Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 849124 times)

baxty · « **Reply #510 on:** April 20, 2008, 01:01:14 AM »

Im sorry but imagining that seems pretty funny to me.

vicky · « **Reply #511 on:** April 20, 2008, 08:03:46 AM »

it is hilarious, but i really didnt want to smell like puke for the rest of the drive home.

longballlarry · « **Reply #512 on:** April 20, 2008, 11:00:21 AM »

my farts are seriously grossing me out right now, but i kind of like it.

lenny · « **Reply #513 on:** April 20, 2008, 12:12:36 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on April 19, 2008, 09:06:03 PM

having sex with my girlfriend. its rad, but i know its gonna be like a week before it happens again.

with that being said, i suppose "my girlfriend" could also have been my post.

should i feel bad that i get bummed on the relationship strictly because shes not in the mood as much as me?

Yes.

Zurg · « **Reply #514 on:** April 20, 2008, 08:08:14 PM »

filmed a trick today, but broke a pretty new board in the process

artichoke · « **Reply #515 on:** April 20, 2008, 08:23:46 PM »

It's Marathon Monday tomorrow- meaning that the Boston Marathon will be heading into my girlfriend's neighborhood. I was all set to sit on her porch, drink 40s, heckle runners and generally celebrate getting through what has been a difficult academic year, but it's looking like I am going to work through most of the night, get up, drink a beer or two during the race, and then working straight through to Tuesday morning.

But hey, after that I have a week or two before summer semester starts...

crackrazor · « **Reply #516 on:** April 20, 2008, 10:02:49 PM »

Riding the city bus is sick, especially with a coffee and headphones, but I utterly dread it when some fucker sits beside you and tries to talk to you about the creepiest shit imaginable. Some guy tried to sell me a wrinkled porn mag for $5. stoked.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #517 on:** April 21, 2008, 09:23:58 AM »

Stoked I got to skate yesterday but not stoked I had to skate in my lows. Ankle bruise as a result. I swear evertime I wear lows that happens.

artichoke · « **Reply #518 on:** April 21, 2008, 10:03:41 PM »

Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.

gangsta fred · « **Reply #519 on:** April 21, 2008, 10:14:04 PM »

Picked up a few morphine patches, but in order to do so, I had to miss meeting this asshole who wants to purchase an antique bicycle.

-the ace of spades

Lance · « **Reply #520 on:** April 21, 2008, 10:15:59 PM »

Quote from: artichoke on April 21, 2008, 10:03:41 PM

Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.

shes a cunt

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #521 on:** April 22, 2008, 12:01:29 AM »

My ankle. It's fucked, but not as fucked as I'd originally thought. If "Not Stoked On" was working, I'd probably of posted this there.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #522 on:** April 22, 2008, 05:13:54 AM »

After a week and a half, my Paypal payments have finally cleared. Now, another week of waiting awaits.

loophole · « **Reply #523 on:** April 22, 2008, 05:40:57 AM »

Quote from: Lance on April 21, 2008, 10:15:59 PM

Quote from: artichoke on April 21, 2008, 10:03:41 PM
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Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.
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she has a cunt

Corey Quinn · « **Reply #524 on:** April 22, 2008, 05:51:43 AM »

i got a 77 on chem test today but before i got my test back the brofessor, handed me the kids paper that sits next to me who got a hundred and had everyone clap because it was the first hundred gotten in her class. i was sooo stoked and then i read the name and got bummed real quick. when she handed me my 77 i was a little happier because i suck in that class.

BriDen · « **Reply #525 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:42:36 AM »

Quote from: loophole on April 22, 2008, 05:40:57 AM

Quote from: Lance on April 21, 2008, 10:15:59 PM
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Quote from: artichoke on April 21, 2008, 10:03:41 PM
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Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.
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she has a cunt
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Agreed, she is a cunt, but her tits were grand. Leno before it was so much better, episode with Dave Salmoni and a bunch of animals: wallabees, a camel, fierce lookin' african eagle, and Jay feeding a baby black bear was awesome.

