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[Rarraz]

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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.

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to quote.... you seriously need to learn how to boneless...

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you know you can't fucking boneless at 65mph, you fucking human porsche liar.

Your right, you can't.. Well there's at least one piece of common sense.
You slow to a speed where it is possible.

[damian]

45mph?


longboarders have fake steez.

[shutupbitch]

I'm sorry if an ollie is the only way you know how to get over an obstacle.. we know many ways.

Only us longboarders know how much skills it takes to get on curbs like that.

[Vov Vurnquist]

sublime and vans slip on combo....

[Knockout Ned]

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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.

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I'll just roll some 101s and ride right over the curb.

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face plant?

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No, watch this, moron.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU

we all learned that shit before we learned how to ollie you aint special

[SWEET]

45mph?


longboarders have fake steez.

I havent seen many curbs in the french alps or in the japanese mountains anyway 
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... 

[Rarraz]

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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.

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I'll just roll some 101s and ride right over the curb.

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face plant?

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No, watch this, moron.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU

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we all learned that shit before we learned how to ollie you aint special

You just got done saying we can't get onto a curb without ollieing..
Just letting you know, your wrong.

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k chief

that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills

those are not skateboards

like i said before i ride skateboards both long and short and i love all types of skating, but...

if anyone can prove to me that a longboard is not a skateboard then i will eat my hat

[Rarraz]

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45mph?


longboarders have fake steez.

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I havent seen many curbs in the french alps or in the japanese mountains anyway 
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... 

Yeah, I ride where the cars are at.. and if a car can drive over it at speed.. so can we

[Noseblunted]

Zoooom. Go speed racer, go!

[damian]

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45mph?


longboarders have fake steez.

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I havent seen many curbs in the french alps or in the japanese mountains anyway 
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... 

you travel the world and bro-down on the fiercest country roads imagineable.
where do i sign up? are dank nuggets involved too?

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k chief

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that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills

Yeah
At least one can actually skate lol

[j....soy.....]

step over curb hop is the next installment...

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45mph?


longboarders have fake steez.

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I havent seen many curbs in the french alps or in the japanese mountains anyway 
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... 

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you travel the world and bro-down on the fiercest country roads imagineable.
where do i sign up? are dank nuggets involved too?

you gonna need pics of me riding japanese roads and in the alps or is it gonna be fine?

[Rarraz]

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k chief

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that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills

Not bad at all.. Pretty good.
That only makes up for one of you, though. Anyone else?

[tomahawk]

dude, you all are such funny little kids.  you got like all of the longboarding forum here posting for kicks to piss off you little kiddies.

i respect shortboarders that rip, hell the other day i was carving down a hill after class, this shortboarder comes blazing by, busts a siiiiiick standup slide and keeps on going.  mad style, mad skill.  i don't have much skill, but at least i enjoy what i do.  i seriously wish i could ollie over a curb, but i suck at that, but at least i have fun.  

sounds to me like the rest of you are wayyyy too worried about looking core than anything else.  maybe those emo-fag tight ass pants you fuckers wear are squishing your balls too much?  try to just "hang loose" sometime "brah", relaxing and enjoying the ride isnt bad, being a whiny poser is.  i cant go up curbs true, but at least i dont have to worry about a crack larger than 1/4 of an inch because my tiny hard ass wheels will get stuck in it.

oh yeah, and just for the record, most of the best speedboarders in the world will do shit on a shortboard that you little kiddies cant even dream of, and rip any pool you see harder than you can imagine.  http://www.concretedisciples.com/skate_photos/categories.php?cat_id=151. hmmm..who got second place here...an all around ripper that can also bomb hills and ride a longboard *gasp*

any of you funny little fuckers in the bay area?  i goto uc berkeley, and i see so many little high schoolers walking around with their boards.  i do see rippers true, but for the mostpart i see a bunch of fag looking posers.  are your shitty wheels rattling your teeth too much?  or could it be the utter lack of creativity in the design of your boards that makes you ashamed to ride them?

anytime any of you little kids wanna prove how "Core" you are and beat me down a hill while i get wobs 1/4th of the way down lemme know...we'll see how well you can drift standing up!!

hahahahahahahaha.  looooooooosers

[shutupbitch]

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45mph?


longboarders have fake steez.

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I havent seen many curbs in the french alps or in the japanese mountains anyway 
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... 

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Yeah, I ride where the cars are at.. and if a car can drive over it at speed.. so can we

I'm not sure what size or how hard the wheels are but it seems UNskater like of you to think that if a car that has suspension and soft tires
can roll over it so can you.

[Knockout Ned]

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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.

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I'll just roll some 101s and ride right over the curb.

