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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #960 on: October 27, 2008, 09:57:08 AM »
i finished a paper that i put off and could not get started on, but it took me until 4:45 a.m. and then i couldn't fall asleep for another hour or so.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #961 on: November 03, 2008, 01:46:34 PM »
Shoe Goo.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #962 on: November 03, 2008, 05:49:08 PM »
Not Stoked on: I was trying a 360 flip lipslide on a small rail the other day and when I bailed I credit carded so bad that I broke my board in half. It was embarassing and painful. I didn't hurt my nuts nor my asshole but I ravaged my "taint" area. It's swollen up like crazy and it hurts everytime I sit down.

Stoked on: I did not get neutered by the injury nor did I lose my buh-ginity
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #963 on: November 05, 2008, 11:39:59 AM »
^ouch

The Republicans in my office. I can't celebrate Barack's victory, but I know they're all sour, haha fuckin' racist bitches, we got a Black President!!! So fucking tight, I hope y'all realize too, this awesome moment in history and appreeesh!!! It ain't the White House no more, haha!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #964 on: November 05, 2008, 12:10:24 PM »
4 day weekend coming up!

Broken toe, can't skate. BOOOOO.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #965 on: November 05, 2008, 03:19:31 PM »
Me" Hello​ Dia"

Angry​ perso​n who hates​ life"​ hi"

Me"​did you vote yeste​rday?​"​

Angry​ perso​n who hates​ life "no"

Me"​are you happy​ obama​ won?​"​

Angry​ perso​n who hates​ life " no
both sucks​"​

Me" i like obama​
he's not musli​m btw"​(​I was respo​nding​ to a bulle​tin this angry​ perso​n poste​d earli​er)​

Angry​ perso​n who hates​ life " k
he used to be
btw
he's 12% black​
actua​lly
less thant​hat
he was born arab
COOl
glad you like him

Me"​musli​m is a relig​ion,​ not a race"​

Angry​ perso​n who hates​ life " He was raise​d musli​m
Idiot​.​"

Me "no
where​ are you getti​ng this from?​"​

Angry​ perso​n who hates​ life"​Tim do you reall​y think​ you know anyth​ing other​ than what you hear on the news and youtu​be
your a 25 yearo​ld drunk​
keep to the bars
with your point​less bante​r"​
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #966 on: November 05, 2008, 03:49:29 PM »
editing my documentary

its the biggest pain in the ass, im the farthest thing from a final cut pro but im learning super fast

im stuck way out at my school about a 2 hour bus from home and i have to wait another hour to start editing again, damnit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #967 on: November 05, 2008, 03:54:36 PM »
School is lame, but I gots to do it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #968 on: November 10, 2008, 04:12:52 PM »
Gears Of War 2
campaign is fucking amazing.  the story is so fucked up, i love it.
multiplayer is a big pile of suck.  i loved the original GOW multiplayer but they ruined this one.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #969 on: November 10, 2008, 08:24:47 PM »
went to get some ice cream with this girl ive been seeing and right when we walk in i get the gnarliest diarrhea feeling in my stomach. as soon as we paid for the ice cream i said i was going to the restroom. i was nervous: 1. that i wouldnt make it and might just shit all over myself while waiting in line, and 2. that id be in there for 10 minutes or 5 different times within the next 10 minutes. turns out i got so lucky that i was in and out of the bathroom in under a minute. she had no clue what i just unleashed in there while she was eating her ice cream and the night went well. so bummed on diarrhea.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #970 on: November 10, 2008, 08:32:57 PM »
Off tomorrow for Remembrance Day, but I'd kinda rather work and make money.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #971 on: November 11, 2008, 10:52:14 AM »
I brought weed to my house, and
I lost it. if my family finds it I'm fucked!  :-X

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #972 on: November 11, 2008, 11:31:37 AM »
I brought weed to my house, and
I lost it. if my family finds it I'm fucked!  :-X

I remember those days...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #973 on: November 11, 2008, 11:35:27 AM »
skating around the streets on my break to get lunch.


having to come back to fucking work again

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #974 on: November 11, 2008, 11:56:22 AM »
went to get some ice cream with this girl ive been seeing and right when we walk in i get the gnarliest diarrhea feeling in my stomach. as soon as we paid for the ice cream i said i was going to the restroom. i was nervous: 1. that i wouldnt make it and might just shit all over myself while waiting in line, and 2. that id be in there for 10 minutes or 5 different times within the next 10 minutes. turns out i got so lucky that i was in and out of the bathroom in under a minute. she had no clue what i just unleashed in there while she was eating her ice cream and the night went well. so bummed on diarrhea.

In these situations i just go and get the inital blast out, take deep breaths and get whatever else i can in a timely fashion, and then get out of there.  Even if your stomach still hurts a little post poop it almost always goes away....until later on that day/night.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #975 on: November 11, 2008, 04:42:32 PM »
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I brought weed to my house, and
I lost it. if my family finds it I'm fucked!  :-X
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I remember those days...
i really hope no one finds it..

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #976 on: February 02, 2009, 08:13:12 PM »
Finally ordered 5 decks and bought an mp3 player, for those boring bike rides and lunch breaks.  Coffee girl is now movie girl.

I'm broke and really hope my folks can spot me hundred bucks till next payday.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #977 on: February 02, 2009, 08:47:17 PM »
Day fuckin 6 and my shirts still havent arrived  >:(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #978 on: February 03, 2009, 05:50:38 AM »
I found the dream job - 5 mins away from my house, good hours, benefits and people.



but I hate what I do.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #979 on: February 03, 2009, 12:49:32 PM »
shoulder surgery round 2....down time is gonna suck, but it should fix all of the problems from the first time.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #980 on: February 04, 2009, 04:05:56 PM »
Probably getting Skate 2 on Saturday but living in this town and winter are really starting to take toll on my sanity.

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« Reply #981 on: February 04, 2009, 04:14:27 PM »
shoulder surgery round 2....down time is gonna suck, but it should fix all of the problems from the first time.

what happened to your shoulder? 

I had a doctor appointment yesterday.  they're increasing the frequency of my medication.  i'm hoping it makes a difference, but not stoked on the hour and a half drive and 4 hours in the chemo room every 4 weeks instead of every 8. 

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #982 on: February 04, 2009, 04:37:12 PM »
I'm always wishing you get better dude, I want to see diabolik! footy in SP3.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #983 on: February 04, 2009, 04:41:42 PM »
thanks man.  i feel like i'm close, but i just need one big push to get over the hill.  hopefully this will do it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #984 on: February 04, 2009, 08:06:23 PM »


This girl gave me a blowjob in a tennis club changing room, then I never talked to her again, regretting that now

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #985 on: February 04, 2009, 10:34:02 PM »
physical exercise is great when you're done, but while your doing ridiculous amounts of sit ups it's god awful.

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« Reply #986 on: February 04, 2009, 11:30:07 PM »
so much chocolate milk.

I just consumed you, now I might lose you.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #987 on: February 06, 2009, 10:03:34 AM »
we get to watch a movie at work today and get paid for it...my boss is also supplying us with beer before, during, and after.

the downside: it's a barbra streisand movie, and there isn't enough beer for me to enjoy it.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #988 on: February 06, 2009, 10:04:49 AM »


This girl gave me a blowjob in a tennis club changing room, then I never talked to her again, regretting that now

you are in a tennis club?
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #989 on: February 06, 2009, 11:43:28 AM »
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This girl gave me a blowjob in a tennis club changing room, then I never talked to her again, regretting that now
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you are in a tennis club?

no, she was a member and brought me there for lunch, then a tour of the tennis club, found a nice open changing room with a locked door and a bench
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