Matze · « **Reply #526 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:50:34 AM »

i gonna leave the house to skate in about 5 minutes, but i had a real bad shit some minutes ago. hopefully it doesn't start to smell at the spot ... shit marks are a big whatever, because my boxershort is brown.

loophole · « **Reply #527 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:26:20 PM »

winning the photographer of the year award at my school
the awards assembly is the event of the graduating class' last day of school, and since i was in vietnam for a year i had to drop one grade, and the people graduating are my best friends while i'll still be here. i feel like crap

baxty · « **Reply #528 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:12:23 PM »

Post some of your pictures, please.

Why were you in vietnam?

My dad bought my brother a ipod touch and not me anything. I want one too but atleast there will be one in my household. Not that my brother would let me use it.

I may sound like a total bitch, but whatever.

yeah dude! · « **Reply #529 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:17:38 PM »

Today while walking back to the shop from lunch I walked past an Internet cafe and saw one of the employees walking out with a little blue trash can with the words "WE RECYCLE" written on it that was filled with glass bottles. I thought hell yeah, it's Earth day, I like to see shit like this and before I could finish my thought I saw the bitch dump the whole thing into a garbage can on the street.

loophole · « **Reply #530 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:40:10 PM »

Quote from: baxty on April 22, 2008, 08:12:23 PM

Post some of your pictures, please.

Why were you in vietnam?

im scanning some later today
my parents moved there last year, i was there in the school but i loathed it, quit and came back. IB is a two year diploma so i had to start again

artichoke · « **Reply #531 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:40:14 AM »

(not stoked on is still broken)

Holy shit, I am so sick of this back and forth democratic primary bullshit. I am seriously losing faith in Obama over his inability to close the deal (furthermore, his ability to get redneck, closet racist, democrats) but still can't stand Hillary.

The two party system, ruining your faith in government since the 1790s!

marty. · « **Reply #532 on:** April 24, 2008, 09:44:57 AM »

My school assignment for today:
"The television show "Monk" takes a comedic look at anxiety disorders through its title character. Watch at least one episode of "Monk" and create a basic diagnostic chart."

This is the third time this month where my assignment has been to watch something on tv, then write about it. I would say that my teachers have just kinda stopped trying since it's the end of the year, but I don't think they ever really started.

max power · « **Reply #533 on:** April 24, 2008, 01:43:33 PM »

Quote from: artichoke on April 21, 2008, 10:03:41 PM

Rachel Ray is on Conan right now. Her tits are hanging out and she generally doesn't look half bad, but I hate myself so much for being attracted to her.

every time i see her i think of jack nicholson as the joker

bumptobar · « **Reply #534 on:** April 24, 2008, 05:25:22 PM »

Every time i see her i think of me having sex with her shortly followed by a delicious meal.

lenny · « **Reply #535 on:** April 24, 2008, 05:31:31 PM »

Rachel ray aint got shit on Giada da Laurentiis.

jrock · « **Reply #536 on:** April 24, 2008, 08:52:18 PM »

i gained 30 pounds in the last 3 or 4 weeks. i don't really know how I feel about it....

artichoke · « **Reply #537 on:** April 24, 2008, 09:43:25 PM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7355434.stm

marty. · « **Reply #538 on:** April 25, 2008, 07:05:54 AM »

Stoked on:
ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST
And I'm throwing a house party tonight for the 3rd weekend in a row.

Not stoked on:
This headache I've got from being hungover. Tried masturbating earlier but I had to stop like halfway through cause my head started throbbing so bad.

BriDen · « **Reply #539 on:** April 25, 2008, 10:40:13 AM »

Quote from: marty. on April 25, 2008, 07:05:54 AM

Tried masturbating earlier but I had to stop like halfway through cause my head started throbbing so bad.

Uhh... that means you're doing it right.

Stoked on t-shirt weather for the past week; not stoked that it's supposed to downpour very soon.

Author Topic: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On (Read 849124 times)

baxty

kevbo999

loophole

Corey Quinn

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loophole

baxty

yeah dude!

loophole

jrock

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