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face plant?

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No, watch this, moron.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU

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we all learned that shit before we learned how to ollie you aint special

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You just got done saying we can't get onto a curb without ollieing..
Just letting you know, your wrong.

are you trying to imply that that was an ollie?

[MFS]

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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.

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I'll just roll some 101s and ride right over the curb.

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face plant?

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No, watch this, moron.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU

i think i just blew a funny fuse or some shit.

[damian]

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k chief

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that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills

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Not bad at all.. Pretty good.
That only makes up for one of you, though. Anyone else?

[Rarraz]

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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.

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I'll just roll some 101s and ride right over the curb.

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face plant?

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No, watch this, moron.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU

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we all learned that shit before we learned how to ollie you aint special

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You just got done saying we can't get onto a curb without ollieing..
Just letting you know, your wrong.

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are you trying to imply that that was an ollie?

No, in fact I'm not implying anything. I'm flat out stating there's other methods of avoiding an obstacle, other than an ollie.

[Vov Vurnquist]

avid longboarders

[shutupbitch]

dude, you all are such funny little kids.  you got like all of the longboarding forum here posting for kicks to piss off you little kiddies.

i respect shortboarders that rip, hell the other day i was carving down a hill after class, this shortboarder comes blazing by, busts a siiiiiick standup slide and keeps on going.  mad style, mad skill.  i don't have much skill, but at least i enjoy what i do.  i seriously wish i could ollie over a curb, but i suck at that, but at least i have fun.  

sounds to me like the rest of you are wayyyy too worried about looking core than anything else.  maybe those emo-fag tight ass pants you fuckers wear are squishing your balls too much?  try to just "hang loose" sometime "brah", relaxing and enjoying the ride isnt bad, being a whiny poser is.  i cant go up curbs true, but at least i dont have to worry about a crack larger than 1/4 of an inch because my tiny hard ass wheels will get stuck in it.

oh yeah, and just for the record, most of the best speedboarders in the world will do shit on a shortboard that you little kiddies cant even dream of, and rip any pool you see harder than you can imagine.  http://www.concretedisciples.com/skate_photos/categories.php?cat_id=151. hmmm..who got second place here...an all around ripper that can also bomb hills and ride a longboard *gasp*

any of you funny little fuckers in the bay area?  i goto uc berkeley, and i see so many little high schoolers walking around with their boards.  i do see rippers true, but for the mostpart i see a bunch of fag looking posers.  are your shitty wheels rattling your teeth too much?  or could it be the utter lack of creativity in the design of your boards that makes you ashamed to ride them?

anytime any of you little kids wanna prove how "Core" you are and beat me down a hill while i get wobs 1/4th of the way down lemme know...we'll see how well you can drift standing up!!

hahahahahahahaha.  looooooooosers

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[damian]

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45mph?


longboarders have fake steez.

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I havent seen many curbs in the french alps or in the japanese mountains anyway 
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... 

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you travel the world and bro-down on the fiercest country roads imagineable.
where do i sign up? are dank nuggets involved too?

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you gonna need pics of me riding japanese roads and in the alps or is it gonna be fine?

bro, i won't get a speeding ticket will i? i've got so sick style, this is right up my alley. real talk.

[shutupbitch]

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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.

[close]

I'll just roll some 101s and ride right over the curb.

[close]

face plant?

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No, watch this, moron.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU

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we all learned that shit before we learned how to ollie you aint special

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You just got done saying we can't get onto a curb without ollieing..
Just letting you know, your wrong.

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are you trying to imply that that was an ollie?

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No, in fact I'm not implying anything. I'm flat out stating there's other methods of avoiding an obstacle, other than an ollie.

and they're way more graceful than an ollie shmollie.

[worldwide]

ya actually you might get a speeding ticket. ive been hasseled by the cops quite a bit bombing hills

[Rarraz]

ya actually you might get a speeding ticket. ive been hasseled by the cops quite a bit bombing hills

Yeah.. to be honest, you might.
Depends on the cop your dealing with..
They might ignore you, attempt to ticket you, warn you, tell you to be careful..

[damian]

can i burn them with my human porsche skills? you know, get to the bottom and run into the mountains?

[shutupbitch]

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ya actually you might get a speeding ticket. ive been hasseled by the cops quite a bit bombing hills

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Yeah.. to be honest, you might.
Depends on the cop your dealing with..
They might ignore you, attempt to ticket you, warn you, tell you to be careful..

They might ignore you, attempt to ticket you, warn you, tell you to be careful, laugh at your helmet, laugh at your spandex,
call you a lose, push you over a cliff, chuckle at your 3 teeth, and run you off the road.

[worldwide]

would you hit this?