Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[lenny]

My roomie's old friend is subletting the room across the hall from me.  She's about 10 years older than me and I want to do really naughty things to her.  But I know I can't pull off something like that.

just go for it anyway, what have you got to lose.

[faceneck]

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I was stoked on the hill, not stoked i ate shit.

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nice 4duos shirt

Thanks. I'm going to have to get a new one though

[lenny]

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I was stoked on the hill, not stoked i ate shit.

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nice 4duos shirt

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Thanks. I'm going to have to get a new one though

why? blood stains on your shirt mean your a man.

[Lance]

skated all day and felt good, didn't get stiff once, tazed some beers, and finally set up the ping-pong table again. Not stoked on having an awesome day and then thinking of my X and getting super bummed out in a matter of minutes.

[biggums mcgee]

Lance my mom thinks you're cute

[Lance]

Lance my mom thinks you're cute

haha, thanks duder. Theres a mom up here whos super hot and has come at me sideways before, but shes married, she said she leaving her man so if and when she does im down.  I've come to terms with being single for the rest of my life. If i cant have my X i'd rather just be alone, i still have my cat and im getting a french bulldog in the fall, put my deposit down last month.  I get first pick of the litter.

[faceneck]

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I was stoked on the hill, not stoked i ate shit.

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nice 4duos shirt

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Thanks. I'm going to have to get a new one though

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why? blood stains on your shirt mean your a man.

Nah, its just old and has stains all over it.

[jrock]

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Lance my mom thinks you're cute

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im getting a french bulldog in the fall, put my deposit down last month.  I get first pick of the litter.

so fucking jealous!  i almost dognapped a frenchie earlier today...

[Lance]

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Lance my mom thinks you're cute

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im getting a french bulldog in the fall, put my deposit down last month.  I get first pick of the litter.

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so fucking jealous!  i almost dognapped a frenchie earlier today...

We had one when i was young, there awesome and have the best personality out of any dog we ever had when i was a youngin, and there super mellow, heres a pic of my homies, I cant wait, we take him to the bar and shit they don't give a shit...if i could take my cat everywhere i would but that dudes happy lurkin about the house.

[jrock]

i've been trying to get one from here for a while now, but they're nazis about who they let adopt:

http://www.frenchbulldogrescue.org/htdocs/available.html

[Lance]

They are the biggest Nazis, I was accepted and they interviewed me for a possible adoption, I know those dogs inside out, had one growing up, have a backyard, and can take him to work with me, and they denied me.  This girl I used to talk to got hers at the Humane society...talk about luck of the draw, it was taken from an unlawful home and she saw him online called, and went in and adopted him, just keep your eyes peeled, you never know...

[jrock]

yeah, i'm gonna keep trying. it doesn't hurt to just keep sending the applications.  some of those people are just so ridiculous  though, like demanding that you get the dog accupuncture and other off the wall shit.  i'm a pretty big dog lover, but some of that shit is just too much.  i mean, its a dog, not a piece of glass....

[skate_bored]

today i fell on a fakie manual situation and hit the ground hip first and made the loudest thud. not stoked on falling, but stoked on the noise it made and the fact that it didnt, and still doesnt, hurt at all.

[SR Junky]

stoked bumping thread and drinking friends home brewed wine not stoked on class at 8am.  shout out to kev

[sergioflorez]

new accounts pop up daily yet none of the newbies post.

[vicky]

karaoke bar yesterday night. dollar pbrs.

[jesus0nvi4gra]

karaoke bar yesterday night. dollar pbrs.

NYC?  I saw that shit advertised in TIMEOUT.

[kevbo999]

My glasses bit the dust after a few good years, so I went the cheapest place possible (Wal*Mart) and ordered a new pair.  I'll be glad to have a nice new pair of specs, but I only wear them around the house and I went with the thinner, scratch resistant lenses anyway.  Buh bye trip savings.

[defiantnate]

I'm a mess right now, everyone knows it... so nobody's gonna give me any shit.

I went to work so blunted today, like retardedly high.

[baxty]

I'm a mess right now, everyone knows it... so nobody's gonna give me any shit.

I went to work so blunted today, like retardedly high.

On a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest what where you?

[defiantnate]

Probably like a seven or eight... but for work, a ten for sure.

[baptized in cum]

Probably like a seven or eight... but for work, a ten for sure.

[artichoke]

I was blacked out a month and some change ago and woke up the next morning with my thumb hurting like crazy.  I could barely move it.  The next day a black line showed up at the base of the thumbnail, so I figured that I closed it in a door or something.  Fast forward to now, the black line is mostly grown out but one of the corners of the nail has been coming in black and not sticking to my finger.  I could probably get tweezers about 1/4 of the way under my nail right now.

[jrock]

gotta go in for another Remicade treatment tomorrow.... its going to make me feel better in the long run, but i really don't want to have to sit in a room with all the cancer people for 4 hours with nothing to watch but the Price is Right and Regis....

[skate_bored]

I was blacked out a month and some change ago and woke up the next morning with my thumb hurting like crazy.  I could barely move it.  The next day a black line showed up at the base of the thumbnail, so I figured that I closed it in a door or something.  Fast forward to now, the black line is mostly grown out but one of the corners of the nail has been coming in black and not sticking to my finger.  I could probably get tweezers about 1/4 of the way under my nail right now.

i had a nail turn black once....then it just fell off. i was so nervous about how bad it would hurt and how sensitive the skin under where the nail was would be, but it seriously didnt hurt one bit. then the new nail grew back but its kinda weird.

[marty.]

Ughhhh, getting one of my nails fucked up bad enough that it would fall off is one of my biggest fears.
I just can't deal with that skin stuff underneath your nails ughhhhhh
Anyone remember that commercial for some toe product thing, and this one little fucking demon lifted up the dudes toenail like it was a door and jumped right in? That was so awful.

Oh but stoked that I've got the new episode of the Office loading right now.
Not stoked that it's raining today, so no skating, but I guess that just means I'll start drinking earlier.

[brent]

that was one of the most disgusting commericals ever.

[jrock]

i once smashed my big toe skating, and it turned blue and had a lot of blood making a lot of pressure under the nail.  i was limping around for 2 weeks.  I ended up soaking my foot in some hot water, and with a sterilized drill bit in my fingers, i slowly drilled a hole in my toenail to release the blood.  once I got all the way through the nail the blood came pouring out, and it instantly felt a million times better.  

[OttoMaddox]

i once smashed my big toe skating, and it turned blue and had a lot of blood making a lot of pressure under the nail.  i was limping around for 2 weeks.  I ended up soaking my foot in some hot water, and with a sterilized drill bit in my fingers, i slowly drilled a hole in my toenail to release the blood.  once I got all the way through the nail the blood came pouring out, and it instantly felt a million times better. 

That happened to me too like ten years ago.  It's actually really embarrassing because it happened while trying a switch hardlfip late flip on flatground; I late flipped the board right into my foot and the axle smashed right into my big toe nail.  Blood collected under the nail causing the gnarliest pain, I seriously couldn't even walk.  So I went to the hospital and they got some med student to drill through the nail with a needle, but he fucked it up and somehow decided to drill through the insanely sensitive skin right below the nail.  The blood drained out anyway, but it still hurt for a while.  The entire nail turned black and fell off a couple of weeks later, but it grew back the same as before.  I definitely never tried to do any late flips ever again.

[jrock]

shit.  the whole time i was doing it i was terrified that i would drill into my skin, but thankfully it didn't happen.