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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1260 on: July 31, 2009, 12:22:46 PM »
Terrible co-worker is retiring but no replacement in sight, I may have to start doing work.


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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1261 on: July 31, 2009, 07:21:18 PM »
I was walking out the door going to skate, and I just had this feeling. So I go over to the toilet and this awful diarrhea starts to leak out of me. Thankfully this didn't happen while I was skating. The bad thing though, a couple months ago I had it for months and lost about 20 pounds. Hoping this was a one time deal.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1262 on: July 31, 2009, 11:40:10 PM »
its officially august which means the countdown until the time i have to go back to school begins but i will also turn 18, actually im not really too hyped on being 18
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1263 on: August 01, 2009, 01:01:29 AM »
Went in to the hospital on thursday to bet an throat X-ray and had to drink that nasty barium shit its like thick chalky white nastiness, I don't know if any of you ever had to do that shit but I at least threw a pound of that shit down my throat. makes me cringe everytime I think of it.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1264 on: August 01, 2009, 01:31:30 AM »
The new Bruno movie, not great but still sort of funny

I lost 10 pounds in the last month, stoked but not stoked on that

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1265 on: August 02, 2009, 12:06:02 PM »
Stoked on:

Last night we played the wizard staff game (I know, I know, so cool right?), and one of my best friends, who I am going to be the best man in his wedding, I threw his staff, and he grossly overreacted and punched me right in the fucking face. It was hilarious. He almost knocked me out, like I wobbled and fell but held myself up with a chair. Busted my lip up in the inside. I think it's hilarious. We made up though so it's no big deal. Something to laugh about in the future.

Not stoked on:

After all this happened we all biked to the bar, and the same dude, Jon and my other really good friend Trent forgot something so biked back to the house and when they did these two dudes jumped out and pushed them off their bikes and demanded their money, and then the one dude was fucked up on drugs or something and just went crazy and smashed my friends in the faces with hammer. Like a bunch of times, just fucked them up. Jon got a bunch of busted teeth and bit through his lip and needed stitches, and Trent is still in the hospital this morning with a broken jaw. So scary. This happened not even far from my house and not at all in a sketchy neighborhood. I'm always just walking around and biking around at night alone and shit. Gnarly. So bummed for those dudes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1266 on: August 02, 2009, 12:11:54 PM »
Stoked on:

Last night we played the wizard staff game (I know, I know, so cool right?), and one of my best friends, who I am going to be the best man in his wedding, I threw his staff, and he grossly overreacted and punched me right in the fucking face. It was hilarious. He almost knocked me out, like I wobbled and fell but held myself up with a chair. Busted my lip up in the inside. I think it's hilarious. We made up though so it's no big deal. Something to laugh about in the future.

Not stoked on:

After all this happened we all biked to the bar, and the same dude, Jon and my other really good friend Trent forgot something so biked back to the house and when they did these two dudes jumped out and pushed them off their bikes and demanded their money, and then the one dude was fucked up on drugs or something and just went crazy and smashed my friends in the faces with hammer. Like a bunch of times, just fucked them up. Jon got a bunch of busted teeth and bit through his lip and needed stitches, and Trent is still in the hospital this morning with a broken jaw. So scary. This happened not even far from my house and not at all in a sketchy neighborhood. I'm always just walking around and biking around at night alone and shit. Gnarly. So bummed for those dudes.
Sorry to hear that, hope those dudes get better soon. Keep us updated.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1267 on: August 02, 2009, 12:19:36 PM »
After all this happened we all biked to the bar, and the same dude, Jon and my other really good friend Trent forgot something so biked back to the house and when they did these two dudes jumped out and pushed them off their bikes and demanded their money, and then the one dude was fucked up on drugs or something and just went crazy and smashed my friends in the faces with hammer. Like a bunch of times, just fucked them up. Jon got a bunch of busted teeth and bit through his lip and needed stitches, and Trent is still in the hospital this morning with a broken jaw. So scary. This happened not even far from my house and not at all in a sketchy neighborhood. I'm always just walking around and biking around at night alone and shit. Gnarly. So bummed for those dudes.

Holy shit! And here I am thinking Canada is a Country full of cool level headed People.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1268 on: August 02, 2009, 01:08:58 PM »
Ahhah well that definitely is not indicative of shit that happens here. I don't even live in a huge city like Toronto or Vancouver. Just random super bad luck. SUPER bad luck.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1269 on: August 02, 2009, 02:03:51 PM »
That's pretty fucking shitty, Watson.  :-\

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1270 on: August 02, 2009, 02:20:36 PM »
My friends aren't chronics like me, so I always pack a few bowls when I visit.  Though, for the first time in ages, I'm too broke to buy any.  I was kinda excited to give my brain and lungs some air, but the homies have been getting me ripped all weekend.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1271 on: August 02, 2009, 05:21:42 PM »
Hung out with my ex for the first time in over a month and had a sick time, so much fun. It felt like we were still dating just good times because we are both fully over the break up... Except because it was so fun its been making me think back to the relationship and miss it hardcore. Been blue for like 2 days now.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1272 on: August 04, 2009, 07:22:29 PM »
1000 posts, I officially spend too much time on the internet.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1273 on: August 06, 2009, 09:43:58 AM »
stoked on winning some shoes

not stoked on them being these:

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1274 on: August 06, 2009, 09:54:30 AM »
^now that's just low...

