So I'm getting ready to go to work, everything is cool. Then I let out this little fart. At once I came to the realization that something was very wrong. I knew what had happened, but I was so surprised. I ran to the bathroom, of course, I had shit my pants. The last time this happened I was like 7. Why now? What if it happened again? The thought of this happening at work was too much. I don't even like to shit in public restrooms. At least I stayed home from work today.