonde looks old. Like late 30s. Skating ok. They have no style at all. And every single clip is in the park.

Someone said...

This the greatest female skater in the history of skating. Had like 50000 likes too.

I had to let a mofo know that no that this person isn't even close to that title.

It goes like this

Elissa
Del Santo
Carabeth
Alexis

Two grrls in the Powell video back in the .

This can never change. Especially if these new dudes are in the park or living off red bull or sls bs.

That shit doesn't count!!!!!!!

Let's see this new dude frickin kickflip hill bomb with the steez of Elissa.
It's not happening. I'm on my 39th year of skating and I could skate 40 more and I could never ever touch the accomplishments of these ladies.

No one can.


Also plz don't send death threats to other skaters (me). I can't believe I gotta say that. Makes me wanna cry. Tell me I'm wrong but damn


When are we going to except that we are tribe. Forever and ever. I would never threaten the lives of other skaters. Fuck

[Goodcurbs]

I'm stoked everyone is getting their insta shine. I want to make it clear I am stoked on it

I can watch my favorite skater and the kids first kickflip. Love it. I love mfkf more maybe.

I been watching this lady skating. Blonde looks old. Like late 30s. Skating ok. They have no style at all. And every single clip is in the park.

Someone said...

This the greatest female skater in the history of skating. Had like 50000 likes too.

I had to let a mofo know that no that this person isn't even close to that title.

It goes like this

Elissa
Del Santo
Carabeth
Alexis

Two grrls in the Powell video back in the .

This can never change. Especially if these new dudes are in the park or living off red bull or sls bs.

That shit doesn't count!!!!!!!

Let's see this new dude frickin kickflip hill bomb with the steez of Elissa.
It's not happening. I'm on my 39th year of skating and I could skate 40 more and I could never ever touch the accomplishments of these ladies.

No one can.


Also plz don't send death threats to other skaters (me). I can't believe I gotta say that. Makes me wanna cry. Tell me I'm wrong but damn


When are we going to except that we are tribe. Forever and ever. I would never threaten the lives of other skaters. Fuck