Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847911 times)

sectachrome · « **Reply #360 on:** February 25, 2008, 10:20:43 PM »

Quote from: WeTigers on February 25, 2008, 10:13:50 PM

Beat on who's part? It really wasn't my decision and I'm not happy with what's going on, but it will make me feel better.
And I definitely shouldn't be posting that here, but I was pissed and wasn't thinking.
If you'd be cool enough to edit it out, that would be rad, as I'm going to too.

On your part. Sucks for you.

baxter · « **Reply #361 on:** February 25, 2008, 11:00:36 PM »

Im stoked on being a foxy lady, not stoked on not getting reconized.

nocomply · « **Reply #362 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:08:30 PM »

So I was shaving my cock-and-balls the other day with my electric clippers and I said, "what the fuck, why not shave the ass-crack while I'm at it?".

Stoked:
Wiping is incredibly easy. Two wipes maximum and you're clean.

Not Stoked:
My farts are completly different now. They make a really loud slapping sound. The ass-hair was what allowed me to release an SBD. Now, If I'm even slightly sweaty, the cheeks create a seal and trap the fart in between the buttcheeks.
Ass-hair is also what keeps your butt-cheeks from irritating each other when riding a motorcycle. Monkey-butt abounds.

Duffy · « **Reply #363 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »

Quote from: nocomply on March 07, 2008, 12:08:30 PM

cock-and-balls

electric clippers

No

vicky · « **Reply #364 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:26:17 PM »

spring break, but im working every day and dont even get to go home

ahlee · « **Reply #365 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:32:38 PM »

Quote from: vicky on March 07, 2008, 12:26:17 PM

spring break, but im working every day and dont even get to go home

im goin to az, fuuuuuck yea!

vicky · « **Reply #366 on:** March 07, 2008, 12:48:18 PM »

lucky son of a bitch

sectachrome · « **Reply #367 on:** March 07, 2008, 02:33:45 PM »

Quote from: nocomply on March 07, 2008, 12:08:30 PM

So I was shaving my cock-and-balls the other day with my electric clippers and I said, "what the fuck, why not shave the ass-crack while I'm at it?".

Stoked:
Wiping is incredibly easy. Two wipes maximum and you're clean.

Not Stoked:
My farts are completly different now. They make a really loud slapping sound. The ass-hair was what allowed me to release an SBD. Now, If I'm even slightly sweaty, the cheeks create a seal and trap the fart in between the buttcheeks.
Ass-hair is also what keeps your butt-cheeks from irritating each other when riding a motorcycle. Monkey-butt abounds.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/sectachrome/dave1.jpg
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/sectachrome/dave2.jpg

kevbo999 · « **Reply #368 on:** March 07, 2008, 03:55:54 PM »

I'm pissed that my shoes didn't arrive today, that means I gotta wait AT LEAST till Monday for them.. I could be dead by then! I just want my feet to be happy. I'm also pissed that I've been room hunting for nearly 2 weeks, and have so far only found 1 place worth checking out.

On the bright side, it's the weekend, tomorrow night should be a rip roarin' good time, and at least I have one place to check out. If everything goes well this weekend I might have a new pad sooner then expected.

And for the ender, I got a cyst on my taint drained today.

able · « **Reply #369 on:** March 07, 2008, 04:12:26 PM »

I bought brand new wheels yesturday

I have flat spotted them

guy le douche · « **Reply #370 on:** March 07, 2008, 08:26:15 PM »

my dad is getting me new wheels and trucks tomorow since i have no board right now, i have to help paint the house all of sunday in return though.

vicky · « **Reply #371 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:56:04 PM »

www.scrabulous.com

i hate myself for being so bad

Guinness · « **Reply #372 on:** March 07, 2008, 10:17:00 PM »

Quote from: guy le douche on March 07, 2008, 08:26:15 PM

my dad is getting me new wheels and trucks tomorow since i have no board right now, i have to help paint the house all of sunday in return though.

thats lame.

Guinness · « **Reply #373 on:** March 07, 2008, 10:22:30 PM »

new wheels. they are way bigger than my old ones. but are way faster and smother.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #374 on:** March 08, 2008, 10:29:12 AM »

I went to the strip club last night. Stoked i got to see a bunch of naked girls, unstoked I left with blue balls and a chunk of change missing.

vicky · « **Reply #375 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:20:22 PM »

cold budweisers · « **Reply #376 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:31:55 PM »

damn, anger house.

vicky · « **Reply #377 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:38:13 PM »

i prefer alcoholic house

lenny · « **Reply #378 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:48:38 PM »

Not stoked that i have to work all day on a saturday, but stoked i work at a rad skate shop, and drink beer on the job.

sweets · « **Reply #379 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:50:41 PM »

Quote from: vicky on March 08, 2008, 12:20:22 PM

"Don't worry. My brother's got this killer set of tools. I can fix it."

vicky · « **Reply #380 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:53:44 PM »

you know that dude uncle dave at fdr that i was talking to on thursday about the little devil ramp and the kids that work there? thats one of the kids house

sweets · « **Reply #381 on:** March 08, 2008, 12:57:48 PM »

I've had my fair share of skate/party houses. I like lurking on married people's couches these days. The worst you have to worry about is an argument involving whose turn it is to take out the trash.

Couch surfing. Stoked on not paying rent, not stoked on being homeless.

marty. · « **Reply #382 on:** March 08, 2008, 02:20:29 PM »

Brian, I'm telling you, we should get a place. Come September I'm not gonna have a place to live, so I need to figure something out.
I'm super clean and you know how quiet I am. Think about it dude.

Oh, and stoked that the sun is starting to come out/not stoked that the ground is still wet though.

vicky · « **Reply #383 on:** March 08, 2008, 02:30:31 PM »

GOING TO FDR TO SKATE BUT GOING WITH SOMEONE I DONT REALLY WANT TO

baxter · « **Reply #384 on:** March 08, 2008, 10:40:43 PM »

Be stoked you can go to FDR.

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #385 on:** March 09, 2008, 04:39:09 AM »

yesterday while we were skating a ledge some woman starts shouting "skater boi!!" at us so I thought it would be a good idea to say "youre a total fucking idiot, why dont you get yourself to the gym you fat cunt". But I didnt know she was with her boyfriend who was walking just ahead of her, he was huge and starts walking towards me taking his jacket of saying "fucking say it again!!" needless to say I skated away very fast indeed. When I came back after he was gone my friend told me he walked away but then tried to run back and tripped over a curb and fell flat on his face, it was really funny but I almost got the shit beaten out of me

gangsta fred · « **Reply #386 on:** March 09, 2008, 01:44:32 PM »

The last two replies have me disappointed on the human race.

lenny · « **Reply #387 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:00:58 AM »

Quote from: gangsta fred on March 09, 2008, 01:44:32 PM

I am a disappointment to the human race.

baxter · « **Reply #388 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:27:05 AM »

Kings game. They lost but their goalie was fucking good. Best seats of my life.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #389 on:** March 11, 2008, 09:42:02 AM »

Going skating tonight, but at the turd known as Parker Park.

Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 847911 times)

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