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1275 on: August 06, 2009, 05:49:04 PM »
stoked on buying new shoes but not stoked on that fact that since i never get new shoes im being a fucking girl about it and cant pick any out.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1276 on: August 06, 2009, 07:27:25 PM »
stoked on buying new shoes but not stoked on that fact that since i never get new shoes im being a fucking girl about it and cant pick any out.

I'm the same with t-shirts, it makes me feel like such a fucking woman.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1277 on: August 07, 2009, 03:17:33 PM »
skated slightly hungover today and nothing felt good or comfortable, but i did land a few shitty backside 360s. both the crappy back 180 and smoothly pivot the rest of the way and the (slightly) more legitimate b/s 270 and finish the rotation by powersliding. and had both feet on the board the entire time. hopefully one day it'll be completely proper. suck it kickflips!

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1278 on: August 23, 2009, 01:19:01 AM »
Just had my first dominatrix experience

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1279 on: August 23, 2009, 07:57:00 AM »
There was nothing to eat in the freezer except for some vegetarian burgers. As I was hungry and that was the only thing to eat I made them, but put some bacon on them to go against the whole vegetarian thing.

I was happy with my creation. But when it came to eating it, it was disgusting. I swear those sneaky vegetarians put something in their products, where if it comes into contact with meat it instantly all tastes like shit. Not that they taste amazingly good to start with anyway.

Wish I just had the bacon on its own.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1280 on: August 23, 2009, 12:38:27 PM »
stoked on: my beer gut

not stoked on: my beer gut

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1281 on: August 27, 2009, 10:01:06 PM »
i am supposed to get a free pair of shoes from Cons. took about a month to get them and they came....and needless to say, they fucked up

i tried to find a store that sells them so i could try to take them back for cash but no one sells them,

however, they are going to fix their mistake and send me out something from the skate line which is what i was supposed to get in the first place.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1282 on: August 27, 2009, 10:05:50 PM »
two girls on my nuts right now, but theyre good friends and dont know im talking to the other one
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1283 on: August 27, 2009, 10:16:58 PM »
two girls on my nuts right now, but theyre good friends and dont know im talking to the other one

make sure you fuck one of them if you havnt fucked both already, nothing would be worse than both of them finding out and packing you in

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1284 on: August 27, 2009, 10:25:15 PM »
got a phone number from a girl at the bar tonight due to an allman bros song. my buddy, who slept in her bed, but didn't fuck her, showed her two minutes after she left. wicked bummer, cause tate's my boy

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1285 on: August 27, 2009, 11:02:25 PM »
Not stoked on:

After all this happened we all biked to the bar, and the same dude, Jon and my other really good friend Trent forgot something so biked back to the house and when they did these two dudes jumped out and pushed them off their bikes and demanded their money, and then the one dude was fucked up on drugs or something and just went crazy and smashed my friends in the faces with hammer. Like a bunch of times, just fucked them up. Jon got a bunch of busted teeth and bit through his lip and needed stitches, and Trent is still in the hospital this morning with a broken jaw. So scary. This happened not even far from my house and not at all in a sketchy neighborhood. I'm always just walking around and biking around at night alone and shit. Gnarly. So bummed for those dudes.

what area did this happen in?
« Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 02:36:36 AM by drunk »
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1286 on: August 27, 2009, 11:50:46 PM »
Got invited to a hookah lounge for free, I was there maybe 3 hours.

My lungs don't feel so hot, and hookah lounges are so tacky and full of kooks.

I don't ever want to inhale anything ever again.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1287 on: August 28, 2009, 12:23:23 AM »
stoked i'm gonna be going home to see my family and friends before going to vienna. not stoked on spending all day in airports/flights.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1288 on: August 28, 2009, 04:52:03 AM »
stoked i can walk almost normally again (which means i'll be able to skate again soon), and my friend from Australia is coming to nippon to go on a 2 day motorbike ride with me
not stoked that i have to wait 3 more weeks till the pins are taken out of my toe which might mean i can't go riding with my friend

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #1289 on: August 28, 2009, 05:04:59 AM »
not stoked:
going to my buddys going away party, dudes going to portugal for 6 months

stoked:
the party was pretty rad and he really appreciated it, total gratitude

not stoked (again):
the amount of toolish people that were there.


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